May Day reminds me of the cult-y British film from the 70s, The Wicker Man. Remember that one? Does pagan fertility pole dancing, sacrifice, and nude chicks ring a bell? How about that crazy ass song “And on that tree there was a limb; And on that limb there was a branch; And on that branch there was a nest; And in that nest there was an egg; And in that egg there was a bird; And from that bird a feather came; And of that feather was
Whatevs. On to the nudie film shots from the original Wicker Man.
Haven’t watched the original in a while? Rent it, bitch. It’s so much better than the remake. Britt Ekland plays the landlord’s daughter in The Wicker Man. In the scene shown above, this highly sexual pagan slut performs a nude dance in her room. She sings and pounds the walls with her nubile breasts and fingers. Her whore energy wakes up the cop in the next room. Loves it.
If you have a clip of this nude dance, please link me to it. I’ve been looking for it for a god damn hour, and I’m dying to watch it. Thanks in advance, pornzio peeps!
Since I started my day looking at asian porn, I figured I’d just keep that energy flowing. So I found over at Asian Sirens that Yunjin Kim, the asian from lost, is on the cover of Stuff Magazine. All I can really say is FINALLY! I mean the girl is hot, but on the show she’s always wearing jeans and fucking button up shirt. I mean you’re on an island. Lose the clothes and fucking show me some skin. Anyway she finally did somewhere at least. Check out the photos.
Clearly, Raven Riley gives one hell of a handjob herself. That’s a fucking fact. Yet watching Raven jerk off her man with a fleshlight just takes the hotness to a whole other level. Agree? Check out this POV.
Make it nice, baby. Make it nice.
If you have ever wondered why most ninjas tend to be asian. I have the video that will show you the long ancient teaching methods. Doing this everyday will turn you into something so fast and so fierce that you may never be seen again. Be the Ninja!
Click Here to Watch the Video of Boob Ninja
There’s just something about a site that as soon as that homepage loads you just start seeing some action. I knew from the first 2 seconds as I watched miss Elly sucking a fat cock, and playing with her self that this was going to be a winner. I especially love that she just openly shows how slutty she is in her own bio.
“How did I get into the industry: Not by accident! A friend of mine told me that she did a photo shoot and told me how it all went. That kind of turned me on and I decided to go too. I loved all the posing and getting naked in front of the camera, so I immediately decided that the first time wouldn’t be the last. “
Check out Elly Jaine
Now right when I was getting sick of all the world cup girls, and soccer players fucking sluts, wet t-shirt world cup comes along. It’s a great lil viral site. You pick what lady you like, you soak her with water, then you watch her dance around. I mean there’s not much to it, but there’s nothing missing from this site. Not to mention you can win an ipod video if you want to take the time to sign up for some shit.
Check out Wet Tshirt World Cup
If you haven’t heard the name Tila (Nguyen) Tequila then you were probably in coma or you were living on a deserted island somehow surviving without internet. If you weren’t one of those two things then you are a fucking idiot and someone should take you out back and shoot you in the face. But since we’re nice here at Pornzio we’re gonna help you out.
Tila Tequila is on the cover of stuff magazine this month and is becoming one of the biggest asian pornstars without even doing any porn. She’s a softcore queen and that’s good enough for me. For now anyway. I mean just hurry up and start sucking dick on video. You know you do it anyway…might as well let the world see it.
Well here’s a nice video clip of the photoshoot from Stuff Magazine. Sadly none of that stuff is Tila Tequila Naked, but don’t fret. I took care of you. Playboy already has naked galleries of Tila Tequila. Tila Tequila Naked Playboy Pictures
I also found a few more naked photos of Tila Tequila over at a friend’s blog:
Tila Tequila Fetish Photos
Tila Tequila Web Cam Photos
I was trying to think of a good…maybe even funny…post to write about today. And I couldn’t think of anything. I just kept seeing wet pussy and cocks in hot chick’s mouths. So I just said FUCK IT! I’m just gonna put up some hot ass girls. So here you go. HOT ASS GIRLS. Click the photos for more.
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Feel free to jack off at work to these.
A lot of my friends are jealous that I work in porn. I mean what young male wouldn’t want to look at chicks sucking dick and pornstars cumming all over other pornstars everyday? It’s not a bad life. And it’s a lot easier for me to keep up with who’s hot in the cum in my mouth industry. So I decided I’d put together a Who’s Hot in the Porn Industry post. Just to help the peeps out that don’t get to read porn news everyday and see all the new porn sites and stars that are out there. Here’s a quick list of some super hot pornstars.
Next Door Nikki
Linsey Dawn McKenzie
Some more hot pornstars…but I was tired of cropping photos…sorry.
All I can say is finally. You knew it was going to happen. Ashlee Simpson in a sex tape. If anything, this is great marketing from the douche bag dad. I mean the only way he could make ashlee look like she’s better than jessica is to get her some more publicity. And what better way to show up Jessica Simpson’s sexy ass in Dukes of Hazaard. Video Ashlee sucking some dick.
I looked all over for this video, but haven’t found it yet. When I do find it don’t worry you’ll see the Ashlee Simpson sucking dick video for free on pornzio. I seriously have been waiting for her to go down. I really can’t stand her. And already she’s had a hit record, her own show, makeup line who knows what else. She’s no where near as talented as her sister, and is no where near jack off material like her sister.
Although I hate Ashlee Simpson. I’d fuck her. I bet she is the sluttiest bitch in bed. The kind that asks you to cum in her ass and then says “let me taste…let me taste.” I mean that’s the look ashlee has nailed and made her own. She’s never gonna be hot. And everytime she says how nice she is I watch this video and I remember what a fucking bitch she is.
Anyway, Ashlee keep up the good work. I expect you to be like Paris Hilton and that you wont be happy with just one porno film. Keep them coming.