No, seriously. Mary Carey is selling her beloved implants on Ebay. It’s not a hoax. The current bid is $12,526.33! If you won, you could feel her up anytime you wanted.

Bidding ends on December 13th, folks. Go for it!

Mary recently said “Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state….I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.”

I’ve had a crush on Mary Carey for hella long. Ever since she mistook me for a plumper pornstar at the kick off party for Could You Be a Pornstar in Vegas. *sigh*

Before you start crying, please know that Belladonna is NOT LEAVING the business! She is concerned about all the medical risks involved with being a hardcore pornstar. She’s relatively clean (minus herpes), and she’d rather call it a day while that’s still the case.

She wrote this VERY personal message on her myspace blog today:

“I will no longer be performing with other people. I’ll still be doing solo scenes for extras on my movies and also directing, dancing and signings.

This is really a big decision for me and it hurts me in some ways, but the way I look at… it’s time to let me body relax. I just don’t want to risk getting Herpes all over my body, or in my eyes, or genital warts or even HIV Don’t worry, I’m not leaving the business, I’m just not going to be performing in front of the camera anymore. I know that is why a lot of you are my fans, but I hope you continue to be a fan of my work directing and behind the camera in the years to come. I can’t thank you all enough for supporting my career throughout the years! And I’ll still be here telling you all about my adventures in life and all of the other really hot guys and girls I’ve been shooting. So don’t go anywhere yet, I have much more in store for you.”

I feel honored to have watched her career blossom in this way. Something tells me that Belladonna’s going to make one hell of a porn director.

Here are some free hardcore videos featuring the amazing Belladonna: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. If you like what you see, check out Bella Loves Jenna. It’s a rather perfect way to celebrate 2 ex pornstars who made a huge impact on the biz.

What were you doing from 5:30-7:30pm PST last night? Jenna Jameson gave her first official cam show in over 3 years. Don’t you think it’s rather amazing that someone who’s successful as Jenna Jameson would take the time to do a live cam show on clubjenna.com? Most models get too egotistical early on in their career to be bothered with such member benefits. Despite what some may say about her current physique, I admire her success and willingness to work (even though she doesn’t have to). Jenna actually cares about her fans.

I learned from the chat room that she is still planning to release a remake of The Secretary. It stars her and Jay, and it’s going to be tight. For those of you who enjoy power play and d/s scenes, this movie will be right up your alley. It should be released in late October. I’ll post a review about this movie when it’s released.

Until then, you can rub one out to some free Jenna videos here, here, here, here, and here. Also, I highly suggest signing up for an account to Club Jenna. That way, you won’t miss her next live cam show and chat session. Just my 2 cents.

Now I know when you hear the cliche name Hung Lo you picture that same ole same ole pornstar. You know the ripped up tan guy, with no body hair, and a 12 inch penis right? Well you’re fucking wrong. Hung Lo is the best thing in porn since vibrator accessory to the ipod.

Hung Lo is the only true, Chinese-speaking male fuck toy who devastates his white female counterparts with his massive 5″ member. With over a billion Chinese people in the world, these girls will do anything to see why the Chinese are so fertile … as long as Hung Lo is up to the task.

Watch the Trailer of this little penis going to town on hot white women

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Where to start? Eve has been around for a little while, and yet I still can’t stop looking at her. She’s so hot it makes my balls hurt. Seriously, they hurt. I may need to go and get this looked at. It’s not normal, is it? Well, regardless, it’s worth it, because Eve is amazing. She’s a fucking hot Hungarian, who loves to be naked. Isn’t that what we all want: hot, naked Hungarians? Honestly, Eve Angel is arguably the first Hungarian I have ever seen, but if this is a sign of the women there, then I’m moving to Hungry. Think of the limitless amount of Hungry jokes I could use. Eve started fucking at about 17, and we in America had to wait one more year before we could watch it. My favorite thing about Eve is that while she enjoys modeling right now, she aspires to be an archaeologist (note, it’s spelled wrong in the bio:). Cute isn’t it? Dream on Eve, but for right now we’re going to go ahead and excavate your vag. For your viewing pleasure, here’s a mecca of Eve galleries. Just a warning, there may be pop-ups, and there may be spam. I’m sorry, but I didn’t go through them all. Suffice it say, after the second gallery I was finished. Also, for a special treat, and because she’s my favorite, here’s her first screen test. Her pleasure-love sounds may resemble a goat being slaughtered, but seriously, who doesn’t love that?

Aye Dios Mio! For you Spanish impaired, that means “oh my god.” At least, I think it does. I also thought “Quiero el sexo de chico” meant, “Where’s the bathroom.” After a strange Mexican encounter, I learned that it really meant, “I like boy sex.” Point being, Lucia Tovar is a fucking hot Latina. Growing up in Texas means that I have a special place in my heart for Latinas. They are muy caliente, and really good in bed. Of course, Lucia is no different, and that is how she was awarded Girl of the Week. Lucia has the body of an Aztec Goddess, and the tits of a girl who had a boob job. Put those together and you have a winner. Lucia actually started at Hooters and slowly fucked her way to Playboy. Why was I invited to help her make it to the top? I’m important. She’ll do it all for you, too. Don’t believe me? Just check her site, luciatovar.com. Damn, Lucia, I love you.

I had an interesting IM chat today with none other than Tatum Reed. We talked about interracial sex. This exclusive video of Tatum’s interracial gangbang seemed really out of character.

She said, “perhaps it’s the way my waspy mother would disapprove, or the way their huge cocks stuff me full. After speaking with my therapist about the titilation of it, I decided to fuck four black cocks, suck on them, gag on them, and take them in my ass.” …and here I thought Episcopalian girls were conservative!

The entire industry is heartbroken over Andy Dill this week. He passed on Wednesday afternoon in San Francisco from meningitis. You can read AVN’s article about it here. Andy is best known as a foxy gay pornstar. He was heavily involved behind the camera, as well.

Andy was skilled as a pornographer, webmaster, PR agent, talent scout, production manager, and owner of a few paysites. He was also my friend and former colleague. A few of you will remember me posting a few months ago about his redhead porn site. If anyone left their mark on the adult industry, it was Andy.

I’ll always remember his positive attitude and amazing smile. Andy had a way of making everyone feel understood and appreciated. I value every conversation we had together. My best goes to his family, fans, and friends.

Sandee is a natural born leader. I would follow this ass anywhere she decided to lead me (especially the bedroom). Wouldn’t you? Just so you know, if you say that you would not follow her ass anywhere, you are a homosexual.

That’s what I thought. When it’s time to vote, I’ll be tempted to write in Sandee Westgate’s name for president. She couldn’t be worse than Bush, right?

If you love Sandee, check out these free videos of her. Happy Wednesday! xoxo

Jordan Capri, who’s mostly avoided hardcore, recently had her honeymoon sex tape stolen by a “friend.” Bad for her but good for you! If you’ve ever imagined this cutie fucking hardcore, it’s time for you to watch this video clip and sign up to Jordan’s site…NOW!