Do you like bisexual amateurs? I talk about Tatum Reed a lot on Pornzio because she’s artsy, smart, runs her own site, enjoys listening to electroclash while she’s rimming girls, AND is super sexy. Clearly, I’m mildly obsessed with her va-jay-jay.

She sent me another video today of a hot brunette she met in LA while she was walking her dog. Click here to download this lesbian amateur video.

Read more on Tatum Reed on wikipedia.

As we approach Thanksgiving, I’m reminded of all the things I’m thankful for. Namely, eating pussy!

With all the talk of turkey and mashed potatoes, it makes me want to remind the public about the delicious taste of pussy. I just feel so blessed when I’m going down on a hot girl with soft skin and her pussy tastes sweet and savory…all at the same time. *blush*

Vagina is the most important meal that you will have tomorrow, as an American. Clearly, if you’re a gay man, this does not apply to you. But seriously, go out and make some lady’s day tomorrow. Grab her snatch and whisper that you can’t wait to give her a clitoral orgasm. Be a giver!

To get you ready for your Thanksgiving feast, I’ve orchestrated a buffet of free cunnilingus videos…just for you. Please enjoy every minute of it.

Free Pussy Eating Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

Why doesn’t this shit ever happen to me? I wait for the bus everyday, and sometimes there are hotties, but they never ask if I want to touch their boob, or just grab my cock. Maybe I’m just in the wrong city.

If after watching that you need to see some real blowjob videos check out Bus Stop Whores

If you love blow jobs, you should check out bjbattle.com. Vote daily on which girl gives a better blow job. You can leave comments on the different models, help pornstars reach their 15 min of fame, and find endless links re: the art of fellatio. Not only can you vote, but they give suggestions on what positions provide better blowjobs. Now that’s the type of info you want to pass along to the girlfriend/wife-y.

Nearly everything is available for free. The creators of this battle have hundreds of other adult voting sites in their network. I highly suggest checking out boobiebattle, thongbattle, hardcorebattle, and asianbattle. That should keep you busy at work this week. Happy Monday! xoxo

Okay this one is a little weird just because there is no sound.  But that’s okay, CrackaAss will help you out.  I like to call this…80’s meets horrible plot porno in japan.

The asian nurse in the middle…we’ll call her Meg (cause that’s real japanese) is the RN.  She’s going to teach the wannabe nurses how to revive a flacid penis.  The man lying on the bed has been in coma for the past 6 years.  The doctors have realized that if they don’t make this man cum that he’s going to die.

Luckily Meg has been trained in the art of “swallowsmallcock” which may be the only thing that can help this man.   So Meg begins the procedure.  She gets going, and you can’t really tell from the video, but this guys cock gets hard.  The blur kinda fucks that…but you can tell from how happy the other nurses are and how they begin to nod their heads.  So Megs going at and then all of a sudden she yells to a nurse “GIVE ME A RAG!” this dudes cum taste like shit.  Meg expected this since she’s been feeding him nothing but shitty hospital food through a tube…but still.  It’s a whole different ball game when it’s actually in your mouth.

So Meg feels good about herself.  She just saved a man’s life but sucking on some cock, and the world is a better place.  Dude’s still in a coma but hey…at least he got some.  The End

Watch the video for yourself

I know it’s going to be a good day when as soon as I sit down at my computer someone sends me a link to a hot ass lesbian with her mouth wrapped around a clit. What could be better?. Well I mean the only thing that could make that better is if she was asian, but we can’t always get what we want (all the time). So today we’re talking about Ruth. Ruth is a girl that likes what she does and aint afraid to tell ole dad that’s letting chicks lick her clean for a living. I like her already. Here’s a little more info about our girl:

I was born in the Midlands of the UK and lived there until I turned 18 and took myself off to University in Sheffield. There I studied Russian and Philosophy with extra modules in French until I discovered the evils of porn a year and a half later. At 19 I did my first porn shoot to help fund my way through Uni… I was previously working as an elf in a Santas grotto for cash however Santa fired me once Christmas was over (no joke!). I eventually got some extra work recruiting hot chicks for www.simonscans.com and combined with modelling, after a while, the full time lure of porn was too much and I left Uni eventually moving to London. I now live with another model named Cassie and a bloke (who I won’t name in case he minds), which means I pay super low rent in a super funky appartment.

