That’s right, folks. I’d like to take a brief moment to review some of the most awesome (the worst, really) possible sex. You know sometimes the best porn is the type you can pass around to your friends and scream “eww” over. If you can add to our list, please do so in the comments section. You don’t have to admit that you did it, as you’re amongst friends here. I’ll add video examples, for your viewing pleasure.

Scary Rad Sex (in no mother fucking order)…

1. Messy Anal and Sharting

2. Tampon Surprise

3. Oops You Have a Dick Too

4. Sharp Teeth on Dick

5. Oops I Got Horny & Fucked a Rubber Chicken

6. Oops I found Jesus after this Hardcore Scene

7. Oh snap, you put our sex tape on the internet!

8. Eating Your Own Jizz is Kinda Nasty

9. Cum Shot in Eye aka Pink Eye

10. Pornstar Bloopers During Shoot aka Outtakes

11. Drunk Chicks Barfing During Sex

12. Homeless People Sex

I have been wasting so many hours on SwallowSquirt.com. I admit it. I have a grin from ear to ear. The premise? During a sexy 3-way, one of the chicks will ejaculate and the other girl will slurp it up and swallow. *blush* tee hee. Loves it.

That’s right. They serve up fresh 100% female ejaculation every fucking time. It’s refreshing to watch girls truly getting off for a change. There’s no faking it here, folks. Some of these girls swallow a quart of female juice at a time. There’s no way they could do that with a smile, if they weren’t super into it.

Don’t believe me? Check out some of these high resolution squirting vids for free…

New Squirt-Swallow Videos: 1, 2, 3, & 4

I know. I know. I am your favorite lesbian wingman. xoxo, Enjoy!

If you love blow jobs, you should check out bjbattle.com. Vote daily on which girl gives a better blow job. You can leave comments on the different models, help pornstars reach their 15 min of fame, and find endless links re: the art of fellatio. Not only can you vote, but they give suggestions on what positions provide better blowjobs. Now that’s the type of info you want to pass along to the girlfriend/wife-y.

Nearly everything is available for free. The creators of this battle have hundreds of other adult voting sites in their network. I highly suggest checking out boobiebattle, thongbattle, hardcorebattle, and asianbattle. That should keep you busy at work this week. Happy Monday! xoxo

I’m not super competitive, but this Ultimate Surrender site has turned me into a sports fanatic. Ultimate Surrender takes 2 lesbians, strips them down, and makes them wrestle naked. The winning lesbo gets to fuck the looser in any hole she wants. Genius, right?

Now I’m in favor of any sex sport that involves a boob pin.

I love three things more than anything on this great earth…Asian Women…Dirty Sluts…and Playing Pool. There’s nothing better for me. Basically my dream day could involve playing a few games of pool while a couple of asian hotties are under the table sucking me off. That sounds like a wet dream I wish I could have everyday. God damn I came just imaging the possibilities. Okay, well since it’s been a long time since I posted a Free Porn Friday…I’ll go ahead and turn today into Stick and Balls Tuesday. I’ve put together a nice little list of hot sluts playing a game involving putting your balls into holes. Oh and long sticks that go up and down. You like that?

Check out Billiard Porn:

• Crissy Moran plays pool with Charlie Laine
• Tera Patrick bent over a pool table
• Crystal Klein gets hot and bothered playing pool
• Pool table threesome fantasy
• Sophia Rossi gets nude on the pool table
• Dream Kelly strips on a pool table
• Porn Star Billiards
• Teen Lesbians get naked after a game of pool