Category Archives: pussy

Lesbian Toe Fucking

Leave it to the lesbians to come up with creative penetration techniques. I recently came across some lesbian toe fucking movies and mutual toe masturbation mpegs that were super hot. I don’t really have a foot fetish, but something about dipping a toe into a cute pussy is exciting.

Now I know what to do when my toes get cold. Pussy toe cozy! Genius.

Female Ejaculation Exists…

Far be it for me to disagree with SugarBank, but here I go… One of my ex girlfriends was a squirter, and fucking her was so much fun. Sure, it’s messy if you don’t lay down towels first. Sure, it can take you off guard if you’re mowing the muff. Bringing your girlfriend to an orgasm so raw that she would loose control and release clear cum all over the bed is quite satisfying.

squirting girls

Let’s forget the discussion on if it’s really urine or cum for a second. Don’t you want to bring your lover to a face clenching, uncontrollable orgasm? Don’t you want to be the favorite lover of each girl you sleep with? Alright-y, then. In this case, it doesn’t matter what female ejaculation is. I’d venture to say that there has not been enough research on this subject to qualify a stance one way or the other.

Bottom Line: hot women getting off is a good thing! If you haven’t fucked a juicy squirter yet, put an ad on Craigslist or create a profile on AFF. I dare you. You can thank me later. xoxo

Pacman Club…


I came in this morning and was going through the normal blogs I read, when this photo got me thinking. Is that her balls? Is she a tranny? Or is she just in the pacman club? For some reason when I see a big ole fat clam pussy I always think of pacman coming after me trying to eat my balls. I know I’m weird but that’s what the pacman club is. I’ve never been a fan of big pussy lips hanging down. I mean when she’s bent over and I’m coming up from behind to pound her doggy, and for a split second I think to myself “are those your balls?” that’s a really bad thing. I mean even to think of balls for a split second while you’re trying to have relations with your lady is not a good thing. It’s like shrink city if you know what I mean. But again, with the photo above it got me really wondering how big does a clam have to be for it to roll down like that when sit on the couch. So I did some research and this is what I found.


After seeing this thing I realized that some chicks pussies are bigger than my nuts.


This one for some reason looks like SamuelL Jackson’s lips. I just imagine it saying “Tell that bitch to be cool!!!” And Sam takes you straight to shrink city.


Luckily this chicks got little herpes dots next to her pacman. They draw my attention away from the massive clam. Keep up the good herpes.


Then you’ve got the worst monster of all. The Pacman Cherry Monster. This one just screams, cut me off please. I mean it’s like an uncircumsized clit. Jesus who wants to deep throat a clit?

What we’ve learned from this club is that balls and clams are too similar. If you take a chick home and find her balls. That’s bad. If you take a chick home and find pacman? That’s bad too. The moral of the story is lipo your clam. please.