Category Archives: Stripper

Fuck A Stripper

There’s one thing I haven’t done, and it’s fucked a stripper. Well, wait, I have fucked a stripper, I mean, I dated one, but that’s not the same. That’s easy. I’ve had them beat me off in the VIP room, which is easy, too.

But, I’ve never picked up a stripper that night, taken her home and let her fuck me till the poop comes out.

Thankfully, I can beat off to other people’s feats, until I’m able to bring that stripper home. Actually, if you know me, you’ll know I always say make sure to go to her place. In a stripper’s case, that’s absolutely true. You don’t want that level of crazy knowing where you live.

Unfortunately, you won’t see how he’s able to get this stripper home, since he goes from asking “Have you ever been in a music video,” to getting his dicked sucked. Actually, maybe I’ll try that next time.

Check out more of Hannah Harper here, here and here.

Carson Daly Gets Strip Tease from Dita

The lovely Dita Von Teese was on Last Call with Carson Daly doing what she does best. Getting Naked.
Dita is so fucking hot!!!

See the whole video here.

Many call Dita the “Queen of Burlesque”. She has an unforgettable look that lends itself well to glamour and fetish photography. Beyond her image, you’ll see a confidence and control that is rare to find in erotica. I suppose it’s only natural that she’d be confident after a decade on stage. Her faux vintage fetish videos are what I love the most. ….or her spreads in Playboy magazine.

Intrigued? I’ve got some other free Dita videos for you to watch: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10.

I’m in love with a stripper

Well, not really. It’s just that nothing puts a smile on my face more than a talented stripper. Ever crushed out on one? I certainly have.


About 5 years ago, I was way into this stripper @ The Pink Poodle in San Jose. I would go in alone after work at least once a week to see this dancer. She was a total MILF and very curvy. Actually, just top heavy. Her big natural breasts were fucking amazing. Aside from all the pole dancing and asshole tricks she could do (don’t ask), she had this one boob sucking trick that was a complete show stopper.

I’ll explain. She would start off by slowly massaging her breasts and licking her own nipples. Then she’d take one of her full boobs, suck in most of her own areola and let go of it with her hands. Her huge G cup breast would be held up by sheer suction power! You might be saying “wtf” right now, but I swear you would have shot a load just seeing it. No hands! Ah, those were the days.

She probably doesn’t strip anymore, but I never forgot her act. She is why I love strip clubs so much. These days, I’m more into the Hustler Club in San Francisco. The girls there can really fucking work a pole upside down. All their girls do pilates and have a strong dancing background. If you haven’t been and you have the chance to, go for it. They also do a breakfast & lapdance special on certain days. Check out their website for more info.

I’m dedicating this post to all my favorite strippers who got my rocks off after a hard day’s work. Thank you, ladies!

And guys, enjoy a ton of free stripper porn…

Stripper Pics: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6.

Stripper Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6.

Make sure to visit a strip club this week. My favorite strip club database is tuscl.com (which stands for The Ultimate Strip Club List). You can search awesome user reviews of strip clubs worldwide. It’s been around forever.

I hope this post has been helpful. Throw a $1 at a local stripper for me! xoxo, lesbodojo

Pornzio’s Cam Model Fansign Battle Continues

As if Olivia and Chloe’s fansign love wasn’t enough, the Miss Femme also gave us some love. I think it’s safe to say that her ample rack made my Friday. Thanks, Femme.

Be sure to bookmark Pornzio.com so you won’t miss the conclusion of this sexy cam battle.

And for the ass lovers, check out the backside…

If you want to see her spank that ass, check out her blog or see her on cam now.

San Francisco Treat…


Ever since I moved to San Francisco I always get the “so are you gay now” crap from the ignorant fools that have never been here. Obviously that shit is so annoying so I think I’ve come up with a plan for a few redneck friends from Texas that will be visiting in a few weeks. I read today that Allenina, a pretty famous asian tranny pornstar, will be stripping at a strip club here in San Francisco. I think I’ll set like this. I think we’ll make it a normal strip club hop. I’ll get them pretty drunk before we end up at Club Paree, the only tranny strip club I’ve ever heard of. I’m hoping since there are going to be big fake boobls flooping around that they don’t even notice the lil cocks hoppin around. I’ll sit them down and get them dances right away and see how they react. It should make for an outstanding night. I wish strip clubs let you take photos.

On another note check out this Allenina chick. You can’t tell me if you saw her dressed, like the top photo, at a bar that you wouldn’t try to hook up. You’d hope she’d be upfront with the cockness, but if you made it home that would just be the weirdest thing ever. I mean some people say they wouldn’t fuck a fat chick and tell their friend. How do you feel about going home with a chick that had a dick?

Hope to see you at the Strip Club and if you’re into the cock behind the curtain thing check out Tranny Surprise or Tranny Trouble