I don’t fall in love with porn chicks every day (yes you do). It takes a special lady to get my attention. (no it doesn’t).
It’s not often that I’m running through my RSS feed, and suddenly I find myself with a boner (dude, happens at least 5 times a day).
Ok, fine, parentheses! Yes, I fall in love with a pornstar every day. And, yes, it happens multiple times a day. And, of course each results in a boner.

But Kimberly Kato is damned hot, and really, isn’t that what we’re here for? Geez…

Check out more of her hotness here here and here.

Calling all Pervs. Be on the look out for a fucking smoking hot chick showing vag on a train, likely in Europe somewhere.

Seriously, if you guys know the name of this chick let us know.

We need more of her. We need a whole lot more of her.

I’ve worn my peen out these photos, so please, help us.

I got the chance to met Charlie Laine while at a convention here in San Francisco recently.

And, oh my god she’s hotter in person. Rarely do chicks give me insta-boner, but Charlie managed to accomplish that feat.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around her hotness. I’ll continue to beat to her till I do.

I know what you’re asking yourself, “Did you hit on her? Did you fuck her?”

I’m sorry… I can’t even look at you guys right now… I hate myself.

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I know, posting Met Art girls is boring and dumb, but I literally cannot stop beating to this chick. I don’t know what it is about Loreen A that drives my dick so crazy, but damn she’s hot.

My dick is like a zombie when I see Loreen A. It knows what it wants, it will do anything to get it, and the only way to stop it is to cut of its head.

I seriously want to mail order the shit out of Loreen A.

The first time I saw Violet Erotica, I had the same reaction as the Double Rainbow guy. I was shocked, excited, broke down in tears, questioned life, beat off like no tomorrow and finally weeping while beating.

Life rules.

Right, back to Violet. You can catch her doing dirty things on webcam over at OnHerCam, or head over to her site VioletErotica.com.

Since you all seem to be such giant fans of the girl my right hand pretends to be, I thought I’d give you more.

I’m so fucking generous, aren’t I?

Seriously, though, look at Karla Spice‘s tatty’s and that fucking perfect ass.

She is so caca hot.

Check out more Here and Here

Millions of Peachez… Peachez for me… Millions of Peachez for a free (well, at least here she’s free).

Another chick that caught my over the last week was Sarah Peachez. (I’m going to go ahead and use every obvious joke here, so brace yourself…)

I wanted to open her up and find her seed.
No?
I wanted to bite into fuzzy skin and taste her juices.
Still no?
I wanted to slice her up, put her in a can and eat her for an afternoon snack.
Right… let’s just look at her naked, then!

UPDATE! After discussing it with some peeps, we’ve decided these photos do Peachez no justice. (Dear Sarah, hire new photographers!) Here’s what she looked like when she passed me by. I can’t get her hotness out of my head! She’s on the right, thanks, again, FUBAR.

Sorry I’ve been gone so long, friends, but my eyes were seeing the Promise Land. Yes, that’s correct, I saw Sunny Leone and Little Lupe touching each other while wet in a pool.

It’s been about 3 days since, and I’m still rocking a gigantagor boner!

It’s about time these two sexy panthers got together for my benefit.

Thanks, XBiz and FUBAR (I did not do a good job of avoiding terrible photos of myself, bastards)… Now I’m off to beat it!

God damn, Shyla Jennings. I mean… god…. damn. What else can you say about a teen who fucking loves to get naked and stick her fingers deep into her vag?

Nothing!

I bet her vagina smells like turkey out of the oven on Thanksgiving. Which is awesome, because people have called my dick an electric knife. I will cut that vag into pieces of awesome.

Damn, you know it’s a good post, when you beat off while typing it.

Oh, and now I’m getting the sweetest fantasy of Shyla and Karla Spice rubbing muffs.

And… there’s the jizz!

Here are two galleries that will blow your dick off – Link 1, Link 2

Tell me you know who Bryci is. Seriously, just tell me. No? Well, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you hate hot naked chicks? I don’t get it.

While most chicks swim in the kiddie level at the pool, Bryci is diving poon deep off the high dive. (That means she’s fucking crazy hot, by the way.)

For reasons unknown to me, I get really excited when I pull it to Bryci. It’s like my dick is attending a concert for the first time. There’s buying the ticket, the anticipation, the event, then the encore (you can’t just beat once to Bryci, you know).

Now what are you waiting for, check out Bryci’s amazing, naked body and get to whacking.

(For an extra treat – Beat here)