Category Archives: Shaved

Girl of the Week… Planet Katie

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I have got to find the planet that Katie lives on. Is there a ship that takes me there? Can I drive there? Do I need a passport to get there? What ever it takes, I will be willing to do it, because I have got to fuck Planet Katie. It doesn’t matter what she does or wears, because she is so damn hot. I like to think of her as every man’s dream or at the very least, my dream. She can be blond, brunette, an office slut, a schoolgirl whore, a sexy nurse, just wearing a skirt and thong, or jeans and a tee shirt, and it doesn’t fuckin’ matter. She’s like a sexy chameleon. I’m usually not one to want to fuck reptiles, with the exception of when I saw Mario Bros. the movie, but I don’t mind what Katie is doing… ever. Wait… yeah, remember Mario Bros. the movie? Well there was one chick in Dinohattan that was so damn hot. I wanted to fuck her until she shed her lizard skin. Yes, I was in the 6th grade when it came out, but I was an early bloomer. I thought I should clear that up for you. Anyhow, I present you with the hotness known as Planet Katie. She’s special, and you should beat to her. I’m going to do that……… now.

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Pulling Aside the Panty Crotch

Olga’s pulling aside the panty crotch to show a happy clam. Awww

Panties aren’t just for teasing anymore, you know. For many, they’re the destination. You can buy juicy panties for $40 these days. Beyond that, there are tons of sites that specialize in cotton panty videos and photographs.

Remember Guys: Every $20 whore with vd goes camo, but the good girl next door always wears panties! Marinate on that for a minute as you watch this, this, and this.

Shave Everywhere…


I came across this halarious new ad campaign for Philips’ Man Shaver. It’s a razor that’s made to shave your dick in balls and not leave you hurtin. I’m glad they finally came out with something that wont rip my dick off…but even happier that they have a sense of humor. Check out this site Shave Everywhere and be sure and go to menu and watch the Music Video. I was rollin. And if you’re into bald pubic regions than here’s a great site for you called ALS Scans

Tila Tequila Naked…


If you haven’t heard the name Tila (Nguyen) Tequila then you were probably in coma or you were living on a deserted island somehow surviving without internet. If you weren’t one of those two things then you are a fucking idiot and someone should take you out back and shoot you in the face. But since we’re nice here at Pornzio we’re gonna help you out.

Tila Tequila is on the cover of stuff magazine this month and is becoming one of the biggest asian pornstars without even doing any porn. She’s a softcore queen and that’s good enough for me. For now anyway. I mean just hurry up and start sucking dick on video. You know you do it anyway…might as well let the world see it.

Well here’s a nice video clip of the photoshoot from Stuff Magazine. Sadly none of that stuff is Tila Tequila Naked, but don’t fret. I took care of you. Playboy already has naked galleries of Tila Tequila. Tila Tequila Naked Playboy Pictures

I also found a few more naked photos of Tila Tequila over at a friend’s blog:
Tila Tequila Fetish Photos
Tila Tequila Web Cam Photos

Hottie Files #1

I was trying to think of a good…maybe even funny…post to write about today. And I couldn’t think of anything. I just kept seeing wet pussy and cocks in hot chick’s mouths. So I just said FUCK IT! I’m just gonna put up some hot ass girls. So here you go. HOT ASS GIRLS. Click the photos for more.

Wanna See More Hot Met-Art Chicks? Check out their full site:

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Feel free to jack off at work to these.

Pornstar Wednesday ( Galore ) …

A lot of my friends are jealous that I work in porn. I mean what young male wouldn’t want to look at chicks sucking dick and pornstars cumming all over other pornstars everyday? It’s not a bad life. And it’s a lot easier for me to keep up with who’s hot in the cum in my mouth industry. So I decided I’d put together a Who’s Hot in the Porn Industry post. Just to help the peeps out that don’t get to read porn news everyday and see all the new porn sites and stars that are out there. Here’s a quick list of some super hot pornstars.

Kate’s Playground

Next Door Nikki

 Jesse Jane

 Ginger Jolie

 Alison Angel

 Lia 19

 Rachel Aziani

 Amanda Lexx

 Dream Kelly

 Linsey Dawn McKenzie

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Some more hot pornstars…but I was tired of cropping photos…sorry.

Raven Riley
Melissa Midwest
Terry Lightspeed
Krystal Steal