Have you browsed the House of Gord lately?

Their brand of bdsm is so unique. Some of the niches they’ve clearly mastered are the transportation of bound women, boxing women like dolls, fucking machines, and outdoor humiliation. Not your cup of tea? Ah, but I bet you’re curious.

I used to be obsessed with being bound and transported when I was younger. My friends would begrudgingly bind a scantily clad lesbodojo with duct tape and put me in the trunk of my car. Then I’d be driven to another location, unbound, and let go. Typically, I’d videotape the experience. Performance art, right? Ah, youth! I think that’s mostly out of my system now. I still enjoy watching mummification, though. I can’t lie. It’s fucking hot.

Think of the amount of trust you’re giving the people involved with your scene. During the time that you’re bound, you can either feel complete peace or fear. It’s an amazing learning experience. If you’ve built up a lot of trust and healthy communication with your play partner, go for it.

One thing I have yet to try is lesbian heavy petting through a latex vacuum bed (for complete sensory deprivation). That sounds so erotic and yummy to me. Ok, I feel like I’ve shared too much now. Oh well…sharing is caring, as they say!

Here are some House of Gord videos and pics for you to devour whole: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

That’s right, folks. I’d like to take a brief moment to review some of the most awesome (the worst, really) possible sex. You know sometimes the best porn is the type you can pass around to your friends and scream “eww” over. If you can add to our list, please do so in the comments section. You don’t have to admit that you did it, as you’re amongst friends here. I’ll add video examples, for your viewing pleasure.

Scary Rad Sex (in no mother fucking order)…

1. Messy Anal and Sharting

2. Tampon Surprise

3. Oops You Have a Dick Too

4. Sharp Teeth on Dick

5. Oops I Got Horny & Fucked a Rubber Chicken

6. Oops I found Jesus after this Hardcore Scene

7. Oh snap, you put our sex tape on the internet!

8. Eating Your Own Jizz is Kinda Nasty

9. Cum Shot in Eye aka Pink Eye

10. Pornstar Bloopers During Shoot aka Outtakes

11. Drunk Chicks Barfing During Sex

12. Homeless People Sex

If you can’t get enough from Tatum, our beloved PopWhore, you need to download this lesbian bdsm clip. Trust me.

She IM’d me this clip of her getting into bdsm with Chanta Rose. Ooh la la. Chanta’s femdom lesson starts off by slapping Tatum’s breasts hard. After Tatum’s pussy gets wet, Chanta gets her to bend over (and smack her own ass). You have to love the devotion here!

Tatum loves the lesbians. Who am I kidding? She loves a hard dick or 5, too. Some of you might remember me talking about her back in the day. If not, get to know Tatum by adding her to your myspace friends list.

Keep your eye on this post modern erotic genius. Her exploits are getting more and more interesting with each content update.

Yesterdays lovely post on pantyhose sports totally made me want to go back to the 80’s and bang some chick doing aerobics to “Physical” by Olivia Newton John. I never thought I’d say that. Anyways I thought I’d give you guys a nice christmas present. I’ve rounded up a couple of retro, vintage, classic…whatever you want to call them…big ass ladies that are ready to suck you off under the mistletoe. And since there isn’t that much retro I’ve added some good ole jolly fun porn for you as well. enjoy and merry christmas ish time.

Raven Riley gets dirty for christmas
Karla Spice is ready to fuck under the mistletoe
Christmas party turns into a lesbian threesome
This guy gets what he really wants for christmas…2 chicks sucking his cock

And if you haven’t cum by now then you’re going to just have to look at the rest of this massive pile of christmas porn.

I don’t even know what to say about this shit. Fishes really do fly out of her ass…it’s fucking amazing. The real question is why the fuck would you put fish in your ass? Who comes up with these ideas? Cause I need to be working there.

Check out the video of fish flying out of a cute asian’s ass

I really miss the real thing.  I mean being with girls with fake boobs is great.  They always look amazing, but sometimes you just want to be fucking a girl and watch her boobs flying everywhere…slapping herself in the face.  That’s just hot sometimes.  But with today’s times, the real boob is becoming like atari.  People have heard about it, but no ones ever actually seen or played with it before.  Well today I found a book called Big Book of Breasts which is over 400 pages of the real thing.  Nothing but hot real and not to mention big ole boobies.  It’s by Dina Hansan who has done some work with the biggest pervert photographer around…Mr Terry Richardson.  Anyway Check it out.

The Big Book of Breasts 

Okay…this is just fucking cool. Just put in a search term like “blowjob” and a magic webpage comes up with videos galore. Apparently 6 million hours of video content. That should last you through the day. I’ll get you some more tomorrow.

Check out Blinkx and put porn on your site.

Now this is going to be on the wall of every super nerd dorm and/or office cubical. Nerdcore brings video games and hot women together for the nerds of the world. Well…and the pervs like me that are into video games. So…ummm…well…yeah all of us are going to love this shit. Get your Nerdcore Calendar today.

I’m not sure if I’ve ever told you this, but I’m really into asian women.  I’m also really into eyes.  So when you can mix a fucking sexy asian women with beautiful colored eyes.  You’ve got yourself a “Jack off til you come on the screen” kinda woman.  That’s what Jennifer Lee is.  She’s just perfect.  I’m sure you’ll agree.  Check her out here and here are some videos of Jennifer Lee.

I’m telling you guys Flickr is just the place for porn.  There’s no denying it.  Today a Dirty Hippie sent me a link to merkley???’s photo set called girls on sofas.  At first read I was like ummmm why do I want to look at girls on a sofa?  But I was happily surprised to see that the girls are actually really hot chicks that are naked and in hot and sexy poses.  It’s pretty sweet.  Not to mention the guy is an amazing photographer.  His ability to create a series is also very apparent as you’ll see.  But don’t stop with the sofas.  Be sure to check out his other sets that share the same professional sex appeal.  chicks , picks , noods , doods , SkyCam , deitadinha , symmetry , #1’s

Check out Girls on Sofas