Are you into younger guys? 8teenboy is a well organized site full of beautiful twinks with perfect skin. You’ll love their youthful contract models.

Either download their movies to your video ipod or burn to dvd. 8teenboy also sells the physical dvds with discreet shipping. None of the movies are restricted by DRM. All of their gay content is exclusive and original.

If you’re interested in candid male nudes, check out AllCandid. What I like best about the site is how they categorize their different candid niches. You don’t have to search for locker room sets if that’s what you’re looking for.

Their site isn’t super slick in design. Yet, their amateur collection speaks for itself. They’ve been gathering real amateur, voyeur, and candid male nudes for over 7 years.

Yeah, I know. Everyone needs underwear. yada yada yada. Listen: If you’re surfing for men’s underwear sites, you are gay. And fyi: the models who sport the underwear for online stores are also gay.

I’m sure there a few men who are reading this and thinking “…but not me. I’m not gay. I am just looking to buy some quality silk thongs online.” You’re gay. Trust me, sport.

Now that you’re coming out, you’ll be happy to know that we have a crapload of gay porn links. Bonus! Use our category links at the top, to explore your new found sexuality.

Have you ever fucked a blow up doll? Don’t worry. I won’t tell on you. I’m sure there are a few of you out there who did it as a joke in college. …just once. …drunk. …and you didn’t like it. Ok, so maybe you liked it a little. Whatever. All I’m sayin is that if you’re goign to stick your beloved penis in a deflated plastic hole, make sure nobody takes pics (or video). [tee hee]

All jokes aside, if you insist on fucking plastic, pick a quality sex toy. Try a Fleshlight or a Real Doll. You’ll feel less lame. Promise.

The video series, Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy is so wrong it’s right. The plot is as follows: 1) whore visits doctor 2) insane doctor takes bicycle pump to pussy 3) suction pulls the womans inner and outer pussy lips to the point of elephantitis 4)whore with inflated pussy gets penetrated. Perhaps in this case, a picture is worth a thousand words…

Check out this before and after shot of her blown up pussy…

Yep. There are 2 kinds of porn: one you jerk off to alone, and the other that you gross your friends out with. I think you know which category Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy falls into. ahem.

Latex feels as good as it sounds as good as it smells. …at least to those of us who are have ever paid over $200 an hour to say “I’m sorry.” yeah. I have issues.

Whatever. You don’t have to be a fetishist to appreciate a tight, latex-covered ass. Just don’t say “I’d hit it,” cause she’d probably hit you.

What can I say? I’m a hag. All my gay boys are into straight skater videos. The lines of what is homo erotic and/or straight are so blurred sometimes. Aloof young guys, baggy pants, old school sneakers, and male bonding (aka anal). …boys will be boys!

SkaterHunt.com tricks young straight skater guys to go gay for pay. If you’re into tight virgin ass, you’ll love this niche. …and if you know of larger sites that focus on skateboarding whores, please post about it here.

Panty pervs will appreciate this post. HandDownPants.com is an archive of user submitted pics and video of hot teens grabbing their snatch under panties. It’s probably the best nn (non nude) niche one could think of. Now I’m obsessed with women slipping their hands down their pants.
Any girls who want to post a pic (in our comments area) of yourself with your hand down your panties will be my BFF. Pinky swear!

Ah, the smell of freshly squeezed pussy in the morning. Sorry. I’ll get my mind hand out of my panties now.

Clearly, Raven Riley gives one hell of a handjob herself. That’s a fucking fact. Yet watching Raven jerk off her man with a fleshlight just takes the hotness to a whole other level. Agree? Check out this POV.
Make it nice, baby. Make it nice.

Ok. Forget Viagra; forget tired plots. This is what you want: Endless hole pounding, with no bs dialog. Doesn’t this hair gripping pic say it all?

Apparently, “all your gay holes are belong to buttmachineboys.”