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I clicked in a room the other day, and found a girl fingerbanging so hard she started squirting all over her bed. This is what we should be watching at work!
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Y’all have a great weekend. Fuck everybody!!
That’s right, folks. I’d like to take a brief moment to review some of the most awesome (the worst, really) possible sex. You know sometimes the best porn is the type you can pass around to your friends and scream “eww” over. If you can add to our list, please do so in the comments section. You don’t have to admit that you did it, as you’re amongst friends here. I’ll add video examples, for your viewing pleasure.
Scary Rad Sex (in no mother fucking order)…
1. Messy Anal and Sharting
2. Tampon Surprise
3. Oops You Have a Dick Too
4. Sharp Teeth on Dick
5. Oops I Got Horny & Fucked a Rubber Chicken
6. Oops I found Jesus after this Hardcore Scene
7. Oh snap, you put our sex tape on the internet!
8. Eating Your Own Jizz is Kinda Nasty
9. Cum Shot in Eye aka Pink Eye
10. Pornstar Bloopers During Shoot aka Outtakes
11. Drunk Chicks Barfing During Sex
12. Homeless People Sex
I have been wasting so many hours on SwallowSquirt.com. I admit it. I have a grin from ear to ear. The premise? During a sexy 3-way, one of the chicks will ejaculate and the other girl will slurp it up and swallow. *blush* tee hee. Loves it.
That’s right. They serve up fresh 100% female ejaculation every fucking time. It’s refreshing to watch girls truly getting off for a change. There’s no faking it here, folks. Some of these girls swallow a quart of female juice at a time. There’s no way they could do that with a smile, if they weren’t super into it.
Don’t believe me? Check out some of these high resolution squirting vids for free…
New Squirt-Swallow Videos: 1, 2, 3, & 4
I know. I know. I am your favorite lesbian wingman. xoxo, Enjoy!
You read that right. And what the hell is wrong with japanese people. I get that they want to be creative and do something completly different. But what’s hot about this? Regardless you must watch it.
Japanese Girl Shoots Milk Out of Her Ass
I was recently introduced to tranny enema painting. Essentially you take a hot tranny and fill her ass with paint. The tranny pulls up her dress and squats on a canvas. She jerks off and blows the paint out of her asshole. Need a visual? Look no further than this video. Porn or Art?
Admit it. You’re slightly upset that you didn’t create this niche/art trend yourself.
Even there are people who jerk off to this, it seems more like art to me. This is the type of art you want to give to an evil boss. When you’re at the holiday party this year and you hear you’re not getting a bonus, think tranny enema painting! He’ll never know that it was made by a tranny’s ass, but you will. la la la
[tranny enema painting] [babe enema painting]
I thought I’d share a couple of accidental facials with the class. There’s something about guys getting jerk off fly aways in their own mouth or eye (on accident?) that makes me laugh. tee hee
Oh, the depravity.
p.s. Is the first guy wearing girls panties? um. Just an afterthought.
Far be it for me to disagree with SugarBank, but here I go… One of my ex girlfriends was a squirter, and fucking her was so much fun. Sure, it’s messy if you don’t lay down towels first. Sure, it can take you off guard if you’re mowing the muff. Bringing your girlfriend to an orgasm so raw that she would loose control and release clear cum all over the bed is quite satisfying.
Let’s forget the discussion on if it’s really urine or cum for a second. Don’t you want to bring your lover to a face clenching, uncontrollable orgasm? Don’t you want to be the favorite lover of each girl you sleep with? Alright-y, then. In this case, it doesn’t matter what female ejaculation is. I’d venture to say that there has not been enough research on this subject to qualify a stance one way or the other.
Bottom Line: hot women getting off is a good thing! If you haven’t fucked a juicy squirter yet, put an ad on Craigslist or create a profile on AFF. I dare you. You can thank me later. xoxo
Every guy loves cumming all over a girl’s face. It’s a fact. To feel that tingly sensation, and then watch it fly all over her face and just drip down her slutty neck. It’s the best way to end an orgasm. Any guy that says he’s not into it is a fucking liar, and he’s just trying to be the “I’m respectful to women and would never do that” bullshitter. But there are a few girls out there that get to have their revenge on us, facializing men. These girls are referred to as “Squirters.” If you’re into almost drowning in your girl’s cum. These girls are for you. If not, you better watch out when you’re going down on your girl for the first time. You might drown.
Here are a couple of other squirting sites that are worth a look.
See Her Squirt