I don’t know what it is about amateur’s that I love so much. Maybe it’s that I know there hasn’t been a 15″ dick in everyone of her holes. Because they haven’t meet me… WHUUUUUT (right… moving on…)

And, I love young, hot college chicks naked. Let’s be honest, who doesn’t?

Also, GF Revenge has given me a new fetish, naked chicks wearing baseball caps. I had no idea how effin’ hot that is.

So, what is GFRevenge? Well, you can get paid for submitting photos or videos of your ex girlfriend. Get paid $100 for a photo or a $1,000 for a video?

Wait, you don’t have photos of your ex’s? Then beat off to other dude’s throwaways!

Admittedly, I wrote that title before I wrote the content, so let’s just see what we can come up with together.

I have an idea, let’s see if we can’t find vagina salads, or perhaps better, steak on top of vagina. Well, I got close, how’s about a dude fucking a chick with a cucumber?
Thank god they’re practicing safe sex here. Cause, if that cucumber cam inside of her, well, she could give birth to THIS!!!

Now that would be some fucked up shit. How do vegetarians feel about fucking chicks with veggies? I bet they’re so into that shit.

My favorite line of the video? “Some sexual delights with a fucking banana.” Fucking bananas… genius.

Now, if you’re bored today, you can play a Pussy or Raw Meat game. Who wouldn’t want to do that? It’s actually pretty entertaining… and yes, I scored 13 out 15. Pussy and Raw Meat might be the only two things I know well. (Link)

If you could put a Budweiser can in your girl’s pussy, you’d do it right?
How would that conversation even go?

You: Honey, lemme put this can here in your ‘gina.

Her: No.

You: I wanna film it.

Her: No.

You: I’ll take you the Sizzler.

Her: Should I get on the table, or what?

Budweiser… the King of Beers… and you can put it in a pussy, so that’s cool, too.

No, I’m not talking about buying a hooker (although, that’s always a good idea). Someone had the brainy dazzle to bottle a scent that smells like juicy puntang. What a delight!

You can buy it here.

My favorite line from their site is “VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for y our own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.” And while it’s true that after fucking a lesbo with a sweet pussy, I sometimes forget to wash my hands…I’m not sure if I need to go out and buy a product like this. Maybe I’m an old fashioned dirty girl. *shrugs*

You’ll enjoy watching naked models pose with their product here. They’ve even got videos. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r! xoxo

About 5 years ago, I was way into this stripper @ The Pink Poodle in San Jose. I would go in alone after work at least once a week to see this dancer. She was a total MILF and very curvy. Actually, just top heavy. Her big natural breasts were fucking amazing. Aside from all the pole dancing and asshole tricks she could do (don’t ask), she had this one boob sucking trick that was a complete show stopper.

I’ll explain. She would start off by slowly massaging her breasts and licking her own nipples. Then she’d take one of her full boobs, suck in most of her own areola and let go of it with her hands. Her huge G cup breast would be held up by sheer suction power! You might be saying “wtf” right now, but I swear you would have shot a load just seeing it. No hands! Ah, those were the days.

She probably doesn’t strip anymore, but I never forgot her act. She is why I love strip clubs so much. These days, I’m more into the Hustler Club in San Francisco. The girls there can really fucking work a pole upside down. All their girls do pilates and have a strong dancing background. If you haven’t been and you have the chance to, go for it. They also do a breakfast & lapdance special on certain days. Check out their website for more info.

I’m dedicating this post to all my favorite strippers who got my rocks off after a hard day’s work. Thank you, ladies!

And guys, enjoy a ton of free stripper porn…

Stripper Pics: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6.

Stripper Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6.

Make sure to visit a strip club this week. My favorite strip club database is tuscl.com (which stands for The Ultimate Strip Club List). You can search awesome user reviews of strip clubs worldwide. It’s been around forever.

