Remember that stupidly hot chick I wrote about a little while ago who has 100 names? Well, she has more, but whatever, she’s fucking hot.

How is she not more porn-famous?

Let’s get on that, ok?

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Mother of god, why is she so fucking hot?

Tori Black should be a librarian. So, I can look at her microfiche.
No, Tori Black should be a chicken farmer. So, I can harvest her eggs.
Hahaa… nope… Tori Black should be a toll booth operator. So, I can put my coins in her slot.

Winner!

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When I heard that the cops came and took away Charlie Sheen’s 2 kids, I got really excited. Then I learned that they weren’t referring to the two “goddesses” that Charlie is living with. One of which is our very own Bree Olsen. By our very own, I of course mean, porn’s very own.

My issue is that there’s rumor’s swirling around from people who swirl rumor’s around that Bree is leaving the adult industry. Now, that’s pretty fucked up, considering he met her at a porn convention.

Wait… maybe I should stay alive till I can fuck Daisy Marie.

Especially if I could fuck her wearing a Mexican Wrestling Mask.

XBiz Awards were amazing, and if I ever find the time, I’ll talk about them.

Until then, I need to beat Daisy out of my head.

Because 67 minutes of blowjobs is too much.

I stumbled upon, then beat upon a gem this morning. A full version of POV Cocksuckers 8. If you liked POV Cocksuckers 1 – 7, then you’re going to feel exactly the same way about POV Cocksuckers 8.

Cocksuckers 8 has all your favorites: Carmen McCarthy, Chastity Lynn, Chelsie Rae, Emma Heart, Jackie Ashe, Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle, Riley Evans, Tatiana Kush, Trina Michaels

Man that’s a lot of blowjobs!

If this doesn’t get you through the weekend, then you’re my new fucking hero.

Beat on!

Seriously, how much do you love Tori Black?

When Tori sucks dick birds sing, children laugh and world joins hands.
That’s a powerful headgiver right there.

She’s the gift that keeps giving. Happy fucking Friday, Tori Black.

Now… let the beating commence!!

I woke up this morning really wanting to beat off to Charmaine Star.

So I did.

Now, you can beat off to her, too.

You’re so lucky to be alive…

I got the chance to met Charlie Laine while at a convention here in San Francisco recently.

And, oh my god she’s hotter in person. Rarely do chicks give me insta-boner, but Charlie managed to accomplish that feat.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around her hotness. I’ll continue to beat to her till I do.

I know what you’re asking yourself, “Did you hit on her? Did you fuck her?”

I’m sorry… I can’t even look at you guys right now… I hate myself.

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Have I mentioned that I love Lela Star? Well, I love young Lela Star. So, let’s have her lead in us into the weekend again.

Older Lela, well, she’s still hot.

Admittedly, this video is a little cut up, and the guy is kind of gay, especially when he says things like, “You’re so fucking pretty.”

Really, dude?

Maybe I’m just bitter right now, because I’m not in Miami like I’m supposed to be!

I’m just going to hate beat now.

You know how much I love Daisy Marie?

I love her so much I want to dip my chips in her juicy queso.

Let’s do another one…
I love her so much I want to cover Daisy’s chicken enchilada with my sour cream sauce.

Wait… one more!
I love her so much… I want to bury my camarones all up in her a la diabla… ALL UP IN IT!

Aye dios mother fucking Mio, Daisy Marie…