I told you that this show was going to be awesome. The GAYVN Awards had major technical issues this year but the homo hecklers made up for it 10fold. While Savanna Samson’s areola’s popped up on stage, a boy behind me yelled “I see your tit-ies, bitch.” During a longer speech made by a OG Pornographer someone yelled out “yay for fags. move on.” It seriously had me rolling. Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita picked up most of the major awards. He had the same silly pout for the whole show. As he was giving his 800th speech at the podium, someone yelled “Anti Christ!”

Kathy Griffin was a riot, despite her father dying last week. She was a real highlight of the show and received numerous standing ovations. Even though she didn’t know who any of the stars were, she was able to play off of some of the dumb boys who were presenting. Idiotic stunt cocks who pronounced Pro-Am as “Pro Aim” got dissed by Kathy in a NY min. Hot.

Enjoy the rest of TJ’s GAYVN Awards Show & Afterparty photos on Flickr. Also, check out the major sponsor of the evening, NakedSword! I would talk more about the Afterparty, but you know what they say…”what happens at the Porn Palace, Stays at the Porn Palace.” Well, unless you have a membership to this site.

I have to say, since I’ve moved to San Francisco I’ve seen some of the craziest shit. Some shit I never thought I’d be around, and if my family found out they’d probably disown me. Regardless, this weekend marked the 23rd Folsom Street Fair in San Fran. And I’m sure I’m giving off the wrong vibe with the photo above, because it wasn’t a lot of chicks with nice boobs. You could easily describe the fair with two words: leather and cocks. I also ran into our friends from FuckingMachines.com that were mounting a man in a all fours cage, so they were a little too busy to talk. That about sums up what I saw at the fair anyway. Here’s how they describe it:

Folsom Street Events is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization serving the adult San Francisco alternative communities. Through the production of street fairs, Folsom Street Events promotes diversity within the leather/alternative lifestyle, highlighting entertainment, service and vendors. Proceeds from the production of the fairs are distributed to organizations which promote a sense of community, diversity, cooperation, health and human services.

To finish it all up. It’s awesome that people can be so free and open here in San Francisco. It’s even better that they’re cool with people like me that aren’t into it at all, but just walk around and
smile and take photos. San Francisco is crazy, but I love it.

Check out the Folsom Street Fair photos on Flickr and their Official Website. I know there were thousands of you there, so please comment on this with links to your photos so we can all enjoy. Thanks.

That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?

This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.

Ever since I moved to San Francisco I always get the “so are you gay now” crap from the ignorant fools that have never been here. Obviously that shit is so annoying so I think I’ve come up with a plan for a few redneck friends from Texas that will be visiting in a few weeks. I read today that Allenina, a pretty famous asian tranny pornstar, will be stripping at a strip club here in San Francisco. I think I’ll set like this. I think we’ll make it a normal strip club hop. I’ll get them pretty drunk before we end up at Club Paree, the only tranny strip club I’ve ever heard of. I’m hoping since there are going to be big fake boobls flooping around that they don’t even notice the lil cocks hoppin around. I’ll sit them down and get them dances right away and see how they react. It should make for an outstanding night. I wish strip clubs let you take photos.

On another note check out this Allenina chick. You can’t tell me if you saw her dressed, like the top photo, at a bar that you wouldn’t try to hook up. You’d hope she’d be upfront with the cockness, but if you made it home that would just be the weirdest thing ever. I mean some people say they wouldn’t fuck a fat chick and tell their friend. How do you feel about going home with a chick that had a dick?

Hope to see you at the Strip Club and if you’re into the cock behind the curtain thing check out Tranny Surprise or Tranny Trouble