Please tell me that Eden (of Garden of Eden) loves lesbian sex! I just watched one of her videos and it left my head spinning. This thread is useless without pics, so here you go…

God damn it, I love every ounce of that woman’s body. Her site is mostly softcore, focusing on her soft squishy pillows. Watch her run up and down stairs until her boobs fall out of her top. Enjoy her licking her own breasts without any neck strain. See her take 2 scrumptious minutes lifting her heavy breasts out of her bra cups. It’s just too much for me to handle. I’m so obsessed with curvy women.

Dude. Her breasts weigh over 16 pounds (that’s a double H cup, folks)!!!

I love seeing young girls with confidence taking nude photos in front of their mirror. So cute!

I’m over seeing nude pornstars. Their too fake and used up looking. Give me a real girl any day who’s proud of what they’ve got. I don’t care what your fucking bathroom looks like. Dance for me, girl. Smile at yourself in the mirror and take a nude photo cause you know I want to see it.

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Where to start? Eve has been around for a little while, and yet I still can’t stop looking at her. She’s so hot it makes my balls hurt. Seriously, they hurt. I may need to go and get this looked at. It’s not normal, is it? Well, regardless, it’s worth it, because Eve is amazing. She’s a fucking hot Hungarian, who loves to be naked. Isn’t that what we all want: hot, naked Hungarians? Honestly, Eve Angel is arguably the first Hungarian I have ever seen, but if this is a sign of the women there, then I’m moving to Hungry. Think of the limitless amount of Hungry jokes I could use. Eve started fucking at about 17, and we in America had to wait one more year before we could watch it. My favorite thing about Eve is that while she enjoys modeling right now, she aspires to be an archaeologist (note, it’s spelled wrong in the bio:). Cute isn’t it? Dream on Eve, but for right now we’re going to go ahead and excavate your vag. For your viewing pleasure, here’s a mecca of Eve galleries. Just a warning, there may be pop-ups, and there may be spam. I’m sorry, but I didn’t go through them all. Suffice it say, after the second gallery I was finished. Also, for a special treat, and because she’s my favorite, here’s her first screen test. Her pleasure-love sounds may resemble a goat being slaughtered, but seriously, who doesn’t love that?

Natalie Sparks is hot. Let’s say Jennifer Garner and I had a baby, it would look like Natalie Sparks. I’m not even sure what that means, but it’s true. I first came across Natalie I was, well, masturbating, and her big brown eyes were all I needed. She has big, precious boobies and that’s important. I like outfits on my ladies, and Natalie has many. She’s a 20-year-old hottie, that is fairly new to the naked game. She looks to have a D cup, but I would need to touch them to be sure. I would probably use Natalie’s boobies as punching bags, and she’d like it. Chicks dig that shit, right? She has some webcam shows where she does things like fingerbang herself. I love some watching chicks fingerbang themselves. I like it almost as much as I like saying fingerbang. But wait… there’s more. Natalie has a special little sister, Nicole Sparks. OK, so I am not positive they are sisters, but they are both hot and they have the same last name. So, check them out, and just beat it. Oh… here’s their myspace, so you know.. Natalie and Nicole. Thank God for myspace!

If you love blow jobs, you should check out bjbattle.com. Vote daily on which girl gives a better blow job. You can leave comments on the different models, help pornstars reach their 15 min of fame, and find endless links re: the art of fellatio. Not only can you vote, but they give suggestions on what positions provide better blowjobs. Now that’s the type of info you want to pass along to the girlfriend/wife-y.

Nearly everything is available for free. The creators of this battle have hundreds of other adult voting sites in their network. I highly suggest checking out boobiebattle, thongbattle, hardcorebattle, and asianbattle. That should keep you busy at work this week. Happy Monday! xoxo

I really miss the real thing.  I mean being with girls with fake boobs is great.  They always look amazing, but sometimes you just want to be fucking a girl and watch her boobs flying everywhere…slapping herself in the face.  That’s just hot sometimes.  But with today’s times, the real boob is becoming like atari.  People have heard about it, but no ones ever actually seen or played with it before.  Well today I found a book called Big Book of Breasts which is over 400 pages of the real thing.  Nothing but hot real and not to mention big ole boobies.  It’s by Dina Hansan who has done some work with the biggest pervert photographer around…Mr Terry Richardson.  Anyway Check it out.

The Big Book of Breasts 

Are you into younger guys? 8teenboy is a well organized site full of beautiful twinks with perfect skin. You’ll love their youthful contract models.

Either download their movies to your video ipod or burn to dvd. 8teenboy also sells the physical dvds with discreet shipping. None of the movies are restricted by DRM. All of their gay content is exclusive and original.

If you’re interested in candid male nudes, check out AllCandid. What I like best about the site is how they categorize their different candid niches. You don’t have to search for locker room sets if that’s what you’re looking for.

Their site isn’t super slick in design. Yet, their amateur collection speaks for itself. They’ve been gathering real amateur, voyeur, and candid male nudes for over 7 years.

Yeah, I know. Everyone needs underwear. yada yada yada. Listen: If you’re surfing for men’s underwear sites, you are gay. And fyi: the models who sport the underwear for online stores are also gay.

I’m sure there a few men who are reading this and thinking “…but not me. I’m not gay. I am just looking to buy some quality silk thongs online.” You’re gay. Trust me, sport.

Now that you’re coming out, you’ll be happy to know that we have a crapload of gay porn links. Bonus! Use our category links at the top, to explore your new found sexuality.

Have you ever fucked a blow up doll? Don’t worry. I won’t tell on you. I’m sure there are a few of you out there who did it as a joke in college. …just once. …drunk. …and you didn’t like it. Ok, so maybe you liked it a little. Whatever. All I’m sayin is that if you’re goign to stick your beloved penis in a deflated plastic hole, make sure nobody takes pics (or video). [tee hee]

All jokes aside, if you insist on fucking plastic, pick a quality sex toy. Try a Fleshlight or a Real Doll. You’ll feel less lame. Promise.