That’s right, Dirt fans! Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are going to give you the lesbian action you’ve been hoping for all these years. Set your Tivos, DVR’s, and the like.

You know that Courtney has just been waiting years to find a reason to kiss Jennifer lesbo style. Haven’t we all?! I wish that they’d just come out already, buy a house together, and adopt an Asian baby.

Dear Courtney and Jennifer:

You girls are so cute! I know that your secret love for each other has been on the back burner for some time now. I feel your pain. Now is the time to let your fans know. Be brave! Lesbian love is hot and more accepted than it used to be. In addition to it being super sexy, it would boost your celeb status 10 fold. TV needs a new celeb-lesbo-power-couple. It’s the right time to come out, ladies. Brangelina has nothing on your sex appeal. Fuck them!

You Go Girls,

lesbodojo

P.S. Cournifer?!

The infamous lez kiss should happen on the season finale of Dirt (which runs on the FX channel). Jennifer will play a lesbian editor at a rival celeb magazine. If you can’t wait until March, check out this archive of photochopped celeb pics. They make all your fav celeb babes look mad dirty.

I love that right after the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA scandal, Miss Nevada (Katie Rees) pulled down her pants in public and started making out with chicks. Is it a popular way of getting 15 min of celeb status now? If so, I’m all for it. It makes me want to be her PR rep so that I can let her run wild.

Dear Miss Nevada: Don’t worry about those haters, cutie. Submit your photos to ThongsDaily right now and feel proud of that ass! Fuck these unsupportive mother fuckers. Do Playboy and get real money. Your Friend, LesboDojo

It looks like Miss USA (Tara Conner) may lose her crown soon. Miss USA (of Kentucky) is accused of underaged drinking, cocaine use, and making out with Miss Teen USA. That’s right, guys. Miss USA has been making out with Miss Teen USA (Katie Blair). Over and over and over. And in public. Lawdamercy!

Donald Trump is said to be considering the situation. He should have a final decision on the crown soon. Seriously, though. What’s to decide? If two hot chicks want to share their passion, LET THEM!

UPDATE: Tara is not going to lose her crown. She’s going to rehab! Watch her cry about it in this press conference video.

Speaking of crowns, check out these topless pics of Crystal Klein in a tiara.

I keep coming across bowling porn today. It’s just too dirty for my taste. …shoe swapping, sticking fingers in dirty holes, greasy floors. Don’t get me wrong. We can all agree that banging dirty whores is a good thing. …but dirty whores in a dirty location? with used shoes? Ah, fuck it. Watch this video of a babe stuffing a bowling pin in her crotch.

Can you dig it? If so, you’ll appreciate these bowling porn videos.

Pussy magnet? Not unless you’re trying to attract blind hookers. Who fucking cares?! This lesbo says 2 thumbs up to pussy art cars. There’s something so wrong about them, that it circles back to being ok. …sort of like the Pussy Wagon from the film Kill Bill.

Check out this Burning Man vagina car complete with tampon string…

If these pics are making you horny, watch these chicks fuck in cars. And if you’re looking for guys getting fucked in cars, watch these videos.

Okay…I love me some reality porn. You got your dumb sluts getting picked up by the bangbus, The milfhunter tracking down sexy moms in the grocery store, and don’t forget your college sluts fucking at parties. I mean how can you not love porn when it brings it into reality. I mean they make you believe. If you have 200 bucks and a van. You can fuck a hot chick like this too. Every man’s dream right?

Well asian’s have something else in mind. They do somewhat of a retard version of reality porn. Not real life situations. More like asian stereotypes mixed in with porn. Take this first video, Martial Arts meets porn. Sounds great right. When I read it I expected to see some chick beating some dudes ass and then licking his wounds. Then he cums on her face and the world is a better place. But…no. It’s two chicks wearing kendo masks trying to test their skills of being still while another asian eats them out and fingers them. Yeah I know it sounds hot, but it’s not reality. I would have been happier seeing this video.

Now we move on to video 2. This one is a better step in the direction. It’s called Asian Mechanic Tunes up her man. This one sounded hot. I pictured her in her cover-alls and she tears them off as she sucks a fat cock in the auto body shop with cars all around or something. But…no. It’s a chick wearing a mechanic outfit that now has bright baby blue colors on it. I mean if that doesn’t say mechanic I don’t know what does. Then…there’s no cars…no shop…nothing. Just a dude that sits on a couch and gets a blowjob. Well they do fuck and she makes sure to keep the reality porn obvious by keeping on her “I’m a mechanic” cocked to the side baseball hat. Step in the right direction, but come on people.

Video 3 is the asian take on a schoolgirl reality porn. You know where the teacher makes the student suck his cock and then he spanks her and tells her if she tells he’ll flunk her out of high school. Yeah one of my favorites too. Well this isn’t like that so I hope you didn’t get excited. This is an all girls school classroom. The teacher comes in and tells them all to take off all their clothes…and stand up on the desk. They do…and at the end they look like asian nazi army members standing on a desk with hairy pussies. Well that’s what it made me think of. I know I’m fucked up. Regardless. Another shitty attempt at the reality porn. Come on now. I mean how can you guys be 10 years ahead of us technology wise, but so far behind with the quality of porn. So sad.

Okay this one isn’t really porn but it’s real “reality” mixed in with some asian sluts that take off their clothes in a public photo booth. I just through that one in there for fun. I mean who doesn’t like watching the inner slut come out in a photo booth.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love stolen sex tapes? I do. I live for celebrity sex scandals. And this Britney/K-Fed/Honeymoon sex video (that was pre-weight gain) has me in a tizzy. Like a lot of surfers, I’ve been doing my regular search on user posted video sites for the Britney tape. Nada.

