I promised myself this wouldn’t happen again. Yep, I swore there was no way I’d fall in love with another non nude model.

I mean, it just didn’t make sense. The internet was filled with amazingly hot girls happily willing to toss their clothes aside and show us their boobies. Most were even willing to do dirty things with girls… and the special few, well, you know…

So that was it. I was swearing off NN girls completely.

At least, that was until Linds Roxx showed up on my screen. Honestly, I’m not even sure how it happened. It just… happened. And really quickly. Next thing I know I’ve seen every photo the internet will allow, and I’ve even read her blogs. Trust me, you probably don’t want to take that path.

But dear god people, I think I’m in love. Nay, I know I’m in love.

After who knows how many sets later, I went and got a haircut. I don’t know why, I just thought I needed to look better.

Linds Roxx has changed my life to the point where I’m actually considering becoming a member of her site. Can you believe it?! I can’t explain it.

I need to pray.

Find more of Linds Roxx on her site, because, well, she needs the money. Meanwhile, I’ll be walking aimlessly around Texas searching for this amazing girl.

What the fucking fuck?! It’s like every day I wake up and discover a new, ridiculously hot solo girl.

Trust me, I would rather post zombies fucking, or discuss the a new Porn Parody, but they just won’t let me.

Enter Autumn Riley. Enter Boner.

Autumn Riley reminds me of that stripper that always gets away. You know what I’m talking about. You see her on stage, and give her all your money, then next thing you know she’s dancing on some fat tard. Alright, you can be patient, right? So, you decide to get a dance, which sucks really badly. You look over, because you’re finally going to get a dance from the hottest girl, and you’re even thinking, “I could blow $500 in VIP,” and she’s fucking gone. Gone. Where did she even go? Ugh… well, I guess it’s back to the fat tard. At least she gives good head, right?

What a great time for solo girls, huh? Either they keep getting younger and hotter, or I’m getting better at finding them.

Let’s look at the recent discoveries of incredible hotness – XOEve, Little Caprice, Amia Moretti, Karla Spice (she counts), and now Bailey Knox.

Bailey Knox likes to take photos with her nipple covered. She seems fairly new to all of this, so I guess we can forgive her. I guess I can still beat to her. I guess you can all still enjoy hot ridiculously hot she is.

Because… damn… she’s ridiculously hot. I want to introduce Bailey to my mother.

It’s not often that a title of a post is effective just by using a name. By now you’ve come to learn that I try (try) and put some life into it.
But, with Vikki Blows that’s all you need to know.
The exclamation point is there because I feel like it.

Thanks Front. I owe you.

And, stay tuned for what promises to be greatest site in the world – iamvikkiblows.com

I know that the title of this post may not mean much… I mean, there are lots of things I want to put my penis in.

Sometimes I see a one of those Jell-o cups and think, “I sort of want to put my penis in you, Jell-O cup.”

I’m not going to confirm whether or I do it, but I definitely think about it.

Aspen Parker is like a giant sized Jell-o cup. Primed and ready for my penis to be in her.

This is what I like best about Aspen Parker.

Check out more HERE and HERE

This morning I was beating off to one of the hottest teens I’ve ever seen. I decided I should go further, and find more of this chick. So, I google, FTV Ileana… which lead me to Amia Miley > Amia Moretti > Amea Moretti > Amaia Moretti.

All them ridiculously hot, but none of them as young and hot as FTV Ileana. I’d like to think she disappeared after what I’ve posted. Let’s do that.

Since I’m feeling randy this morning, I thought I’d give you guys a motherload, plus a video of her getting fuuuuuucked.

Why? Because this chick has one of the greatest asses ever, she’s sex and I want to put my penis inside of her.

You’re fucking welcome.

(I really need to get back to abnormal shit)

There’s really not much else to say here.

I like Katie Banks’ boobies. A lot.

I don’t have any videos, or links. Just some photos of her boobs, which is awesome.

I guess I could tell a joke?
What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipples for?
It’s Braille for “suck here.”

Ok… one more.
How are woman’s breasts like electric train sets?
They were originally intended for the kids, but Daddy
always winds up playing with them.

Last one…
So a dyslexic walks into a bra…

I see this girl every where. She’s on every girlfriend site, and anywhere hot Asians are.
Yet, I have no idea her name, or how to find more of her.

So, I’m leaving it up to you, Pornzio Readers.

You guys have never failed me.

I believe in you.

Ps… BOOBS!!!

I tried to think of about 10 different titles for this post.

“Karla Spice’s Amazing Boobs Falling Out of Her Dress”

“Karla Spice, I Just Masturbated To You”

“Jizz Everywhere”

“KARLA’S BOOBIES!!!!”

So on and so forth… and the end of the day, there are 3 important things at play here.
1. Karla Spice.
2. Her tattys.
3. In video format.

Let the beatin’ begin!

Just a month or so ago I was trying to find out who this incredible hot chick was. Today, I can’t stop beating to her.

Little Caprice might be rivaling Karla Spice in my eyes, and in my boners. It helps that she has no problem showing her bacon strip, and getting fucked. Those two things combined equals awesome.

I’d get to beating to her right now if I were you. These types of girls don’t come around often.

Enjoy more here, here and, of course, here.

I seriously can’t get enough of this girl.