I know I’ve said it before, but I’m all about the quality. I look at way too much porn and hate when I have to sort through mounds of shit to get to some quality fucking. Today I found a new site called Round Mound of Ass, and it is that and then some. Where they actually found an asian girl with a big ole round ass like that I don’t know, but I thank them with everything I have. Be sure and check out her trailer. If you’re into ass, and who isn’t, this site is for you. It’s nothing but sexy sluts with big round asses getting pounded. You know you have to do the whole speal too, with the interview and the greasing up the ass, making it shake, then finally get to the fucking. I personally fast forward through all that bullshit. I want to see some fucking.

Check out Round Mound of Ass

When I hear “extreme” I think of mountain dew. All of those crazy x game wannabe commercials with people sky diving, bungee jumping, and doing flips on bikes. So when I clicked the link to Extreme Sophia, I had crazy expectations. Cause the photo above does not scream anything about extreme to me. Maybe it’s extreme when someone has 4 cocks in them at one time, but to me it’s all about the facial expression. When you’re extreme you need to be screaming or at least have your mouth wide open at all times. I hope you’re taking notes. Anyway, if you’re into four studs over for a rough blowbang, taking turns ramming their cocks down her throat until she begs for them all to cum in her mouth and on her face at the same time. Then this site is for you, but if you’re looking for Xgames extreme and chicks skydiving while giving head. Then I hate to be the barer of bad news but you’re going to have to go here.

Check out Extreme Sophia

I’m pissed off. I just discovered that Apple makes judgements as to what they deem appropriate to etch onto their products. We decided to order a bunch of the new iPod Nanos as christmas gifts for some of our clients this year and wanted to put our company name on them. Apple provides this service for a pretty fair price, and they come “like new” in original packaging, etc. but pre-engraved. Well, when we went to pick up our order, they informed us that they don’t do “Sin Brands”. “Sin” Brands?!? You’re kidding me, right?? Our company name and logo have no profanity in them at all and don’t infer anything on their own, but even if they did, WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY TO JUDGE US? Apparently they’re not too good to take our money for the products, they just don’t want to be associated with “Sin” brands. Well, guess what? That’s got me fired up to do just that. Associate them with sin. I don’t think anyone doubts the history and the ability of the Macintosh with multimedia. And guess what industry is multimedia-heavy? That’s right baby, porn. So spread the word good peoples, the Apple corporation and their products are AWESOME for Porn. Whether it’s creating a hardcore fuck scene in iMovie, viewing “Gag on This 8” on your iPod video or enjoying the superb visual clarity of quality interracial pics on your MacBook Pro’s Glossy Screen, Mac’s are great for Porn. I’d even go so far as to say that the Porn Industry wouldn’t be where they are today without Apple. They are true facilitators of Sin.
Apple makes porn better. Apple=Porn. Apple = built for SIN. So get out your Macs, iPod videos and iBooks and show the world that porn is better on a mac. Thanks Apple, for the best damn tools a Sinner like me could want. (Did I mention that Apple products are great for porn?)

I love three things more than anything on this great earth…Asian Women…Dirty Sluts…and Playing Pool. There’s nothing better for me. Basically my dream day could involve playing a few games of pool while a couple of asian hotties are under the table sucking me off. That sounds like a wet dream I wish I could have everyday. God damn I came just imaging the possibilities. Okay, well since it’s been a long time since I posted a Free Porn Friday…I’ll go ahead and turn today into Stick and Balls Tuesday. I’ve put together a nice little list of hot sluts playing a game involving putting your balls into holes. Oh and long sticks that go up and down. You like that?

Check out Billiard Porn:

• Crissy Moran plays pool with Charlie Laine
• Tera Patrick bent over a pool table
• Crystal Klein gets hot and bothered playing pool
• Pool table threesome fantasy
• Sophia Rossi gets nude on the pool table
• Dream Kelly strips on a pool table
• Porn Star Billiards
• Teen Lesbians get naked after a game of pool

Seriously, asian porn is falling from the sky today. The name explains it all here. J Photo Book. J is for japan and if you need more information than that you’re an idiot. Just lots of free asian porn photos. Kids…listen up. Buy a camera and make sure you have a big lens. Nothing says professional like a big lens. Then bring lots of alcohol. Done and Done. Why don’t people just listen to me? Check out JphotoBook and if that’s not enough you can peruse Unseen Japan.

I don’t know why, but Asian Porn is just flying at me left and right. This one I had to post. I wrote about Farang Ding Dong awhile ago, but left with a feeling of fakeness. Then today this shows up. An asian named Rina Rockets, with even bigger boobs that Farang. It’s weird cause she’s wearing a wig, but they look much realer than Farang. But those nipples don’t look very sexy. I mean they do kinda look like chocolate melting, so maybe I can just think about that before I put them in my mouth. Check out the main page with the whiteys on there. Their boobs look like they should be on Jerry Springer but they actually do look real. Also check out that animated video at the top. Milk is flying everywhere. I love Asian Day!

Trisha is my latest flickr find. I mean I have no idea who she is, where she’s from, or if she plans to do hardcore anytime soon. But I do know that she’s fucking hot. And hot and asian is enough for me. You guys thought I was kidding when I said today is Asian Day. I don’t fuck around. Well thank you Mrs Smarty Pants for posting your set of Trisha.

Check out this hot ass asian’s photos

If I can give the young folks that look at porn all day some life altering advice it will be this. Become a photographer. I mean think about it. If you’re a photographer, that’s any good, everyone wants you to take their picture. And when I say everyone I mean everyone. Hot models, good girls next door, the milf next door. And if you have any kind of nudes in your portfolio you open yourself up fot those same hot ladies to ask you to take their nude photos. Which obviously leads to setting up the camera on a tripod and making it take photos every 10 seconds as you start to pound her right there. I mean it just happens. Take a look at TAkaci Hirano’s portfolio. He’s just a normal 25 year old photographer in japan. That ladies just say “hey, will you take a picture of my hairy pussy?” He says yes obviously. Then he bangs them. I mean it doesn’t say that in his bio or anything, but I know how it works.

You want to be a photographer. Just look at how good these guys have turned out.

Yatsutani Taizo
Geoffroy de Boismenu
Naomi Kaltman
Patrick Demarchelier
Patrick de Warren
Norbert Guthier

FUCK IT! I’m on a role with the asians so today is just dubbed Asian Day. I’ve always wondered about asian women’s titties. I mean asians are popping babies out there just like mexicans, but the main difference I’ve seen is that Mexican women get these massive boobs when they’re pregnant. And asian woman after pregnancy may have gotten bigger but they’re still tiny in comparison. Well I found out that this isn’t always true. Take a look at the preggo above, not only did her boobs become huge, those nipples stretched out like some playdo. I’m not really into the preggo women, but I’m all about adding to my asian knowledge. So now you know. Asian women’s titties grow too. Glad I could help.

Since I started my day looking at asian porn, I figured I’d just keep that energy flowing. So I found over at Asian Sirens that Yunjin Kim, the asian from lost, is on the cover of Stuff Magazine. All I can really say is FINALLY! I mean the girl is hot, but on the show she’s always wearing jeans and fucking button up shirt. I mean you’re on an island. Lose the clothes and fucking show me some skin. Anyway she finally did somewhere at least. Check out the photos.