Vampyros Lesbos (by Jesus Franco) is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s a classic in the lesbian vampire genre; made in 1970. If you’re a horror movie fan, you’ll love the kick ass soundtrack. So spooky! You can see the original German trailer here.

SuicideGirls just released a photo series that was inspired by the infamous Vampyros Lesbos. Can you dig it?

Now that I have my goth fans all hot and bothered, I’ll offer some free porn. Click here, here, and here for some free gothic & vampire erotica. Enjoy! xoxo

I’m so wet for Burning Angel. They did a punk rock porno version of The Exorcist called THE XXXORCIST!

Loves it. Father Merkin does a goddamn “sexorcism” on the crazy slut with the twirly head. This movie is perfect for horror fans like me. Watch the Quicktime trailer here. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. ; )

Rock n Roll always brings the whore out of you. Exibit A: Groupies, exhibitionism, sweating, rock gear, leather, etc. And there’s nothing sexier than a hot babe stroking or licking a guitar. Right? So I thought I’d do a mini tribute to guitar porn.

Licky Loo, Baby Boo!

Masuimi Max is the official alt model for Coffin Case guitars. To see the full gallery (of Masuimi posing with this guitar), look here.

Here’s some extra guitar porn for your enjoyment. Rock on! xoxo

My friends at SexyBattleBoard just sent me links to these topless Britney shots. She really does love to show off her naughty bits in public. Remember the vag pics?

Aren’t the flowers a nice touch? A kinder, gentler, Britney Spears. It almost makes you forget about the angry bald britney holding an umbrella. Almost!

The timing for these photos to be leaked couldn’t have been at a better moment. She’s just now getting back on stage at the House of Blues. Nice. Way to go Britney! We’re always cheering for you.

Natalie Sparks is hot. Let’s say Jennifer Garner and I had a baby, it would look like Natalie Sparks. I’m not even sure what that means, but it’s true. I first came across Natalie I was, well, masturbating, and her big brown eyes were all I needed. She has big, precious boobies and that’s important. I like outfits on my ladies, and Natalie has many. She’s a 20-year-old hottie, that is fairly new to the naked game. She looks to have a D cup, but I would need to touch them to be sure. I would probably use Natalie’s boobies as punching bags, and she’d like it. Chicks dig that shit, right? She has some webcam shows where she does things like fingerbang herself. I love some watching chicks fingerbang themselves. I like it almost as much as I like saying fingerbang. But wait… there’s more. Natalie has a special little sister, Nicole Sparks. OK, so I am not positive they are sisters, but they are both hot and they have the same last name. So, check them out, and just beat it. Oh… here’s their myspace, so you know.. Natalie and Nicole. Thank God for myspace!

William Shatner has been in the media for quite some time now. If it isn’t auctioning off his kidney stone, rapping in a priceline commercial, or just being roasted on comedy central he’s always around. The star trek captain has done it all. And now seems to be dabbling in the porn industry. To add to his huge book of things he’s good at…he is a bit of a photographer these days. Apparently he’s so good that playboy has asked him to shoot Miss May 1998, Deanna Brooks. The photo are pretty good and show off her big round ass, but I like the photos of Shat shooting. He’s all up in her boobage getting that perfect shot.

William Shatner’s Playboy Photos of Deanna Brooks

Women are handy. And I want my girl (and her parts) to multitask like a fucking champ. Lia19‘s nipple is so sexy and strong. We’ve all heard about setting a cup on a booty…but a hanger on the nipple is truly genius!

Utilitarian porn rocks, right?

If you love blow jobs, you should check out bjbattle.com. Vote daily on which girl gives a better blow job. You can leave comments on the different models, help pornstars reach their 15 min of fame, and find endless links re: the art of fellatio. Not only can you vote, but they give suggestions on what positions provide better blowjobs. Now that’s the type of info you want to pass along to the girlfriend/wife-y.

Nearly everything is available for free. The creators of this battle have hundreds of other adult voting sites in their network. I highly suggest checking out boobiebattle, thongbattle, hardcorebattle, and asianbattle. That should keep you busy at work this week. Happy Monday! xoxo

I love that right after the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA scandal, Miss Nevada (Katie Rees) pulled down her pants in public and started making out with chicks. Is it a popular way of getting 15 min of celeb status now? If so, I’m all for it. It makes me want to be her PR rep so that I can let her run wild.

Dear Miss Nevada: Don’t worry about those haters, cutie. Submit your photos to ThongsDaily right now and feel proud of that ass! Fuck these unsupportive mother fuckers. Do Playboy and get real money. Your Friend, LesboDojo

I miss the days of Jazzercise! Remember those hot girls working out in shiny tan pantyhose and sweat bands? If you still rub one out to Jaime Lee Curtis in the 80s movie Perfect, then you’ll love PantyhoseSports.com. It’s all about watching hoes in hose. …stretch, sweat, and shine!

Here are some choice pantyhose sports galleries that will give your hands a work out. You can thank your favorite lesbian later.