The idea that Eva and Beyonce were going to finger fuck in a Sofia Coppola adaption of Tipping The Velvet had me all juicy and ready to go. Beyonce would look so fucking hot strapping it on for Eva Longoria. Mamamia!

Unfortunately, these luscious stars have revealed this week that they are not performing scissor sex in the Victorian drama. Damnit! Why are female stars so worried about being cast as a lesbian in a feature film? The reality is that it would probably help their career. Lots of female actresses have gone gay for pay and reaped the benefits therein. There’s not as much stigma with taking on a lesbian role.

You might ask, “is there an upside to this upset?” Yes! I’m finding lots of user posted celeb fakes of Eva and Beyonce getting it on. Too funny. Check out all the celeb fakes here.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love stolen sex tapes? I do. I live for celebrity sex scandals. And this Britney/K-Fed/Honeymoon sex video (that was pre-weight gain) has me in a tizzy. Like a lot of surfers, I’ve been doing my regular search on user posted video sites for the Britney tape. Nada.

The minute I have a clip of it, and determine that it’s not fake, I’ll post it here. Bookmark us so that you don’t miss out.

My prediction is that Britney will follow the road paved by other female celebrities involved with sex scandal before her. She’ll weigh licensing the sex tape with Kevin Federline over paying him more in the divorce settlement…and choose porn. Then she’ll make money on the dl and deny it to the public. Hell, Britney will probably cry on tv about the whole experience and tell her fans that she never knew about the tape or the celebrity sites who sell it. Britney’s next album will get a boost from the extra press. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!

So you see, everyone wins with a juicy celebrity sex scandal. …porn site producers, celebrities, the stupid boyfriend, and the public. I love you Britney! Please let us see your honeymoon sex tape!

Warning: Papi’s huge archive of party boy videos will cause premature ejaculation. Keep a jerk off towel handy as you peep in on the hottest gay parties and secret orgy afterparties.

In a sea of gay reality sites, Papi manages to remain original by allowing members to interact/chat with the guys who attend their parties. Their event attendees aren’t models, just hot party guys.

If you want to see more guys getting hard on the dancefloor, check out these free Papi videos. You can thank your favorite hag later. xoxo

Are you into younger guys? 8teenboy is a well organized site full of beautiful twinks with perfect skin. You’ll love their youthful contract models.

Either download their movies to your video ipod or burn to dvd. 8teenboy also sells the physical dvds with discreet shipping. None of the movies are restricted by DRM. All of their gay content is exclusive and original.

As if Olivia and Chloe’s fansign love wasn’t enough, the Miss Femme also gave us some love. I think it’s safe to say that her ample rack made my Friday. Thanks, Femme.

Be sure to bookmark Pornzio.com so you won’t miss the conclusion of this sexy cam battle.

And for the ass lovers, check out the backside…

If you want to see her spank that ass, check out her blog or see her on cam now.

I need to dedicate this post to all the foxy sexperts who have made an impact on my life. I didn’t end up on this road to positive pornography all on my own. I read their sex books early on in life, and I owe them some serious gratitude.

They helped with coming out, fucking, respecting my pussy, and navigating through various sexual politics. Without further ado, here’s a short list of queer sexperts that kick ass.

1. Annie Sprinkle
• Check out her Official Site, Wikipedia Career Summary
• Pic from my favorite sex performance piece “A Public Cervix Announcement.” Miss Sprinkle let people walk up and take a close look at her vagina through a speculum; in an attempt to “demystify the female body.” Yes. Gaping is informative!
  
2. Susie Bright
• Check out Susie’s Blog, Wikipedia Career Summary, and her newest book.
• Here’s one of my favorite photos of Susie Bright with dildos…



3. Carol Queen
• Check out her Carol’s Official Site, Wikipedia Career Summary, and a great article about this cultural sexologist.
• This is one of my favorite photos of Carol Queen. The glasses are off and she’s candid.

Buy their sex education books and/or videos for your girlfriend if you want to take your sexual life to the next level. You can learn a lot from bisexual sexperts. I promise. xoxo

Did it all start with Rappin Granny or Blue Iris from the Howard Stern show? GILF stands for “Grandmother I’d Like to Fuck.” It seems to be fucking everywhere these days.

I swear to god, I’m not searching for GILF action. It’s really NOT my thing. Yet it seems like every time I’m searching for smokin MILF vids, depraved granny videos pop up instead. ack! Even my strap-on seems to get less hard when I come across it. [Drooooooooooop]

For most of us, GILF action the type of niche you watch with your buddies. You gross them out with it. …watching it only to say “aww Sick. Wait. Look at this one. It’s worse! Granny, what are you doing with that zucchini?”

Ok. No judgment here. If you happen to be into saggy boobs, liver spots, and super saggy pussy, then look at Ask Your Granny or Granny’s Place. And to the noobs: just make sure you know what you’re getting into. Once you’ve seen some of this stuff, you’ll never look at Grandma the same way.

I’m not a huge fan of the new wave of smoking sites. None of them compare to the old school smoking photographs. I love vintage girls with natural breasts…wrapped in difficult undergarments…looking glamorous with cigarette holders.

If I’ve peeked your curiosity for free vintage cuties, check out these blogs. If you’re interested in larger archives of vintage videos and erotica, check out this, this, and this.

Have you ever fucked a blow up doll? Don’t worry. I won’t tell on you. I’m sure there are a few of you out there who did it as a joke in college. …just once. …drunk. …and you didn’t like it. Ok, so maybe you liked it a little. Whatever. All I’m sayin is that if you’re goign to stick your beloved penis in a deflated plastic hole, make sure nobody takes pics (or video). [tee hee]

All jokes aside, if you insist on fucking plastic, pick a quality sex toy. Try a Fleshlight or a Real Doll. You’ll feel less lame. Promise.

If you want unlimited hot and sticky (down)loads of the hottest gay releases, check out GayDownloadPass. With thousands of niche titles in their archive, it will keep you busy all weekend long. In fact, start your weekend off by watching these choice man flix now.

You can thank your favorite hag on Monday, boys. xoxo