Category Archives: snatch

I’m Thankful For Eating Pussy

As we approach Thanksgiving, I’m reminded of all the things I’m thankful for. Namely, eating pussy!

With all the talk of turkey and mashed potatoes, it makes me want to remind the public about the delicious taste of pussy. I just feel so blessed when I’m going down on a hot girl with soft skin and her pussy tastes sweet and savory…all at the same time. *blush*

Vagina is the most important meal that you will have tomorrow, as an American. Clearly, if you’re a gay man, this does not apply to you. But seriously, go out and make some lady’s day tomorrow. Grab her snatch and whisper that you can’t wait to give her a clitoral orgasm. Be a giver!

To get you ready for your Thanksgiving feast, I’ve orchestrated a buffet of free cunnilingus videos…just for you. Please enjoy every minute of it.

Free Pussy Eating Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.


Buy The Erotic Smell of Vulva

Smell that fresh juicy pussy. Gotta get me some!

No, I’m not talking about buying a hooker (although, that’s always a good idea). Someone had the brainy dazzle to bottle a scent that smells like juicy puntang. What a delight!

You can buy it here.

Smell that fresh juicy pussy. Gotta get me some!

My favorite line from their site is “VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for y our own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.” And while it’s true that after fucking a lesbo with a sweet pussy, I sometimes forget to wash my hands…I’m not sure if I need to go out and buy a product like this. Maybe I’m an old fashioned dirty girl. *shrugs*

You’ll enjoy watching naked models pose with their product here. They’ve even got videos. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r! xoxo

Girl of the Week… Eve Angel

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Where to start? Eve has been around for a little while, and yet I still can’t stop looking at her. She’s so hot it makes my balls hurt. Seriously, they hurt. I may need to go and get this looked at. It’s not normal, is it? Well, regardless, it’s worth it, because Eve is amazing. She’s a fucking hot Hungarian, who loves to be naked. Isn’t that what we all want: hot, naked Hungarians? Honestly, Eve Angel is arguably the first Hungarian I have ever seen, but if this is a sign of the women there, then I’m moving to Hungry. Think of the limitless amount of Hungry jokes I could use. Eve started fucking at about 17, and we in America had to wait one more year before we could watch it. My favorite thing about Eve is that while she enjoys modeling right now, she aspires to be an archaeologist (note, it’s spelled wrong in the bio:). Cute isn’t it? Dream on Eve, but for right now we’re going to go ahead and excavate your vag. For your viewing pleasure, here’s a mecca of Eve galleries. Just a warning, there may be pop-ups, and there may be spam. I’m sorry, but I didn’t go through them all. Suffice it say, after the second gallery I was finished. Also, for a special treat, and because she’s my favorite, here’s her first screen test. Her pleasure-love sounds may resemble a goat being slaughtered, but seriously, who doesn’t love that?

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Pulling Aside the Panty Crotch

Olga’s pulling aside the panty crotch to show a happy clam. Awww

Panties aren’t just for teasing anymore, you know. For many, they’re the destination. You can buy juicy panties for $40 these days. Beyond that, there are tons of sites that specialize in cotton panty videos and photographs.

Remember Guys: Every $20 whore with vd goes camo, but the good girl next door always wears panties! Marinate on that for a minute as you watch this, this, and this.

Feed Your Appetite…

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It’s not everyday that porn can actually make you hungry. Sure it’ll make you horny, you’ll have crazy wild woman punch me in the face sex, and then you’ll be hungry and have to munch on something. But how often do you look at a snatch and think “mmmm a big mac would really hit the spot right now.” I really had to give this pussy burger a double take. It just screamed McDonalds to me. So I dubb thee McDonald’s new McSnatch.

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Lets not let the fun stop there. Now we’d like to introduce Wienerschnitzel’s famous All Beef Plumper Dog. As you can see above Amanda likes her dog pretty simple. A little mustard and ketchup and she’s ready to gobble this dog deep down her throat.

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Now you know you can’t eat all this food without something to flush it down with. How about a 7eleven Super Big Gulp of only the finest California Cum. It’s been freshly brewed and has received numerous taste tasting awards. If you’re still hungry for the flesh, be sure to read up on The Taste of Porn. And if you’re more the healthy type, why not try a little sushi? Enjoy the meal and if you’ve got more food for me link to it in the comments.