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Ileana / Amea Moretti… Pick an Effin Name

Toph — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:42:16 +0000

This morning I was beating off to one of the hottest teens I’ve ever seen. I decided I should go further, and find more of this chick. So, I google, FTV Ileana… which lead me to Amia Miley > Amia Moretti > Amea Moretti > Amaia Moretti.

All them ridiculously hot, but none of them as young and hot as FTV Ileana. I’d like to think she disappeared after what I’ve posted. Let’s do that.

Since I’m feeling randy this morning, I thought I’d give you guys a motherload, plus a video of her getting fuuuuuucked.

Why? Because this chick has one of the greatest asses ever, she’s sex and I want to put my penis inside of her.

You’re fucking welcome.

(I really need to get back to abnormal shit)

Sarah Peachez Tastes Delicious – Update

Toph — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 21:26:28 +0000

Millions of Peachez… Peachez for me… Millions of Peachez for a free (well, at least here she’s free).

Another chick that caught my over the last week was Sarah Peachez. (I’m going to go ahead and use every obvious joke here, so brace yourself…)

I wanted to open her up and find her seed.
No?
I wanted to bite into fuzzy skin and taste her juices.
Still no?
I wanted to slice her up, put her in a can and eat her for an afternoon snack.
Right… let’s just look at her naked, then!

UPDATE! After discussing it with some peeps, we’ve decided these photos do Peachez no justice. (Dear Sarah, hire new photographers!) Here’s what she looked like when she passed me by. I can’t get her hotness out of my head! She’s on the right, thanks, again, FUBAR.

May (Pole) dancing

lesbodojo — Wed, 02 May 2007 20:06:36 +0000

May Day reminds me of the cult-y British film from the 70s, The Wicker Man. Remember that one? Does pagan fertility pole dancing, sacrifice, and nude chicks ring a bell? How about that crazy ass song “And on that tree there was a limb; And on that limb there was a branch; And on that branch there was a nest; And in that nest there was an egg; And in that egg there was a bird; And from that bird a feather came; And of that feather was
A bed…”

Whatevs. On to the nudie film shots from the original Wicker Man.

Haven’t watched the original in a while? Rent it, bitch. It’s so much better than the remake. Britt Ekland plays the landlord’s daughter in The Wicker Man. In the scene shown above, this highly sexual pagan slut performs a nude dance in her room. She sings and pounds the walls with her nubile breasts and fingers. Her whore energy wakes up the cop in the next room. Loves it.

If you have a clip of this nude dance, please link me to it. I’ve been looking for it for a god damn hour, and I’m dying to watch it. Thanks in advance, pornzio peeps!

Yunjin Kim “lost” her clothes…

CrackaAss — Mon, 18 Sep 2006 19:13:20 +0000

Since I started my day looking at asian porn, I figured I’d just keep that energy flowing. So I found over at Asian Sirens that Yunjin Kim, the asian from lost, is on the cover of Stuff Magazine. All I can really say is FINALLY! I mean the girl is hot, but on the show she’s always wearing jeans and fucking button up shirt. I mean you’re on an island. Lose the clothes and fucking show me some skin. Anyway she finally did somewhere at least. Check out the photos.

Raven Riley Gives Good Fleshlight

lesbodojo — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 00:29:06 +0000

Clearly, Raven Riley gives one hell of a handjob herself. That’s a fucking fact. Yet watching Raven jerk off her man with a fleshlight just takes the hotness to a whole other level. Agree? Check out this POV.
Make it nice, baby. Make it nice.

Boob Ninja…

CrackaAss — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:36:50 +0000

If you have ever wondered why most ninjas tend to be asian. I have the video that will show you the long ancient teaching methods. Doing this everyday will turn you into something so fast and so fierce that you may never be seen again. Be the Ninja!

Click Here to Watch the Video of Boob Ninja

Meet Elly Jaine…

CrackaAss — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 18:50:07 +0000

There’s just something about a site that as soon as that homepage loads you just start seeing some action. I knew from the first 2 seconds as I watched miss Elly sucking a fat cock, and playing with her self that this was going to be a winner. I especially love that she just openly shows how slutty she is in her own bio.
“How did I get into the industry: Not by accident! A friend of mine told me that she did a photo shoot and told me how it all went. That kind of turned me on and I decided to go too. I loved all the posing and getting naked in front of the camera, so I immediately decided that the first time wouldn’t be the last. “

Check out Elly Jaine

Wet Tshirt World Cup…

CrackaAss — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:43:25 +0000

Now right when I was getting sick of all the world cup girls, and soccer players fucking sluts, wet t-shirt world cup comes along. It’s a great lil viral site. You pick what lady you like, you soak her with water, then you watch her dance around. I mean there’s not much to it, but there’s nothing missing from this site. Not to mention you can win an ipod video if you want to take the time to sign up for some shit.

Check out Wet Tshirt World Cup

Tila Tequila Naked…

CrackaAss — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:09:15 +0000

If you haven’t heard the name Tila (Nguyen) Tequila then you were probably in coma or you were living on a deserted island somehow surviving without internet. If you weren’t one of those two things then you are a fucking idiot and someone should take you out back and shoot you in the face. But since we’re nice here at Pornzio we’re gonna help you out.

Tila Tequila is on the cover of stuff magazine this month and is becoming one of the biggest asian pornstars without even doing any porn. She’s a softcore queen and that’s good enough for me. For now anyway. I mean just hurry up and start sucking dick on video. You know you do it anyway…might as well let the world see it.

Well here’s a nice video clip of the photoshoot from Stuff Magazine. Sadly none of that stuff is Tila Tequila Naked, but don’t fret. I took care of you. Playboy already has naked galleries of Tila Tequila. Tila Tequila Naked Playboy Pictures

I also found a few more naked photos of Tila Tequila over at a friend’s blog:
Tila Tequila Fetish Photos
Tila Tequila Web Cam Photos

Hottie Files #1

CrackaAss — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 00:39:18 +0000

I was trying to think of a good…maybe even funny…post to write about today. And I couldn’t think of anything. I just kept seeing wet pussy and cocks in hot chick’s mouths. So I just said FUCK IT! I’m just gonna put up some hot ass girls. So here you go. HOT ASS GIRLS. Click the photos for more.

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Feel free to jack off at work to these.