I’m beginning to love Friday’s, thanks to blowjobs.

But, I don’t have anything witty to say. I guess you should just beat off now.

(If LeBron comes on here and makes a decision, I’m going to be pissed.)

“Oh Lela you… are my blowjob Star…”

If I could sing as well as Lela Star gives head, I’d sound like a cross between Axel Rose and Celine Dion. Think about it.

Enjoy your last day before the holiday, bitches!

And I like it. Cody Lane is just filthy, but isn’t that what you want in a fuck?

She’s not the most fit girl, and really, she’s not the hottest chick you’ve ever seen.
But, when she starts fingerbanging herself it’s like when the ugly duckling becomes a swan.

Well, no, it’s nothing like that. It’s more like when the thick, kinda hot chick becomes a whore, which, in hindsight, isn’t that better?

I think so.

Plus, she sucks dick like a fuckin’ champ.

Check out MadThumbs for more fuckin’.

It’s Friday, and you know what that means!! It’s POV time!

This week’s contestant on POV Friday is the blond sexpot from Texas, Bree Olson.

Bree sucks a mean dick. Mean dicks are different than nice or normal dicks. Mean dicks will punch you in the mouth.

I’d like to introduce Bree to my mean dick. We’d play a little game. It’d be called, Can I Last In Your Mouth For 10 Seconds?

I’d lose every fucking time.

And, then she said, “Daddy, if I had some nuts, hangin’ on my chin, would those be chin nuts?”
I said, “Hell no, bitch. Then you’d have a dick in yo’ mouf…”

Sorry, Sasha, you’re ridiculously hot, but there’s no fucking chance you’re fingerbanging my asshole.
Seriously, though, how good does she look giving head?

Oh Jenna Haze, I love you.

I’m getting some weird looks in the office, as I am rubbing my dick on my computer screen.

“Nothing to see here, folks… just a dude smashing his cock against his monitor. It’s cool…”

Check out more Jenna – Here, Here and Here

I love seeing young girls with confidence taking nude photos in front of their mirror. So cute!

I’m over seeing nude pornstars. Their too fake and used up looking. Give me a real girl any day who’s proud of what they’ve got. I don’t care what your fucking bathroom looks like. Dance for me, girl. Smile at yourself in the mirror and take a nude photo cause you know I want to see it.

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