My parents know entirely all that I do, although they haven’t seen any of my adult stuff they are thoroughly supportive. They’re lovely and I consider myself super lucky. I’m in no way ashamed of what I do and resent the implication that I should be. However - at the same time - I don’t tell everyone I meet what I do in a “Hi, I’m Ruth, I do porn”, kinda way.

I haven’t been able to find too much on her but I did find this gallery and some hot wallpaper for your desktop.

CrackaAss made me hungry. I love food porn that pairs candy with sweet pussy. And while that sounds redundant to some of you, the temptress aesthetic IS there. The obvious reference to blowjobs is what does it for most guys…

Of course, I think of sweet pussy juice.

I’m sure you’ve all been there when you’re going down on a girl and her vag juice tastes so sweet you can’t believe it. Like Ms. B says on the Yung Joc track “you chewin on my pussy like a piece of Bubble Yum.” er. yeah. Kinda like that.

I love the ladies. I love ladies who love ladies. And who am I kidding, I also adore for the ladies who lick minge for pay. I came across this vintage “lesbo” photograph, and needed to share it with the class.

I have a nice lil collection of vintage porn for you, so stay tuned. I’ll post more classic licky-loo later tonight.

Threesome…every guy dreams of it. For you that have had one, you know it’s your pride and joy story that you always tell at your poker game. I mean what guy wouldn’t want to watch two chicks make out, eat each other out, then both look up at you, one starts sucking your dick while the other plays with your balls, and then you fuck one as the other sticks her tongue down your throat. I mean I can’t really think of anything in that description that I would not do. And then after I did it…I’d tell every friend I had. Shit I’d tell every random person I walked by on the street.

The point is we all want it. But is there a way to one-up a threesome? Some people might say orgy with a bunch of chicks and just you, or maybe a gangbang. I mean everybody is different. But for me. The step up from a threesome would have to be a threesome with twins. I mean not only are you banging two hot chicks that look alike, but you’re making two sluts that are related make out and get each other off. I mean you become like this incest devil with the power to make family members do it. So I guess in turn you’re like a dirty old man. But whatever…YOU KNOW IT’S HOT! I mean they’re not your family. So fuck it.

I took the time…cause I’m so nice. To put together a little list of twins that I’d like to fuck. And just so happens they’re into that as you’ll see below. Have fun.

Milton Twins

Milton Twins Getting Fucked

Cali & Cherish

Cali Marie & Cherish get picked up and fucked

 Cali & Cherish looking a lot better

Cali Marie & Cherish suck and fuck

 Playboy’s Bernaola Twins

Carol & Darlene Bernaola Photoshoot

 Taylor Twins

Taylor Twins shake their ass in cheerleading outfits

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I also found a set of twins named Misha and Sasha. They also have british accents. You can’t beat that shit. Check out these Brit Bangers

Brit Banger twins Suck and Fuck
Misha & Sasha fuck stud outside

I had a random memory pop into my head today. Me and my dad were in his beat up brown truck on the way to school. He used to listen to Howard Stern every morning. And at the time I couldn’t stand Howard. He just came off so racist and mean to me. This certain day was interesting cause this one day he brought up a porn site called Blacks On Blondes. Now we didn’t even have a computer, but that site name was burned in my brain until that last bell rang. I packed up my books and ran faster than a naked man with 10 steaks hanging out of his ass who’s being chased by 50 starving ethiopians. I was heading to my friends house cause he had AOL. I got on his dial up connection and went straight to the site. The first thought through my head after the 10 minutes of loading was: Holy shit…is that thing real?

If you haven’t seen BlacksOnBlondes.com. I’ll give you the run down. Huge…and I do mean HUGE…Black cocks meet very small blonde women. Sometimes just one black cock. Sometimes a plethora of dark meat pounding any blonde orifices they can find. It was at this time that my porn love started. And it was all because of Howard Stern. He alone made my life so much better. And I’m always checking his radio and tv show to see if there’s any great porn that I’ve been missing out on.

Since that day I’ve found a ton of huge black cock sites that compare or are better than the original. And I’m posting some galleries of Big Lex. But the original will always be there for me. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the crap porn I used to look at. That was before Howard opened my eyes.

Big Black Cocks and Small Blondes who Love Them

And a few more galleries cause I can’t get enough
Interracial Love
Interracial Love2
Interracial Love3
Interracial Love4

The Original Blacks On Blondes