And, honestly, why wouldn’t she fuck a bear? If you think about it, bears should have big cocks, right?

Honestly, never in my life have I been so jealous of a bear.

OK, that’s not true, I get jealous every time Pooh puts his hands in the honeypot (and, that’s not even a metaphor)…

Furries for Life!

And, then she said, “Daddy, if I had some nuts, hangin’ on my chin, would those be chin nuts?”
I said, “Hell no, bitch. Then you’d have a dick in yo’ mouf…”

Sorry, Sasha, you’re ridiculously hot, but there’s no fucking chance you’re fingerbanging my asshole.
Seriously, though, how good does she look giving head?

The unsung hero of pornstar’s twitter accounts are their TwitPic accounts.

I subscribe to them in my RSS, and always get some sweet naked surprises in the morning.

Thought I’d put a list of some of my favorites for you. Feel free to add your favs to the comments.

Jenna Haze

Evelyn Cates (OnHerCam)

Kate’s Playground

Gina Lynn

Sasha Grey

Sunny Leone

Enjoy!