Friday 10.06.06
I need to dedicate this post to all the foxy sexperts who have made an impact on my life. I didn’t end up on this road to positive pornography all on my own. I read their sex books early on in life, and I owe them some serious gratitude.
They helped with coming out, fucking, respecting my pussy, and navigating through various sexual politics. Without further ado, here’s a short list of queer sexperts that kick ass.
- Annie Sprinkle
- Check out her Official Site, Wikipedia Career Summary
- Pic from my favorite sex performance piece “A Public Cervix Announcement.” Miss Sprinkle let people walk up and take a close look at her vagina through a speculum; in an attempt to “demystify the female body.” Yes. Gaping is informative!
- Susie Bright
- Carol Queen
Buy their sex education books and/or videos for your girlfriend if you want to take your sexual life to the next level. You can learn a lot from bisexual sexperts. I promise. xoxo
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Friday 09.08.06
That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?
This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.
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Friday 06.23.06

I used to have this neighbor when I lived in texas that was just fucking gorgeous. Burnette with long tan legs that had an ass that just waved high as she walked away. She was incredible. I would always day dream about her just showing up at the house…knocking on the door…and the words “Can I suck your cock?” coming out of her mouth. I guess the fact that she was married meant something to her, but that would have made it that much better for me. There’s nothing like a married chick that wants your dick more than anyone elses. A Desperate Housewife if you will. I think that’s the reason I love that show. Hot married sluts that look everywhere for a new dick. It’s brilliant! Today I found Neighbor Affair which is basically my daydreams in video form. So I fucking love it and this chick Riley Mason looks just like my old neighbor…so I’m already a fan of this site. The best part…by far…is the closing line that all the girls use “I want your hot neighbor cum!” Priceless.
Check out Neighbor Affair
Wednesday 06.21.06

We’ve all had that dream of fucking a pornstar, or maybe even just video taping hot sluts sucking and fucking a huge cock. Regardless of what part of the industry you want to get into there’s now a site that can help.Porn Week Vacations is the ultimate fantasy vacation site.
“Porn Week is an exciting, 5 day all-inclusive adult vacation package that takes YOU behind the scenes of big budget porn shoots in exotic locations around the world. Guests get to know the porn stars, enjoy our private adult parties and games with the girls, assist on the set, or just watch and have an “all access” VIP pass to all the action. You’ll also enjoy many photo and video opportunities including each guest getting to act as director and film their own solo scene with one of the girls to take home as a naughty souvenir. There is even the opportunity to take part in front of the camera through one of our special castings if you’re wanting to get into the business. This really is the Ultimate Fantasy Vacation for singles and couples!
Now I don’t know about you but my summer vacation is fucking booked. I want to get sucked by some tan slut, cum on her face, and then grab the camera and video her jumping up and down making my cum drip down her large breasts. Cause in my porn video she’s gonna have large breasts. Apparently by joining the site you get in the list of candidates to win the vacation.
Check out Porn Week Vacations