If you’re a caffeine addict, no orgasm can top that deep exhale after your first taste of coffee in the morning. You can’t fake it. It can’t be denied. Yes, my friends–I’m talking about coffee porn. Studies show that coffee actually taps into the female sex drive. It’s true. It’s sad that I haven’t hooked up more in coffee house bathrooms, really. I’d be into that.

Ladies, are you with me? The folks at esspressoporn.com are. Their blog illustrates the devine connection between espresso drips and cum shots. Super sexy, if you ask me. Here’s another money shot visual…

Check out coffee porn on flickr, and this silly video montage of coffee, Jenna, and Ron Jeremy. Also, remember to buy coffee from girls in panties to enhance the experince.

11:43 lesbodojo
11:43 I have the biggest crush on sara ramirez
11:43 omg
11:43 she’s so hot
11:48 CrackaAss
11:43 oh i’d totally put it in her butt
11:48 lesbodojo
11:44 I would bang her so hard that she would not be able to walk or sing again
11:49 CrackaAss
11:44 yeah well i’d bang her so hard her unborn child would have brain damage
11:49 lesbodojo
11:46 I’d bang her so hard that she’d be suspended in time in that one frame of amazing orgasm. Lesbians all over the world would consider her a saint. I would float up to heaven. Everyone in San Francisco would weep and applaud us.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the curvy beauty that is Sara Ramirez, she’s “Callie” on Grey’s Anatomy. My friend TJ also informed me that Sara is a Tony Award winning singer. Check out how sexy she is when she sings Fever on the Craig Ferguson Show. Hot. Hot. Hot.