A Czech soda soda company, Kofola, is promoting their new drink with topless (painted) models. Thank god people are taking pics of this. As an American, I’m used to seeing sexy commercials…but not nude models in public. That’s pretty shocking here. I wonder how much they’re getting paid?

I’d love to see how Pepsi can top this. …perhaps a body shot off of the model?

You can buy it here or watch their sexxxy commercial here.

xoxo, lesbodojo

No, seriously. Mary Carey is selling her beloved implants on Ebay. It’s not a hoax. The current bid is $12,526.33! If you won, you could feel her up anytime you wanted.

Bidding ends on December 13th, folks. Go for it!

Mary recently said “Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state….I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.”

I’ve had a crush on Mary Carey for hella long. Ever since she mistook me for a plumper pornstar at the kick off party for Could You Be a Pornstar in Vegas. *sigh*

Duh…but does she love those squishy pillows more then we do? This video shows Heidi Klum in a bra - playing with her breasts.

God bless TMZ’s video editors. This clip ends in a tour de force score of Heidi Klum’s laughter. Enjoy.

Yes. It’s exactly what you think, my GILF & Celeb Fake enthusiasts.

It all started with a sassy curator named Lenora Claire. After buying the infamous nude oil panting of Bea Arthur, Lenora realized how much people were still in love with the Golden Girls tv show. People were clamoring to purchase the painting off of her. She decided to commission a group of artists to create erotic Golden Girl art and curate an exhibit.

The art is fantastic. Above is just a taste of what you’ll see if you visit the gallery.

The show is open to the public at the World of Wonder art space at 6650 Hollywood Blvd in Los Angeles, CA. There’s a $5 donation for entry, but that’s a small price to pay for something this rad. You can even add them on myspace here. …and flickr, here.

And to my Pornzio readers, “Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true. You’re a friend and a confidant. And if you threw a party. Invited everyone you ever knew. You would see, the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say, Thank you for being a friend.”

No, I’m not talking about buying a hooker (although, that’s always a good idea). Someone had the brainy dazzle to bottle a scent that smells like juicy puntang. What a delight!

You can buy it here.

My favorite line from their site is “VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for y our own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.” And while it’s true that after fucking a lesbo with a sweet pussy, I sometimes forget to wash my hands…I’m not sure if I need to go out and buy a product like this. Maybe I’m an old fashioned dirty girl. *shrugs*

You’ll enjoy watching naked models pose with their product here. They’ve even got videos. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r! xoxo

Being a hot celebrity is not all it’s cracked up to be. Money, fame, personal trainers, fans, gift bags, VIP everything… Lindsay works hard for the money, but you can tell she’s still kinda emo. When she’s trippin ballz at her luxury apt, she’s still so alone. [awww]

Whatever… she makes emo look sexy!

So are Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo lesbo cutters or what?

Oh, and more sexy emo pics of Lohan…

You know that this photo series probably has an all-nude lesbo side that hasn’t leaked yet. One can only hope that we’ll get a chance to see those, too.

I’m so wet for Burning Angel. They did a punk rock porno version of The Exorcist called THE XXXORCIST!

Loves it. Father Merkin does a goddamn “sexorcism” on the crazy slut with the twirly head. This movie is perfect for horror fans like me. Watch the Quicktime trailer here. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. ; )

I’m sure our friends at Hustler are going to toast with Campari tonight. lol In light of Jerry Falwell’s death today, let’s all jerk off to Hustler videos tonight. Ready? Ok. Go.

I’ll give you some free videos that are Larry Flynt approved. Check out this, this, this, and this to start. You can thank your favorite lesbian later. xoxo