So I just got done reading an excellent blog post called Vag knows Vag that is obviously about ladies eaten ladies. It basically breaks down how no man could ever get a woman off the way a woman could. Mainly because we dont have the same cookies. I mean I know how I want my dick sucked, and I’m sure if I had a pussy I’d know how to eat myself out so I’d come all over the wall. So basically men know men and women know women.

This got me thinking. Do women need us at all? I mean you see the videos all the time. Chicks pounding themselves with dildos or vibrators. Ramming themselves with baseball bats. I mean anything that is long and hard could potentially do the same thing as my cock. Which is pretty fucking sad from a male point of view. Especially with the toys that are out there today. The heads do flips, it vibrates the clit as it does flips, or it goes in and out and vibrates for you at the same time. I don’t know about you, but my dick doesn’t vibrate, spin around, or do flips. I wish it did. So how is my dick suppose to get her off at that kind of level?

Which in turn you could ask: Does she even want you to be able to reach that level? Why bother when she can get herself off better than you can imagine and not have to deal with the bullshit of a relationship. Honestly, I think that fat ugly chicks that are single that want a man so bad. Should just run down to good vibrations and lose the dream of mr right. Buy yourself a spinning, vibrating kind ding a ling. You’ll save yourself a lot of money. You won’t cry about the guy that fucked you and then never called back. And you wont ever have to deal with some dude asking to put it in your butt. I mean if you want it in your ass then go right ahead and stick king ding a ling in there. Just sayin.

So yeah. Apparently men have nothing to offer so fuck it and watch porn. That’s my plan anyway.

Here are some Chicks having fun without Dick

Threesome…every guy dreams of it. For you that have had one, you know it’s your pride and joy story that you always tell at your poker game. I mean what guy wouldn’t want to watch two chicks make out, eat each other out, then both look up at you, one starts sucking your dick while the other plays with your balls, and then you fuck one as the other sticks her tongue down your throat. I mean I can’t really think of anything in that description that I would not do. And then after I did it…I’d tell every friend I had. Shit I’d tell every random person I walked by on the street.

The point is we all want it. But is there a way to one-up a threesome? Some people might say orgy with a bunch of chicks and just you, or maybe a gangbang. I mean everybody is different. But for me. The step up from a threesome would have to be a threesome with twins. I mean not only are you banging two hot chicks that look alike, but you’re making two sluts that are related make out and get each other off. I mean you become like this incest devil with the power to make family members do it. So I guess in turn you’re like a dirty old man. But whatever…YOU KNOW IT’S HOT! I mean they’re not your family. So fuck it.

I took the time…cause I’m so nice. To put together a little list of twins that I’d like to fuck. And just so happens they’re into that as you’ll see below. Have fun.

Milton Twins

Milton Twins Getting Fucked

Cali & Cherish

Cali Marie & Cherish get picked up and fucked

 Cali & Cherish looking a lot better

Cali Marie & Cherish suck and fuck

 Playboy’s Bernaola Twins

Carol & Darlene Bernaola Photoshoot

 Taylor Twins

Taylor Twins shake their ass in cheerleading outfits

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I also found a set of twins named Misha and Sasha. They also have british accents. You can’t beat that shit. Check out these Brit Bangers

Brit Banger twins Suck and Fuck
Misha & Sasha fuck stud outside

A lot of my friends are jealous that I work in porn. I mean what young male wouldn’t want to look at chicks sucking dick and pornstars cumming all over other pornstars everyday? It’s not a bad life. And it’s a lot easier for me to keep up with who’s hot in the cum in my mouth industry. So I decided I’d put together a Who’s Hot in the Porn Industry post. Just to help the peeps out that don’t get to read porn news everyday and see all the new porn sites and stars that are out there. Here’s a quick list of some super hot pornstars.

Kate’s Playground

Next Door Nikki

 Jesse Jane

 Ginger Jolie

 Alison Angel

 Lia 19

 Rachel Aziani

 Amanda Lexx

 Dream Kelly

 Linsey Dawn McKenzie

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Some more hot pornstars…but I was tired of cropping photos…sorry.

Raven Riley
Melissa Midwest
Terry Lightspeed
Krystal Steal

All I can say is finally. You knew it was going to happen. Ashlee Simpson in a sex tape. If anything, this is great marketing from the douche bag dad. I mean the only way he could make ashlee look like she’s better than jessica is to get her some more publicity. And what better way to show up Jessica Simpson’s sexy ass in Dukes of Hazaard. Video Ashlee sucking some dick.

I looked all over for this video, but haven’t found it yet. When I do find it don’t worry you’ll see the Ashlee Simpson sucking dick video for free on pornzio. I seriously have been waiting for her to go down. I really can’t stand her. And already she’s had a hit record, her own show, makeup line who knows what else. She’s no where near as talented as her sister, and is no where near jack off material like her sister.

Although I hate Ashlee Simpson. I’d fuck her. I bet she is the sluttiest bitch in bed. The kind that asks you to cum in her ass and then says “let me taste…let me taste.” I mean that’s the look ashlee has nailed and made her own. She’s never gonna be hot. And everytime she says how nice she is I watch this video and I remember what a fucking bitch she is.

Anyway, Ashlee keep up the good work. I expect you to be like Paris Hilton and that you wont be happy with just one porno film. Keep them coming.

