Wednesday 05.09.07
When I think of Paris in jail, I get so sad. …until I think of her playing “bitch sub” to some butch dyke in jail. Glee! Then I get totally stoked about a possible lesbo jail sex tape. I digress…
If you are really worried about Paris going to jail, sign this petition asap. It reads, “This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn’t hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday. She is distraught and understandably afraid.” LA prosecutors are recommending that Paris Hilton serve a whopping 45 days in jail. Ouch.
Paris Hilton’s attorney, Richard Hutton, issued this statement on her behalf:
“After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.”
Fuck it. I signed the petition. Need a more tangible reason to keep Paris free?
Live the dream, Paris!!!
Tuesday 11.14.06
Have I mentioned lately how much I love stolen sex tapes? I do. I live for celebrity sex scandals. And this Britney/K-Fed/Honeymoon sex video (that was pre-weight gain) has me in a tizzy. Like a lot of surfers, I’ve been doing my regular search on user posted video sites for the Britney tape. Nada.
The minute I have a clip of it, and determine that it’s not fake, I’ll post it here. Bookmark us so that you don’t miss out.
My prediction is that Britney will follow the road paved by other female celebrities involved with sex scandal before her. She’ll weigh licensing the sex tape with Kevin Federline over paying him more in the divorce settlement…and choose porn. Then she’ll make money on the dl and deny it to the public. Hell, Britney will probably cry on tv about the whole experience and tell her fans that she never knew about the tape or the celebrity sites who sell it. Britney’s next album will get a boost from the extra press. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!
So you see, everyone wins with a juicy celebrity sex scandal. …porn site producers, celebrities, the stupid boyfriend, and the public. I love you Britney! Please let us see your honeymoon sex tape!
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Tuesday 10.17.06
Jordan Capri, who’s mostly avoided hardcore, recently had her honeymoon sex tape stolen by a “friend.” Bad for her but good for you! If you’ve ever imagined this cutie fucking hardcore, it’s time for you to watch this video clip and sign up to Jordan’s site…NOW!
Wednesday 04.19.06
Carolyn Murphy is the latest slut to get fucked and end up on the internet. Don’t get me wrong she’s fucking hot as hell, but when I dream about fucking a model. I dream about wild orgy sex, that last for 72 hours, and she invites all her model friends. So obviously I was expecting this video to be pretty fucking hot. Well it’s not. The bitch is a spaz. She dances around naked like a retard and then they finally get to fucking. Well if you want to call it that. I almost fell asleep watching these two have sex. It was so slow it was like watching to people with down syndrome have sex. Do some coke before your next porn video.
Anyway You can find the video over at Save Manny or at Rapid Share
Monday 01.09.06
All I can say is finally. You knew it was going to happen. Ashlee Simpson in a sex tape. If anything, this is great marketing from the douche bag dad. I mean the only way he could make ashlee look like she’s better than jessica is to get her some more publicity. And what better way to show up Jessica Simpson’s sexy ass in Dukes of Hazaard. Video Ashlee sucking some dick.
I looked all over for this video, but haven’t found it yet. When I do find it don’t worry you’ll see the Ashlee Simpson sucking dick video for free on pornzio. I seriously have been waiting for her to go down. I really can’t stand her. And already she’s had a hit record, her own show, makeup line who knows what else. She’s no where near as talented as her sister, and is no where near jack off material like her sister.
Although I hate Ashlee Simpson. I’d fuck her. I bet she is the sluttiest bitch in bed. The kind that asks you to cum in her ass and then says “let me taste…let me taste.” I mean that’s the look ashlee has nailed and made her own. She’s never gonna be hot. And everytime she says how nice she is I watch this video and I remember what a fucking bitch she is.
Anyway, Ashlee keep up the good work. I expect you to be like Paris Hilton and that you wont be happy with just one porno film. Keep them coming.
