Okay this one is a little weird just because there is no sound.  But that’s okay, CrackaAss will help you out.  I like to call this…80′s meets horrible plot porno in japan.

The asian nurse in the middle…we’ll call her Meg (cause that’s real japanese) is the RN.  She’s going to teach the wannabe nurses how to revive a flacid penis.  The man lying on the bed has been in coma for the past 6 years.  The doctors have realized that if they don’t make this man cum that he’s going to die.

Luckily Meg has been trained in the art of “swallowsmallcock” which may be the only thing that can help this man.   So Meg begins the procedure.  She gets going, and you can’t really tell from the video, but this guys cock gets hard.  The blur kinda fucks that…but you can tell from how happy the other nurses are and how they begin to nod their heads.  So Megs going at and then all of a sudden she yells to a nurse “GIVE ME A RAG!” this dudes cum taste like shit.  Meg expected this since she’s been feeding him nothing but shitty hospital food through a tube…but still.  It’s a whole different ball game when it’s actually in your mouth.

So Meg feels good about herself.  She just saved a man’s life but sucking on some cock, and the world is a better place.  Dude’s still in a coma but hey…at least he got some.  The End

Watch the video for yourself

Yes you read right. A bra that turns into a fucking shopping bag. What will the japanese think of next. I mean not only is this a bag and a bra, but the bag part is hidden in the bra as extra padding. That’s right ladies…make your boobs look bigger…then go shopping. Done and done. I found this over at sexblo.gs but if you read japanese you can go ahead and read it from the source at triumph international japan.

So when lesbodojo wrote about Jordan Capri going hardcore it wasn’t bullshit. Today they released a photoset of a hotel blowjob. What a lucky lucky man. Anyway here it is. Jordan Capri sucking cock. There are actually 2 galleries. They are almost identical, but looks like there might be like one or two different photos in a set. I just didn’t want you guys to miss out. And if her sucking cock isn’t enough here’s a hot ass strip tease video.
Gallery 1 of Jordan Capri with cock in her mouth

Gallery 2 of Jordan Capri sucking dick

After Salma Hayek decided to take off her top on ugly betty I’ve found myself just looking at nothing but hot mexican porn. First it was 8th Street latinas, then border bangers, then dirty latina maids, and then like magic this beautiful goddess found her way on my screen. Wearing her sexy ass pink knee highs and some ugly ass high heels. Oh and don’t forget the little schoolgirl skirt. God damn. Enjoy this sexy mexican ass.

Now this is going to be on the wall of every super nerd dorm and/or office cubical. Nerdcore brings video games and hot women together for the nerds of the world. Well…and the pervs like me that are into video games. So…ummm…well…yeah all of us are going to love this shit. Get your Nerdcore Calendar today.

I’m not sure if I’ve ever told you this, but I’m really into asian women.  I’m also really into eyes.  So when you can mix a fucking sexy asian women with beautiful colored eyes.  You’ve got yourself a “Jack off til you come on the screen” kinda woman.  That’s what Jennifer Lee is.  She’s just perfect.  I’m sure you’ll agree.  Check her out here and here are some videos of Jennifer Lee.

I just saw this photo over at Boobie Blog and had to post it on here. It just makes me happy in a weird perverted way. I felt that the photo wasn’t enough though so I did a search for Donald Duck porn and was a little freaked out to find a Hairy Pussy Cutie rubbing on ole Donald. There was also a really fucking weird photo of Donald shooting his own load into his own mouth. I’ll stop there cause that’s just weird.

I’m telling you guys Flickr is just the place for porn.  There’s no denying it.  Today a Dirty Hippie sent me a link to merkley???‘s photo set called girls on sofas.  At first read I was like ummmm why do I want to look at girls on a sofa?  But I was happily surprised to see that the girls are actually really hot chicks that are naked and in hot and sexy poses.  It’s pretty sweet.  Not to mention the guy is an amazing photographer.  His ability to create a series is also very apparent as you’ll see.  But don’t stop with the sofas.  Be sure to check out his other sets that share the same professional sex appeal.  chicks , picks , noods , doods , SkyCam , deitadinha , symmetry , #1′s

Check out Girls on Sofas

I’ll post halloween porn goodness later, but I just saw these cards that Violet posted on her site.  So fucking hot I had to share.  Hope you enjoy.

Sexy Halloween Cards from Hegre Art

I have to say most of the time, when a pornsite doesn’t have a girl sucking a cock. I’m not a fan. I refuse to be. I need some hardcore action. That is unless I see a girl that is just drop dead gorgeous. Today I found Jenny Reid. Jenny is pretty much what I look for in a little teen slut. She’s got a great body and those small little titties. Pretty much her nipples make up her entire boob. But that’s okay, cause when it comes to hot young sluts. That’s what it’s all about. Well that and a bald ass pussy. And she’s got that too. Here’s what she says:

Hey guys, my name is Jenny and I just turned 18 I have always dreamed about being a model, to be well known in the modeling industry. Unfortunately I’m too short! I found out that in order to be an internet model, I don’t have to be tall and being online is a very interesting and entertaining business, so this is why I got this site up, I hope you’ll enjoy it.

Check out Jenny Reid. I’ve gone ahead and put together some galleries for you.

Jenny Reid in her black see through panties
I love Boy Shorts especially Jenny Reid’s
Jenny Reid’s tight little ass
Lady in Red

If you need more Uncle Sergei has a few more