I promised myself this wouldn’t happen again. Yep, I swore there was no way I’d fall in love with another non nude model.

I mean, it just didn’t make sense. The internet was filled with amazingly hot girls happily willing to toss their clothes aside and show us their boobies. Most were even willing to do dirty things with girls… and the special few, well, you know…

So that was it. I was swearing off NN girls completely.

At least, that was until Linds Roxx showed up on my screen. Honestly, I’m not even sure how it happened. It just… happened. And really quickly. Next thing I know I’ve seen every photo the internet will allow, and I’ve even read her blogs. Trust me, you probably don’t want to take that path.

But dear god people, I think I’m in love. Nay, I know I’m in love.

After who knows how many sets later, I went and got a haircut. I don’t know why, I just thought I needed to look better.

Linds Roxx has changed my life to the point where I’m actually considering becoming a member of her site. Can you believe it?! I can’t explain it.

I need to pray.

Find more of Linds Roxx on her site, because, well, she needs the money. Meanwhile, I’ll be walking aimlessly around Texas searching for this amazing girl.

What the fucking fuck?! It’s like every day I wake up and discover a new, ridiculously hot solo girl.

Trust me, I would rather post zombies fucking, or discuss the a new Porn Parody, but they just won’t let me.

Enter Autumn Riley. Enter Boner.

Autumn Riley reminds me of that stripper that always gets away. You know what I’m talking about. You see her on stage, and give her all your money, then next thing you know she’s dancing on some fat tard. Alright, you can be patient, right? So, you decide to get a dance, which sucks really badly. You look over, because you’re finally going to get a dance from the hottest girl, and you’re even thinking, “I could blow $500 in VIP,” and she’s fucking gone. Gone. Where did she even go? Ugh… well, I guess it’s back to the fat tard. At least she gives good head, right?

Mother of god, why is she so fucking hot?

Tori Black should be a librarian. So, I can look at her microfiche.
No, Tori Black should be a chicken farmer. So, I can harvest her eggs.
Hahaa… nope… Tori Black should be a toll booth operator. So, I can put my coins in her slot.

Winner!

Check out more Tori Black HERE

Millions of Peachez… Peachez for me… Millions of Peachez for a free (well, at least here she’s free).

Another chick that caught my over the last week was Sarah Peachez. (I’m going to go ahead and use every obvious joke here, so brace yourself…)

I wanted to open her up and find her seed.
No?
I wanted to bite into fuzzy skin and taste her juices.
Still no?
I wanted to slice her up, put her in a can and eat her for an afternoon snack.
Right… let’s just look at her naked, then!

UPDATE! After discussing it with some peeps, we’ve decided these photos do Peachez no justice. (Dear Sarah, hire new photographers!) Here’s what she looked like when she passed me by. I can’t get her hotness out of my head! She’s on the right, thanks, again, FUBAR.

Vikki Mother Fucking Blows.

Vikki Blows is the wind beneath my wings. She’s the light at end of my tunnel. She’s the nipple at the end of my tit.

If the internet is beer, then Vikki Blows is a shot of whiskey. She just makes everything better.

Vikki takes her tittays out a lot, and this, my friends is a very good thing. They’re like the pocket watch that hypnotists use. They’ll put you in a trance where all you can is beat off. This is the best trance ever.

God, I love this girl!

Get mesmerized below!

There’s jizz in your hands right now… I KNOW IT!!

Could it be true? Are these really nude pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo?

A Spanish magazine published a whole set of the couple’s uncensored pics. Yes, there are more! You can view them all here. If these are really Vanessa Minnillo’s boobs, she might want to think about keeping her top AND make up on. A little waxy-wax couldn’t hurt, either. Just my 2 cents!

Where to start? Eve has been around for a little while, and yet I still can’t stop looking at her. She’s so hot it makes my balls hurt. Seriously, they hurt. I may need to go and get this looked at. It’s not normal, is it? Well, regardless, it’s worth it, because Eve is amazing. She’s a fucking hot Hungarian, who loves to be naked. Isn’t that what we all want: hot, naked Hungarians? Honestly, Eve Angel is arguably the first Hungarian I have ever seen, but if this is a sign of the women there, then I’m moving to Hungry. Think of the limitless amount of Hungry jokes I could use. Eve started fucking at about 17, and we in America had to wait one more year before we could watch it. My favorite thing about Eve is that while she enjoys modeling right now, she aspires to be an archaeologist (note, it’s spelled wrong in the bio:). Cute isn’t it? Dream on Eve, but for right now we’re going to go ahead and excavate your vag. For your viewing pleasure, here’s a mecca of Eve galleries. Just a warning, there may be pop-ups, and there may be spam. I’m sorry, but I didn’t go through them all. Suffice it say, after the second gallery I was finished. Also, for a special treat, and because she’s my favorite, here’s her first screen test. Her pleasure-love sounds may resemble a goat being slaughtered, but seriously, who doesn’t love that?

I really miss the real thing.  I mean being with girls with fake boobs is great.  They always look amazing, but sometimes you just want to be fucking a girl and watch her boobs flying everywhere…slapping herself in the face.  That’s just hot sometimes.  But with today’s times, the real boob is becoming like atari.  People have heard about it, but no ones ever actually seen or played with it before.  Well today I found a book called Big Book of Breasts which is over 400 pages of the real thing.  Nothing but hot real and not to mention big ole boobies.  It’s by Dina Hansan who has done some work with the biggest pervert photographer around…Mr Terry Richardson.  Anyway Check it out.

The Big Book of Breasts