I promised myself this wouldn’t happen again. Yep, I swore there was no way I’d fall in love with another non nude model.

I mean, it just didn’t make sense. The internet was filled with amazingly hot girls happily willing to toss their clothes aside and show us their boobies. Most were even willing to do dirty things with girls… and the special few, well, you know…

So that was it. I was swearing off NN girls completely.

At least, that was until Linds Roxx showed up on my screen. Honestly, I’m not even sure how it happened. It just… happened. And really quickly. Next thing I know I’ve seen every photo the internet will allow, and I’ve even read her blogs. Trust me, you probably don’t want to take that path.

But dear god people, I think I’m in love. Nay, I know I’m in love.

After who knows how many sets later, I went and got a haircut. I don’t know why, I just thought I needed to look better.

Linds Roxx has changed my life to the point where I’m actually considering becoming a member of her site. Can you believe it?! I can’t explain it.

I need to pray.

Find more of Linds Roxx on her site, because, well, she needs the money. Meanwhile, I’ll be walking aimlessly around Texas searching for this amazing girl.

What the fucking fuck?! It’s like every day I wake up and discover a new, ridiculously hot solo girl.

Trust me, I would rather post zombies fucking, or discuss the a new Porn Parody, but they just won’t let me.

Enter Autumn Riley. Enter Boner.

Autumn Riley reminds me of that stripper that always gets away. You know what I’m talking about. You see her on stage, and give her all your money, then next thing you know she’s dancing on some fat tard. Alright, you can be patient, right? So, you decide to get a dance, which sucks really badly. You look over, because you’re finally going to get a dance from the hottest girl, and you’re even thinking, “I could blow $500 in VIP,” and she’s fucking gone. Gone. Where did she even go? Ugh… well, I guess it’s back to the fat tard. At least she gives good head, right?

What a great time for solo girls, huh? Either they keep getting younger and hotter, or I’m getting better at finding them.

Let’s look at the recent discoveries of incredible hotness – XOEve, Little Caprice, Amia Moretti, Karla Spice (she counts), and now Bailey Knox.

Bailey Knox likes to take photos with her nipple covered. She seems fairly new to all of this, so I guess we can forgive her. I guess I can still beat to her. I guess you can all still enjoy hot ridiculously hot she is.

Because… damn… she’s ridiculously hot. I want to introduce Bailey to my mother.

It’s not often that a title of a post is effective just by using a name. By now you’ve come to learn that I try (try) and put some life into it.
But, with Vikki Blows that’s all you need to know.
The exclamation point is there because I feel like it.

Thanks Front. I owe you.

And, stay tuned for what promises to be greatest site in the world – iamvikkiblows.com

I know that the title of this post may not mean much… I mean, there are lots of things I want to put my penis in.

Sometimes I see a one of those Jell-o cups and think, “I sort of want to put my penis in you, Jell-O cup.”

I’m not going to confirm whether or I do it, but I definitely think about it.

Aspen Parker is like a giant sized Jell-o cup. Primed and ready for my penis to be in her.

This is what I like best about Aspen Parker.

Check out more HERE and HERE

Just a month or so ago I was trying to find out who this incredible hot chick was. Today, I can’t stop beating to her.

Little Caprice might be rivaling Karla Spice in my eyes, and in my boners. It helps that she has no problem showing her bacon strip, and getting fucked. Those two things combined equals awesome.

I’d get to beating to her right now if I were you. These types of girls don’t come around often.

Enjoy more here, here and, of course, here.

I seriously can’t get enough of this girl.

I don’t fall in love with porn chicks every day (yes you do). It takes a special lady to get my attention. (no it doesn’t).
It’s not often that I’m running through my RSS feed, and suddenly I find myself with a boner (dude, happens at least 5 times a day).
Ok, fine, parentheses! Yes, I fall in love with a pornstar every day. And, yes, it happens multiple times a day. And, of course each results in a boner.

But Kimberly Kato is damned hot, and really, isn’t that what we’re here for? Geez…

Check out more of her hotness here here and here.

We were talking about movies from our childhood in the office today, when someone brought up Little Giants. Man, I loved Little Giants.

Curious of what happened to Ice Box, the sassy linebacker who was more tomboy than sexpot, I decided to do a little google search. And, after pouring over her IMDB, finding out her name is Shawna Waldron, I discovered she was another actress in a long line ladies taking it off in the captivating Poison Ivy movies. YES!!! FUCK YES!!

How is this not featured in any VH1 Child Star Top 50 countdowns?!

Nevertheless, I bet you can squeeze off a bit of jiz from Shawna Waldron. I know I have… thrice.

Calling all Pervs. Be on the look out for a fucking smoking hot chick showing vag on a train, likely in Europe somewhere.

Seriously, if you guys know the name of this chick let us know.

We need more of her. We need a whole lot more of her.

I’ve worn my peen out these photos, so please, help us.

Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.

I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this

Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.

Christ, I think I found a new love.

(And, if you can’t tell, she’s British)