I found something very…ummm…how would I describe this. AWESOME. Do you remember that dorky annoying kid in the 80′s that was on those Encyclopedia Brittanica Commercials? If you don’t know what I’m talking about click here and watch this horrible piece of shit. I mean I was like 8 and wanted to beat the fuck out of this guy. And that fucking voice over. Jesus. Give me a break.

I used to hate this kid, but I have a swingers quote to go with how I feel about him now. “My baby’s all grows up. He grows up and he grows up and he grows up.” Dorky Brittanica is actually named Donavan Freberg. And when you see his blog you’ll quickly find out that reading a lifetime supply of brittanica will only lead to a life in porn. It’s a given.

I saw this post yesterday of him on the set of a porn shoot and had no idea it was even him. Then today I find a blog about the 80′s kid. I was like “holy shit I remember that guy standing in front of that chick getting slammed by a big black dude.” I see being a kid actor really does pay off.

Anyway check out this blog it’s pretty good. I found something I’d never seen before on his site. Fuck for Forest. That’s right hippies that fuck on camera and take the profit from their porn site and put it toward saving the rain forests. That’s a niche if I ever saw one.

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and After

We all know what TGP sites are. TGP: thumbnail gallery post. Basically for us this means free porn. Yeah they may only be 30 second clips and a bunch of big photos of hot naked girls. But seriously, how long does it take you to jack off when you’re chillin at home bored. It’s normally as follows. 1. Find a tgp site 2. Click on a girl you like 3. Click video one 4. Click video two 5. OH MY GOD I’M CUMMING!

Don’t lie. You know it’s true. Anyway, since it’s free porn friday I decided to put together some other TGP sites other than Pornzio that I use most often.

Teenies XXX

Tuna Party

Japanese Whores

The Best TGP

Ask Jolene ( Think Google of Porn )

Happy friday and have fun jacking off.

I missed last Wednesday’s Pornstar day, and for that I truly apologize. To make it up to you though. I have a prime choice of meat here for you. This week we honor the down under veteran, Jodie Moore , and the very new super hottie from the Lightspeed Clan, Mandy Lightspeed.

We’ll go ahead and start with the thunder from down under, Jodie Moore. Jodie is by far the craziest pornstar I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing naked. Her career is typical to most pornstars; started out as a stripper in Australia, moved into modeling, and before you knew it she was naked on screen with a cock in her mouth. The usual. The very Unusual part about Jodie Moore is the fact that in 2001 she decided that she was tired of getting stuck by the man. And that she was going to take a stand and stick it to the man for once. In 2001 she declared herself a candidate for political office. Early in the year she ran for local legislator in the Queensland state elections, then later on she ran in the Federal Elections for Australia’s equivalent of the U.S. Congress. She garnered 5% of the vote in these elections, and she’s quick to point out that that was more than the Oz version of the Republican Party! The next on her list is the Lord Mayor of Brisbane Australia, the Largest city in Australia and the biggest direct election in that country. She is also running the Senate in Australia in 2004.

I can guarantee that if you have 4 pictures of people to vote for. Bob, John, Derrick and super hot blonde pornstar, Jodie Moore , that you’ve already seen with a dick in her mouth. I’m voting for the cock sucker.

Now onto this hot young teen named Mandy Lightspeed. Mandy is a bit of a mystery. What is it with these young new pornstars that don’t want to tell anyone about themselves. Here’s what it says on her site: “Hi Guys! I’m Mandy Lightspeed and I hope you like my site!! I always thought I was just a regular, nice girl, but when I moved away for college, I discovered that nice girls could be naughty too J. I’m 5’7’’, blonde and have brown eyes. Most of the guys…and girls…I’ve fooled around with have said that my smile is what they like best…although every time they say that they were staring right at my perky boobs…hehe J. I was surfing the Internet a few months ago and saw an ad from Steve Lightspeed. The thought of getting naked on camera and getting a chance to fool around with the other Lightspeed Girls was just too good an opportunity to pass up! I was so happy when I got the news that I’d been chosen to be one of the new Lightspeed Girls! I hope you’ll love my pictures and videos as much as I’ve loved posing for them!!” Now I don’t know about you? But that sounds like the worst biography I’ve ever heard. I guess I just expect more than perky tits and a shaved pussy these days. Ah Well…at least she’s hot as fuck.

Veteran Jodi Moore vs Rookie Mandy Lightspeed who do you think would win in a chinese dildo throwing star match?

Jodie Moore:

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Mandy Lightspeed:

More Galleries of these sexy blonde pornstars:

Jodie Moore Sucking and Fucking
Jodie Moore Taking Two Cocks

Mandy Lightspeed’s First Lesbian Kiss
Mandy Lightspeed and friends

Even freckle face Archie was all about the facial. And it looks like a Peter North cumshot as well. You go Archie.

After a quick look around I found a lot of good cartoon porn. Nice Selection Here: Sim 11

So what could be better for friday than Free Porn that you can jack off to. I came across this awesome pinup photography site today. The photographer’s name is Amy Rivera and she takes some amazing, yet super sexy photos. What is truly amazing to me though. Was the fact that not only is Masuimi Max hot as hell in all of these photos. But this blonde girl who’s posing with her looks a lot like the secretary in the movie Bad Boys. Yep, the Will Smith and Martin Lawrence flick. The one that turns out to be the big drug dealers ex girlfriend. I can’t find her info in IMDB but still…it looks just like her. Trust me.

Anyway, here’s some hot sexy erotic and sometimes nude pin-up photos to get the blood flowin down under. Enjoy