Category Archives: Sexy

I Miss Linsey Dawn McKenzie

What happened to Linsey Dawn McKenzie after she had a breast reduction (36HH down to a 36DD)? I miss that foxy British babe. I want new photos, videos, lesbian trysts, and blog posts from her. Natural breasts like Linsey’s will never be forgotten. …but she meant so much more to me than just squishy pillows.

Here’s a photo to jugg jog your mamory memory…
Baby, you were never just boobs to me! You mean more to me than squishy pillows...

Crave more of Linsey? Me, too! I want at least one site update from her. I need it. Baby, please give me just a little current content…pleaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee Your fans are sad. In the meantime, here are some older videos of her sweet fucking body that you can see for free.

Bonus: Watch this hardcore video of Ms. McKenzie here.

Miyabi Isshiki’s Hypnotic Boob Dance

Do you like Japanese girls? What about Japanese gravure idol’s with humongous breasts? I saw this fucking video of Miyabi Isshiki playing with her boobs and my mouth was open the entire time. um, er…. There’s no way to explain it without sharing, so here you go.

Click for Video: Miyabi Isshiki Rubs and bounces Huge Boobs for 9 fucking awesome minutes!

If you like what you see, you may be interested in checking out all her non nude DVDs (Mix Juice, Boob!, Boobs Beat, and Meromeron). Make sure your DVD player can play international formats before you purchase.

Here are some free Miyabi Isshiki boob lover videos to get your Friday really pumping: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

Does Eden Enjoy Lesbian Sex?

Please tell me that Eden (of Garden of Eden) loves lesbian sex! I just watched one of her videos and it left my head spinning. This thread is useless without pics, so here you go…
omg let me lick your pussy as you suck on your own breasts!!!

God damn it, I love every ounce of that woman’s body. Her site is mostly softcore, focusing on her soft squishy pillows. Watch her run up and down stairs until her boobs fall out of her top. Enjoy her licking her own breasts without any neck strain. See her take 2 scrumptious minutes lifting her heavy breasts out of her bra cups. It’s just too much for me to handle. I’m so obsessed with curvy women.
oh baby it's so cold outside...let me snuggle deep between your breasts!!!

Dude. Her breasts weigh over 16 pounds (that’s a double H cup, folks)!!!

Amateur Teen in Mirror Shots

I love seeing young girls with confidence taking nude photos in front of their mirror. So cute!

I’m over seeing nude pornstars. Their too fake and used up looking. Give me a real girl any day who’s proud of what they’ve got. I don’t care what your fucking bathroom looks like. Dance for me, girl. Smile at yourself in the mirror and take a nude photo cause you know I want to see it.

If you enjoy self shot amateur porn, check out these free pic galleries:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

Japanese Bikini Babes Dance for You

I’ve come across a lot of really hawt videos lately of Japanese bikini babes. The pic above is of Atsuko Okamoto, btw. Isn’t she sexy? Kinda messy and crazy looking. She’d want to fuck you long after you’d be done. I’d take nodoz to keep up, though. Trust.

Do you like to watch Asian girls dance? Here are some Japanese bikini sluts dancing just for you: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Want more? Check out this flickr group devoted to Asian bikini club photos.

Have fun this weekend. I hope you all get laid by hot Japanese girls. I’m on my way to Japantown in San Francisco, as we speak. xoxo

Beauty and Braces

The industrial sex appeal of a “metal mouth” has not gone unappreciated by the fetish community.

Girls in braces really lend themselves well to BDSM play. Think about it. Their teeth are bound and tightened regularly for perfection. …creating a throbbing pain. During a blow job, there’s a risk of ripping skin. Sometimes braces can rip up the inside of your mouth. A site called Beauty and Braces has this edgy niche on lock.

They’ve got thousands of erotic videos featuring amateurs (with braces) fucking. Curious? Check out free Beauty and Braces galleries here, here, here, here, and here.

You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. xoxo

Emo Celeb Porn

Being a hot celebrity is not all it’s cracked up to be. Money, fame, personal trainers, fans, gift bags, VIP everything… Lindsay works hard for the money, but you can tell she’s still kinda emo. When she’s trippin ballz at her luxury apt, she’s still so alone. [awww]

Whatever… she makes emo look sexy!

Lindsay Lohan = Sexy Emo Lesbo Slut!!! Clearly!!!

So are Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo lesbo cutters or what?

Oh, and more sexy emo pics of Lohan…

Lindsay Lohan = Sexy Emo Lesbo Slut!!! Clearly!!!

You know that this photo series probably has an all-nude lesbo side that hasn’t leaked yet. One can only hope that we’ll get a chance to see those, too.

Lace Boxers…


I know it’s only may, but christmas is right around the corner. I hear women say everyday that men are just so hard to shop for. Well you can go ahead and buy them something I know they’ll love early. The lace boxers. That’s right ladies your men can have ball support, and still look super girly sexy.

Stretch Lace Boxers

Take the comfort, support, fit and function demanded by men, combine it with the sexy allure desired by women and you have Front Underwear.

The stretch boxers are made from nylon lycra lace. They are available in black and white and in 4 sizes: small, medium, large and extra large.

They are currently sold in select shops in Brighton and London for £18 or more. Buy them here for £15.00 per pair.

They are packaged in a small, trendy black box.

Buy Your Lace Boxers Today

May (Pole) dancing

May Day reminds me of the cult-y British film from the 70s, The Wicker Man. Remember that one? Does pagan fertility pole dancing, sacrifice, and nude chicks ring a bell? How about that crazy ass song “And on that tree there was a limb; And on that limb there was a branch; And on that branch there was a nest; And in that nest there was an egg; And in that egg there was a bird; And from that bird a feather came; And of that feather was
A bed…”

Whatevs. On to the nudie film shots from the original Wicker Man. ;)

Nude Scene in Wicker Man Original Movie

Haven’t watched the original in a while? Rent it, bitch. It’s so much better than the remake. Britt Ekland plays the landlord’s daughter in The Wicker Man. In the scene shown above, this highly sexual pagan slut performs a nude dance in her room. She sings and pounds the walls with her nubile breasts and fingers. Her whore energy wakes up the cop in the next room. Loves it.

If you have a clip of this nude dance, please link me to it. I’ve been looking for it for a god damn hour, and I’m dying to watch it. Thanks in advance, pornzio peeps!