I hope this post has been helpful. Throw a $1 at a local stripper for me! xoxo, lesbodojo

Okay I’ve seen the guys that do the penis acts and tie their dicks up and make them do the most painful looking things just to get a laugh.  But I’ve never seen a woman do anything like that before.  Maybe she saw that gatorade commercial with mia hamm and michael jordan.  “Anything you can do I can do better” Well I will say it’s more fun watching a vagina get mangled than a penis.  Maybe that’s just cause I have a penis and don’t like pain.

Anyway enjoy the tied up clit video 

Where to start? Eve has been around for a little while, and yet I still can’t stop looking at her. She’s so hot it makes my balls hurt. Seriously, they hurt. I may need to go and get this looked at. It’s not normal, is it? Well, regardless, it’s worth it, because Eve is amazing. She’s a fucking hot Hungarian, who loves to be naked. Isn’t that what we all want: hot, naked Hungarians? Honestly, Eve Angel is arguably the first Hungarian I have ever seen, but if this is a sign of the women there, then I’m moving to Hungry. Think of the limitless amount of Hungry jokes I could use. Eve started fucking at about 17, and we in America had to wait one more year before we could watch it. My favorite thing about Eve is that while she enjoys modeling right now, she aspires to be an archaeologist (note, it’s spelled wrong in the bio:). Cute isn’t it? Dream on Eve, but for right now we’re going to go ahead and excavate your vag. For your viewing pleasure, here’s a mecca of Eve galleries. Just a warning, there may be pop-ups, and there may be spam. I’m sorry, but I didn’t go through them all. Suffice it say, after the second gallery I was finished. Also, for a special treat, and because she’s my favorite, here’s her first screen test. Her pleasure-love sounds may resemble a goat being slaughtered, but seriously, who doesn’t love that?

I have got to find the planet that Katie lives on. Is there a ship that takes me there? Can I drive there? Do I need a passport to get there? What ever it takes, I will be willing to do it, because I have got to fuck Planet Katie. It doesn’t matter what she does or wears, because she is so damn hot. I like to think of her as every man’s dream or at the very least, my dream. She can be blond, brunette, an office slut, a schoolgirl whore, a sexy nurse, just wearing a skirt and thong, or jeans and a tee shirt, and it doesn’t fuckin’ matter. She’s like a sexy chameleon. I’m usually not one to want to fuck reptiles, with the exception of when I saw Mario Bros. the movie, but I don’t mind what Katie is doing… ever. Wait… yeah, remember Mario Bros. the movie? Well there was one chick in Dinohattan that was so damn hot. I wanted to fuck her until she shed her lizard skin. Yes, I was in the 6th grade when it came out, but I was an early bloomer. I thought I should clear that up for you. Anyhow, I present you with the hotness known as Planet Katie. She’s special, and you should beat to her. I’m going to do that……… now.

Check out this Burning Man vagina car complete with tampon string…

If these pics are making you horny, watch these chicks fuck in cars. And if you’re looking for guys getting fucked in cars, watch these videos.

It’s not everyday that porn can actually make you hungry. Sure it’ll make you horny, you’ll have crazy wild woman punch me in the face sex, and then you’ll be hungry and have to munch on something. But how often do you look at a snatch and think “mmmm a big mac would really hit the spot right now.” I really had to give this pussy burger a double take. It just screamed McDonalds to me. So I dubb thee McDonald’s new McSnatch.

Lets not let the fun stop there. Now we’d like to introduce Wienerschnitzel’s famous All Beef Plumper Dog. As you can see above Amanda likes her dog pretty simple. A little mustard and ketchup and she’s ready to gobble this dog deep down her throat.

Now you know you can’t eat all this food without something to flush it down with. How about a 7eleven Super Big Gulp of only the finest California Cum. It’s been freshly brewed and has received numerous taste tasting awards. If you’re still hungry for the flesh, be sure to read up on The Taste of Porn. And if you’re more the healthy type, why not try a little sushi? Enjoy the meal and if you’ve got more food for me link to it in the comments.