Okay I’ve seen the guys that do the penis acts and tie their dicks up and make them do the most painful looking things just to get a laugh.  But I’ve never seen a woman do anything like that before.  Maybe she saw that gatorade commercial with mia hamm and michael jordan.  “Anything you can do I can do better” Well I will say it’s more fun watching a vagina get mangled than a penis.  Maybe that’s just cause I have a penis and don’t like pain.

Anyway enjoy the tied up clit video 

It’s not everyday that porn can actually make you hungry. Sure it’ll make you horny, you’ll have crazy wild woman punch me in the face sex, and then you’ll be hungry and have to munch on something. But how often do you look at a snatch and think “mmmm a big mac would really hit the spot right now.” I really had to give this pussy burger a double take. It just screamed McDonalds to me. So I dubb thee McDonald’s new McSnatch.

Lets not let the fun stop there. Now we’d like to introduce Wienerschnitzel’s famous All Beef Plumper Dog. As you can see above Amanda likes her dog pretty simple. A little mustard and ketchup and she’s ready to gobble this dog deep down her throat.

Now you know you can’t eat all this food without something to flush it down with. How about a 7eleven Super Big Gulp of only the finest California Cum. It’s been freshly brewed and has received numerous taste tasting awards. If you’re still hungry for the flesh, be sure to read up on The Taste of Porn. And if you’re more the healthy type, why not try a little sushi? Enjoy the meal and if you’ve got more food for me link to it in the comments.

I came in this morning and was going through the normal blogs I read, when this photo got me thinking. Is that her balls? Is she a tranny? Or is she just in the pacman club? For some reason when I see a big ole fat clam pussy I always think of pacman coming after me trying to eat my balls. I know I’m weird but that’s what the pacman club is. I’ve never been a fan of big pussy lips hanging down. I mean when she’s bent over and I’m coming up from behind to pound her doggy, and for a split second I think to myself “are those your balls?” that’s a really bad thing. I mean even to think of balls for a split second while you’re trying to have relations with your lady is not a good thing. It’s like shrink city if you know what I mean. But again, with the photo above it got me really wondering how big does a clam have to be for it to roll down like that when sit on the couch. So I did some research and this is what I found.

After seeing this thing I realized that some chicks pussies are bigger than my nuts.

This one for some reason looks like SamuelL Jackson’s lips. I just imagine it saying “Tell that bitch to be cool!!!” And Sam takes you straight to shrink city.

Luckily this chicks got little herpes dots next to her pacman. They draw my attention away from the massive clam. Keep up the good herpes.

Then you’ve got the worst monster of all. The Pacman Cherry Monster. This one just screams, cut me off please. I mean it’s like an uncircumsized clit. Jesus who wants to deep throat a clit?

What we’ve learned from this club is that balls and clams are too similar. If you take a chick home and find her balls. That’s bad. If you take a chick home and find pacman? That’s bad too. The moral of the story is lipo your clam. please.