What were you doing from 5:30-7:30pm PST last night? Jenna Jameson gave her first official cam show in over 3 years. Don’t you think it’s rather amazing that someone who’s successful as Jenna Jameson would take the time to do a live cam show on clubjenna.com? Most models get too egotistical early on in their career to be bothered with such member benefits. Despite what some may say about her current physique, I admire her success and willingness to work (even though she doesn’t have to). Jenna actually cares about her fans.

I learned from the chat room that she is still planning to release a remake of The Secretary. It stars her and Jay, and it’s going to be tight. For those of you who enjoy power play and d/s scenes, this movie will be right up your alley. It should be released in late October. I’ll post a review about this movie when it’s released.

Until then, you can rub one out to some free Jenna videos here, here, here, here, and here. Also, I highly suggest signing up for an account to Club Jenna. That way, you won’t miss her next live cam show and chat session. Just my 2 cents.

Yesterdays lovely post on pantyhose sports totally made me want to go back to the 80’s and bang some chick doing aerobics to “Physical” by Olivia Newton John. I never thought I’d say that. Anyways I thought I’d give you guys a nice christmas present. I’ve rounded up a couple of retro, vintage, classic…whatever you want to call them…big ass ladies that are ready to suck you off under the mistletoe. And since there isn’t that much retro I’ve added some good ole jolly fun porn for you as well. enjoy and merry christmas ish time.

Raven Riley gets dirty for christmas
Karla Spice is ready to fuck under the mistletoe
Christmas party turns into a lesbian threesome
This guy gets what he really wants for christmas…2 chicks sucking his cock

And if you haven’t cum by now then you’re going to just have to look at the rest of this massive pile of christmas porn.

I don’t even know what to say about this shit. Fishes really do fly out of her ass…it’s fucking amazing. The real question is why the fuck would you put fish in your ass? Who comes up with these ideas? Cause I need to be working there.

Check out the video of fish flying out of a cute asian’s ass

I really miss the real thing.  I mean being with girls with fake boobs is great.  They always look amazing, but sometimes you just want to be fucking a girl and watch her boobs flying everywhere…slapping herself in the face.  That’s just hot sometimes.  But with today’s times, the real boob is becoming like atari.  People have heard about it, but no ones ever actually seen or played with it before.  Well today I found a book called Big Book of Breasts which is over 400 pages of the real thing.  Nothing but hot real and not to mention big ole boobies.  It’s by Dina Hansan who has done some work with the biggest pervert photographer around…Mr Terry Richardson.  Anyway Check it out.

The Big Book of Breasts 

Okay…this is just fucking cool. Just put in a search term like “blowjob” and a magic webpage comes up with videos galore. Apparently 6 million hours of video content. That should last you through the day. I’ll get you some more tomorrow.

Check out Blinkx and put porn on your site.

Now this is going to be on the wall of every super nerd dorm and/or office cubical. Nerdcore brings video games and hot women together for the nerds of the world. Well…and the pervs like me that are into video games. So…ummm…well…yeah all of us are going to love this shit. Get your Nerdcore Calendar today.

I’m not sure if I’ve ever told you this, but I’m really into asian women.  I’m also really into eyes.  So when you can mix a fucking sexy asian women with beautiful colored eyes.  You’ve got yourself a “Jack off til you come on the screen” kinda woman.  That’s what Jennifer Lee is.  She’s just perfect.  I’m sure you’ll agree.  Check her out here and here are some videos of Jennifer Lee.

I’m telling you guys Flickr is just the place for porn.  There’s no denying it.  Today a Dirty Hippie sent me a link to merkley???’s photo set called girls on sofas.  At first read I was like ummmm why do I want to look at girls on a sofa?  But I was happily surprised to see that the girls are actually really hot chicks that are naked and in hot and sexy poses.  It’s pretty sweet.  Not to mention the guy is an amazing photographer.  His ability to create a series is also very apparent as you’ll see.  But don’t stop with the sofas.  Be sure to check out his other sets that share the same professional sex appeal.  chicks , picks , noods , doods , SkyCam , deitadinha , symmetry , #1’s

Check out Girls on Sofas

I’ll post halloween porn goodness later, but I just saw these cards that Violet posted on her site.  So fucking hot I had to share.  Hope you enjoy.

Sexy Halloween Cards from Hegre Art

So I feel the need to do some undercover journalism. I found Keiko today and her proposition. She claims to be a japanese student in tokyo that offers young…under 35 years old (sorry)…white guys free lodging in her small apartment. Here’s what her site says:

Hello my name is Keiko and I live in Tokyo in Japan. I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE. You can save your hotel cost (a lot in Tokyo!) and we can have fun! – but ONLY if you are a white guy. I do not want asian men, sorry.

What do I get??
I can have some fun sex with Europen, and American guys… what I love – they are very sexy and yummy! - Japanese men are pigs. Also, I want to practise my English with you, please.

Who am i?

I am student attending University of Tokyo, what is near Akihabara – studying IT and English subjects also. My studies are about 20 hours of time a week. My parents pay my apartment - and I can do anything because I am living alone. What else do I like? Yes, I like sex! Yummy yummy (My parents live in Osaka and they do not know! haha!). Also, I like music (Malice Mizer is my favourite), to drink too much (Shochu!! – Japanese drink), and I love all of my friends! I hate: studying - yuk – I want to finish studying and start travelling! I am 26 this year and so I want to travel. I am want to go to Australia first.

Other things?
YOU MUST BE UNDER 35 (I don’t want to have any men that are too older then 35 years old – I do not want my father!) ALSO, YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING AND BE WHITE – I LOVE WHITE GUYS. Yay! (^_^)

So like I said I had to find out more about this. So I wrote keiko to find out about the other million races she left out that aren’t asian or white. I asked her about myself…which I am mexican and white…so I should be able to participate half way at least right? Anyway I’ll definately post anything she writes back on here. This is fun. I really did send her a photo of myself so we’ll see if she says i’m an ugly fucker or not. Here’s what I wrote her:

Hi,

My name is CrackaAss and am really curious about one thing. I realize that you’re into white guys and not asians, but you’ve left out a lot of races with that statement. I’m half mexican and half white and would consider myself good looking. I’m wondering where I’d stand on your list and if I would be applicable due to my race? I’ll be travelling to Japan in December and would love to have lodging arrangements taken care of

I’ve gone ahead an attached a photo for you to go ahead and judge me. Hope to hear from you soon

Thanks
CrackaAss

Obviously this could be some 12 year old japanese boy putting up a site to fuck with all of us stupid americans, but still it’s funny none the less. When I think about it being a joke I always think of this awesome commercial.