I woke up this morning really wanting to beat off to Charmaine Star.

So I did.

Now, you can beat off to her, too.

You’re so lucky to be alive…

I want to bang Sara Ramirez. I know, I know…get in line, right? This morning CrackaAss and I were fighting over who would bang Sara harder/better. I thought I’d share our rad icq chat with the class.

11:43 lesbodojo
11:43 I have the biggest crush on sara ramirez
11:43 omg
11:43 she’s so hot
11:48 CrackaAss
11:43 oh i’d totally put it in her butt
11:48 lesbodojo
11:44 I would bang her so hard that she would not be able to walk or sing again
11:49 CrackaAss
11:44 yeah well i’d bang her so hard her unborn child would have brain damage
11:49 lesbodojo
11:46 I’d bang her so hard that she’d be suspended in time in that one frame of amazing orgasm. Lesbians all over the world would consider her a saint. I would float up to heaven. Everyone in San Francisco would weep and applaud us.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the curvy beauty that is Sara Ramirez, she’s “Callie” on Grey’s Anatomy. My friend TJ also informed me that Sara is a Tony Award winning singer. Check out how sexy she is when she sings Fever on the Craig Ferguson Show. Hot. Hot. Hot.

If you don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy you’re a retard. I know you’re probably sick of the doctor shows and so am I, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to watch the only show that has super hot female doctors. I mean most of my dreams I’m thinking about while I’m jacking off are about the girls from Grey’s Anatomy. Today it’s all about Katherine Heigl who plays Izzy. Just her character is hot. She was a lingerie model to put herself through school and is now a doctor. So she’s smokin hot and super smart. I love it. She has her own website that shows off her assets, but she needs to fire her designer cause he put up the ugliest photo of her as a main attraction. Regardless she has hot photos in Maxim and FHM. There are plenty more but those are just a couple of my favorites. She would definately be on my list of celebrities I’m allowed to fuck. Thanks Kineda