What the fucking fuck?! It’s like every day I wake up and discover a new, ridiculously hot solo girl.

Trust me, I would rather post zombies fucking, or discuss the a new Porn Parody, but they just won’t let me.

Enter Autumn Riley. Enter Boner.

Autumn Riley reminds me of that stripper that always gets away. You know what I’m talking about. You see her on stage, and give her all your money, then next thing you know she’s dancing on some fat tard. Alright, you can be patient, right? So, you decide to get a dance, which sucks really badly. You look over, because you’re finally going to get a dance from the hottest girl, and you’re even thinking, “I could blow $500 in VIP,” and she’s fucking gone. Gone. Where did she even go? Ugh… well, I guess it’s back to the fat tard. At least she gives good head, right?

I came across this Perry Gallagher photograph today, and was very impressed. His lighting is almost as provoking as his fetishy subject matter and tattooed babes. This photo makes me want to update my profile on ALT.com so that I can find a beautiful submissive of my own…

As much as I say I hate me some pubes. I keep finding myself looking at vintage pinups that are sporting a massive bush. It’s mesmerizing. It’s like a magical hairy wizard putting a spell on me. Honestly I think this shit is hot. Sometimes.

I mean we see enough plastic women in the porn industry. Sometimes it’s hot to see a real woman that has a lil sag on her chi chi’s. I put together a ghetto gallery showing off photos from a couple of hot vintage porn sites I love. Martha’s Girls and Retro Raunch. Hope you like.

Retro Raunch
Martha’s Girls