The minute I have a clip of it, and determine that it’s not fake, I’ll post it here. Bookmark us so that you don’t miss out.

My prediction is that Britney will follow the road paved by other female celebrities involved with sex scandal before her. She’ll weigh licensing the sex tape with Kevin Federline over paying him more in the divorce settlement…and choose porn. Then she’ll make money on the dl and deny it to the public. Hell, Britney will probably cry on tv about the whole experience and tell her fans that she never knew about the tape or the celebrity sites who sell it. Britney’s next album will get a boost from the extra press. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!

So you see, everyone wins with a juicy celebrity sex scandal. …porn site producers, celebrities, the stupid boyfriend, and the public. I love you Britney! Please let us see your honeymoon sex tape!

Warning: Papi’s huge archive of party boy videos will cause premature ejaculation. Keep a jerk off towel handy as you peep in on the hottest gay parties and secret orgy afterparties.

In a sea of gay reality sites, Papi manages to remain original by allowing members to interact/chat with the guys who attend their parties. Their event attendees aren’t models, just hot party guys.

If you want to see more guys getting hard on the dancefloor, check out these free Papi videos. You can thank your favorite hag later. xoxo

Mary Carey is smart, albeit slightly crazy. A few years ago I ran into her at the kick off party for her PPV series Can You Be A Pornstar in Vegas.

I wanted to compliment her on a great party, awesome show concept, and possibly strike a licensing agreement. Mary had other plans for our talk. About 3 words into our conversation she started talking about how she doesn’t diet and neither should I. …how fans prefer meat on their pornstars. Apparently, she misunderstood who I was and thought that I was a plumper porn starlet in the making. uh, no…but thanks?

After she had rambled on for 20 minutes, I felt uncomfortable about correcting her. I just stood there smiling as she preached her ideals for the industry. You could tell that she was planning to run for Governor of California again.

Marey loves soapbox. And bless her for being so passionate about equality in porn land. At the end of her speech, she gave me a hug and wished me luck with my career. I graciously thanked her and walked away needing a cocktail.

You should really check out Can You Be A Pornstar. Climb into the mind of Mary Carey. She’s smart and I think love her.

Crissy Moran is one hot pornstar. If this is not a publicity stunt, I may cry. Crissy posted on her myspace blog that she’s getting out of the porn business.

What breaks my heart even more is that everyone who posted comments on her blog are jesus freaks. …complimenting her on this beautiful escape from the devil. Why can’t Crissy do porn and go to church?

I’m just going to post the letter she wrote here, and let you take from it what you will. Meanwhile, I’m going to go grab the box of tissues….

I want to thank all of you for your support throughout the years. My website forum is very active with over 1,000 members as is my website. I must be honest though I have made a living off of all of you for long enough. I want to set you free! Let me explain a bit. Many of you may have seen my last few diary entries on my website and if you have not I addressed some of my concerns with the adult industry. I felt have been feeling very sad for girls who are in porn who are strung out on drugs, their souls are lost, and they are doing unimaginable things with whoever and waking up one day and wondering where their lives went or even worse ending up dead. I have been reading gossip forums for a couple of years and I also know some of these girls that porn is destroying. I have been in porn for 6 years and I have witnessed first hand a gorgeous womans looks fade along with her soul. It really breaks my heart.

A lot of you don’t know what goes on behind the scenes. You guys know I didn’t do a lot of what I am speaking of because I stuck to the softer side of porn (seems weird to say that). The thing is even girls who do the softer side of porn sometimes lose themselves. Some become strippers and a lot of girls who do the softer stuff escort. Many of the girls have been victims of abuse sometime in their lifetime and are just looking for love and acceptance (like me).

My eyes were recently opened to the total destruction porn does. Not only does it hurt the girls in the business but it hurts you the consumer. Porn does not discriminate. Sex/porn addiction is preventing many people from finding true happiness in their lives. I know because I have spoken to so many of you through the years by email and message exchanges. Many of you spoke to me about your wives, your lonlieness, your dreams, and many of you looked to me for all the answers. I always tried to be careful when answering because I always realized that you are a person just like me who wants love and acceptance. I have gone through times when the guilt was so bad I just didn’t answer at all hence my many hiatuses.

This will be the last time I leave all of you hanging.

Many of you know that my boyfriend and I broke up a couple of months ago but don’t know why. I will explain some of that at a later time. Let’s just say the effects of the adult business took a hit on my personal life.

I have decided that I want to be free from all of the guilt now. I am making great money doing what I do but the money is not making me happy. I have moved into my own place now for the first time all alone and have decided I want out of the business. I have so much more to offer to the world than my looks and body. These things will fade. I want to experience true real life happiness. I know a lot of you will think I have lost my mind but I think that will only be the ones of you who never really knew me. I have decided to go back to my one true love who is Jesus. You may or may not believe in him and well I am not here to judge you. I am just here to share with you my story if you are willing to listen.

My website is still up for now and I have yet to discuss these things with my webmasters. I am not sure what will happen in that respect. I am looking for legal counseling and any help I can get. It will be gone soon enough though. I will be posting here on my myspace page everything going on in my life until then.

I ask you to forgive me for entering into your lives and stripping you from the more important things in life like finding true love, happiness, and your families.

Crissy

If you want to remember the good ol days, check out these Crissy Moran galleries.