If you love blow jobs, you should check out bjbattle.com. Vote daily on which girl gives a better blow job. You can leave comments on the different models, help pornstars reach their 15 min of fame, and find endless links re: the art of fellatio. Not only can you vote, but they give suggestions on what positions provide better blowjobs. Now that’s the type of info you want to pass along to the girlfriend/wife-y.

Nearly everything is available for free. The creators of this battle have hundreds of other adult voting sites in their network. I highly suggest checking out boobiebattle, thongbattle, hardcorebattle, and asianbattle. That should keep you busy at work this week. Happy Monday! xoxo

I really miss the real thing.  I mean being with girls with fake boobs is great.  They always look amazing, but sometimes you just want to be fucking a girl and watch her boobs flying everywhere…slapping herself in the face.  That’s just hot sometimes.  But with today’s times, the real boob is becoming like atari.  People have heard about it, but no ones ever actually seen or played with it before.  Well today I found a book called Big Book of Breasts which is over 400 pages of the real thing.  Nothing but hot real and not to mention big ole boobies.  It’s by Dina Hansan who has done some work with the biggest pervert photographer around…Mr Terry Richardson.  Anyway Check it out.

The Big Book of Breasts 

Are you into younger guys? 8teenboy is a well organized site full of beautiful twinks with perfect skin. You’ll love their youthful contract models.

Either download their movies to your video ipod or burn to dvd. 8teenboy also sells the physical dvds with discreet shipping. None of the movies are restricted by DRM. All of their gay content is exclusive and original.

If you’re interested in candid male nudes, check out AllCandid. What I like best about the site is how they categorize their different candid niches. You don’t have to search for locker room sets if that’s what you’re looking for.

Their site isn’t super slick in design. Yet, their amateur collection speaks for itself. They’ve been gathering real amateur, voyeur, and candid male nudes for over 7 years.

Yeah, I know. Everyone needs underwear. yada yada yada. Listen: If you’re surfing for men’s underwear sites, you are gay. And fyi: the models who sport the underwear for online stores are also gay.

I’m sure there a few men who are reading this and thinking “…but not me. I’m not gay. I am just looking to buy some quality silk thongs online.” You’re gay. Trust me, sport.

Now that you’re coming out, you’ll be happy to know that we have a crapload of gay porn links. Bonus! Use our category links at the top, to explore your new found sexuality.

Have you ever fucked a blow up doll? Don’t worry. I won’t tell on you. I’m sure there are a few of you out there who did it as a joke in college. …just once. …drunk. …and you didn’t like it. Ok, so maybe you liked it a little. Whatever. All I’m sayin is that if you’re goign to stick your beloved penis in a deflated plastic hole, make sure nobody takes pics (or video). [tee hee]

All jokes aside, if you insist on fucking plastic, pick a quality sex toy. Try a Fleshlight or a Real Doll. You’ll feel less lame. Promise.

The video series, Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy is so wrong it’s right. The plot is as follows: 1) whore visits doctor 2) insane doctor takes bicycle pump to pussy 3) suction pulls the womans inner and outer pussy lips to the point of elephantitis 4)whore with inflated pussy gets penetrated. Perhaps in this case, a picture is worth a thousand words…

Check out this before and after shot of her blown up pussy…

Yep. There are 2 kinds of porn: one you jerk off to alone, and the other that you gross your friends out with. I think you know which category Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy falls into. ahem.

Latex feels as good as it sounds as good as it smells. …at least to those of us who are have ever paid over $200 an hour to say “I’m sorry.” yeah. I have issues.

Whatever. You don’t have to be a fetishist to appreciate a tight, latex-covered ass. Just don’t say “I’d hit it,” cause she’d probably hit you.

What can I say? I’m a hag. All my gay boys are into straight skater videos. The lines of what is homo erotic and/or straight are so blurred sometimes. Aloof young guys, baggy pants, old school sneakers, and male bonding (aka anal). …boys will be boys!

SkaterHunt.com tricks young straight skater guys to go gay for pay. If you’re into tight virgin ass, you’ll love this niche. …and if you know of larger sites that focus on skateboarding whores, please post about it here.

Panty pervs will appreciate this post. HandDownPants.com is an archive of user submitted pics and video of hot teens grabbing their snatch under panties. It’s probably the best nn (non nude) niche one could think of. Now I’m obsessed with women slipping their hands down their pants.
Any girls who want to post a pic (in our comments area) of yourself with your hand down your panties will be my BFF. Pinky swear!

Ah, the smell of freshly squeezed pussy in the morning. Sorry. I’ll get my mind hand out of my panties now.