I know what you’re saying, “Holy shit, Pornzio, what the hell are you doing back? I’ve all but forgotten about you.”
It’s purely selfish, I assure you. And it’s mainly to promote Pornzio.com/m, the first mobile only adult search engine. It’s actually pretty sweet, so check it out and beat to the results when you have a chance (like after you’ve pooped… wait… if a “blumpkin” is getting head while you’re shitting, what’s the term for jerkin’ while you’re pooping? Jumpkin?)
Of course, we won’t just talk about ourselves here, no no… Once I hit publish, we’ll start writing about all the things that make a porn blog great (aka naked people).
Happy to have you back.
PS… Eva’s vagina is pretty… I’d like to go camping there.
You all know I have an asian fetish, but you may not know that I fucking love chicken. I know you’re thinking…WTF? But I really love me some chicken. So today I got sent General Tso’s Hoes. I land on the homepage and what do I see. Hot naked asian chicks…which is normal. But sitting like a god amongst his pornstar slaves…was a big plate of chicken. It’s so fucking random it’s perfect. I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE. There are other asian porn lovers who also enjoy chicken. Does that mean I’m not weird, or that there are just some really fucked up people like me out there? Whatever. Check out some new asian porn at General Tso’s Hoes. And if that’s not enough you can check out the Kung Pao Pussy, Mr Chews Asian Beaver, and/or Kung Foo Bitches
I’ve always had a fantasy of fucking a body builder chick. I mean there’s something about a woman that has muscles bigger than yours and her ripped up muscular vagina can squeeze your dick so hard the head wants to just squirt all over the place. I know I’m a freak…but still…I’ve always found something really hot about it. Sadly though I’ve never been able to find any actual porn with body builder chicks. Well I tell you now this…BODY BUILDER PORN IS ALIVE.
If bodybuilders aren’t your thing then it’s okay…I got something for you too. How about just getting some action at the gym. No manly women…just good ole fuckin and suckin in a place that bodybuilders attend? Work for you? I thought it would. enjoy Oh wait! You have to watch hot asian volleyball players abusing naked asian guys. Good stuff.
You already know that I think Masumi Max is one of the hottest women alive. But after watching this behind the scenes video of a photoshoot with Bianca Beauchamp…she seems like one of the coolest chicks in the world to hang out with. I love when super hot girls seem really cool and funny. I want to get drunk with Masumi. Can anybody make that happen?
We’re all big kids. I miss being in school and the hardest thing I had to do was pick out what color crayola I wanted to color the pig’s tail with. Well we can now we can all be a big perverted kids. Melcher Media has come up with a full on hardcore sex book with animated pop up sections. Check out this video and watch it in action. Then buy it for every one of your perverted friends for christmas.
As I watch this I’m standing up and clapping my hands. I mean Guage does a fucking handstand and plops her asshole right on this ugly fucker’s…wearing socks…cock. That is fucking impressive. Bravo…Bravo! Handstand Anal Fucking Video
So let me get this straight. This photo set is Raven Riley, the hottest slut in the porn industry. And Kat Young, the adorable asian cutie who’s making a big name for herself making out and eating each other out. Is this too good to be true? I mean the only thing that could make it better is if it was another…maybe a little hotter asian with the goddess raven. Maybe someone like Mika Tan or Avena Lee. I mean my dick would be jumping up and doing cart wheels then. Regardless it’s hot shit.
I don’t know how I get by without fleshbot. Today they sent me over to LuckiCharms, a “modeling agency”. Well that’s what they call it. I call it sluts that will take off their clothes for money. So I guess that makes them strippers. Never thought about that before. What is the difference between a model who gets butt naked for a big billboard in time square and a chick that shows you her boobs for a dollar in a strip club? Is it that the model gets paid tons of money to get naked? So you have to hit a certain dollar limit to be considered a model if not you’re just a stripper? Ponder on that. And while you’re pondering check out the hot sluts on LuckiCharms. There are some hotties on here from pretty much every state in the U.S. of A. Some though, say they’re not available for nude shoots. Can’t win em all I guess.
I know this site is normally about porn, but today it’s about some hot ass japanese girls. More specifically the girls in the running for Miss Universe Japan 2006. Now a couple of these girls I don’t find all that tasty, but I’d still put it in all of them. And the site is pretty fucking sweet as well.