Remember that stupidly hot chick I wrote about a little while ago who has 100 names? Well, she has more, but whatever, she’s fucking hot.

How is she not more porn-famous?

Let’s get on that, ok?

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Mother of god, why is she so fucking hot?

Tori Black should be a librarian. So, I can look at her microfiche.
No, Tori Black should be a chicken farmer. So, I can harvest her eggs.
Hahaa… nope… Tori Black should be a toll booth operator. So, I can put my coins in her slot.

Winner!

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When I heard that the cops came and took away Charlie Sheen’s 2 kids, I got really excited. Then I learned that they weren’t referring to the two “goddesses” that Charlie is living with. One of which is our very own Bree Olsen. By our very own, I of course mean, porn’s very own.

My issue is that there’s rumor’s swirling around from people who swirl rumor’s around that Bree is leaving the adult industry. Now, that’s pretty fucked up, considering he met her at a porn convention.

Because 67 minutes of blowjobs is too much.

I stumbled upon, then beat upon a gem this morning. A full version of POV Cocksuckers 8. If you liked POV Cocksuckers 1 – 7, then you’re going to feel exactly the same way about POV Cocksuckers 8.

Cocksuckers 8 has all your favorites: Carmen McCarthy, Chastity Lynn, Chelsie Rae, Emma Heart, Jackie Ashe, Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle, Riley Evans, Tatiana Kush, Trina Michaels

Man that’s a lot of blowjobs!

If this doesn’t get you through the weekend, then you’re my new fucking hero.

Beat on!

Seriously, how much do you love Tori Black?

When Tori sucks dick birds sing, children laugh and world joins hands.
That’s a powerful headgiver right there.

She’s the gift that keeps giving. Happy fucking Friday, Tori Black.

Now… let the beating commence!!

I woke up this morning really wanting to beat off to Charmaine Star.

So I did.

Now, you can beat off to her, too.

You’re so lucky to be alive…

Finally, we can see what it would have been like had the cameras been on Adam West the person, instead of Adam West the Batman.

Cause y’all bitches know he was fuckin’ everybody. I mean, if you were the Caped Crusader, wouldn’t you have been tagging Catwoman, Batgirl and Poison Ivy? Not mention Vikki Vale… Vik, Vik, Vikki Vale.

Maybe that’s why I’m so excited about Batman XXX – Porn Parody from Vivid. Hell, I started beating to the trailer, and there’s no nudity.

Damn, I’m so pumped to see Tori Black as Catwoman.

Be serious, how many of y’all weirdos want to see Bruce Wayne and Alfred tag team Catwoman while Robin beats off in the corner? I know I do!

Before you start crying, please know that Belladonna is NOT LEAVING the business! She is concerned about all the medical risks involved with being a hardcore pornstar. She’s relatively clean (minus herpes), and she’d rather call it a day while that’s still the case.

She wrote this VERY personal message on her myspace blog today:

“I will no longer be performing with other people. I’ll still be doing solo scenes for extras on my movies and also directing, dancing and signings.

This is really a big decision for me and it hurts me in some ways, but the way I look at… it’s time to let me body relax. I just don’t want to risk getting Herpes all over my body, or in my eyes, or genital warts or even HIV Don’t worry, I’m not leaving the business, I’m just not going to be performing in front of the camera anymore. I know that is why a lot of you are my fans, but I hope you continue to be a fan of my work directing and behind the camera in the years to come. I can’t thank you all enough for supporting my career throughout the years! And I’ll still be here telling you all about my adventures in life and all of the other really hot guys and girls I’ve been shooting. So don’t go anywhere yet, I have much more in store for you.”

I feel honored to have watched her career blossom in this way. Something tells me that Belladonna’s going to make one hell of a porn director.

Here are some free hardcore videos featuring the amazing Belladonna: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. If you like what you see, check out Bella Loves Jenna. It’s a rather perfect way to celebrate 2 ex pornstars who made a huge impact on the biz.

Kathy Griffin was a riot, despite her father dying last week. She was a real highlight of the show and received numerous standing ovations. Even though she didn’t know who any of the stars were, she was able to play off of some of the dumb boys who were presenting. Idiotic stunt cocks who pronounced Pro-Am as “Pro Aim” got dissed by Kathy in a NY min. Hot.

Enjoy the rest of TJ’s GAYVN Awards Show & Afterparty photos on Flickr. Also, check out the major sponsor of the evening, NakedSword! I would talk more about the Afterparty, but you know what they say…”what happens at the Porn Palace, Stays at the Porn Palace.” Well, unless you have a membership to this site.