We were talking about movies from our childhood in the office today, when someone brought up Little Giants. Man, I loved Little Giants.

Curious of what happened to Ice Box, the sassy linebacker who was more tomboy than sexpot, I decided to do a little google search. And, after pouring over her IMDB, finding out her name is Shawna Waldron, I discovered she was another actress in a long line ladies taking it off in the captivating Poison Ivy movies. YES!!! FUCK YES!!

How is this not featured in any VH1 Child Star Top 50 countdowns?!

Nevertheless, I bet you can squeeze off a bit of jiz from Shawna Waldron. I know I have… thrice.

It’s no secret that I love young, college coeds.
It’s even less of a secret that young, college coeds love to fuck on camera.

What? You didn’t know that?

Well, CollegeRules.com knows it, which is why they’re getting an onslaught of amateur videos of chicks fucking.

And, you can get paid! Send them your video of the orgy you had (or will be having this weekend) and make $10,000 or more.

Get the camera out, and start fucking, y’all! Do it for tuition… or drugs!

Now, let’s look at some naked girls!

I need to get me a mother fuckin’ sex tape.

Everybody has a sex tape these days, including Jimi Hendrix. You know you’re a badass when you have a sex tape released 40 years after you die, and people are excited about.

I bet Hendrix tears that vagina up.

Tape will be released May 3rd.

Will you watch?

(Source = NME)

If you are really worried about Paris going to jail, sign this petition asap. It reads, “This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn’t hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday. She is distraught and understandably afraid.” LA prosecutors are recommending that Paris Hilton serve a whopping 45 days in jail. Ouch.

Paris Hilton’s attorney, Richard Hutton, issued this statement on her behalf:

“After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.”

Fuck it. I signed the petition. Need a more tangible reason to keep Paris free?