Ever get aroused by a fucking hot mess? Ya. Tell me about it. Sometimes crazy girls with issues are just sexy. I have this notion that they fuck better. Half of my ex girlfriends were nutty bonanza with a side of crazy pills…and fucked like champs!

This post is dedicated to all the girls with a wild look in their eye, prescription downers, and daddy issues. I love you, baby.

Free Vids Featuring Crazy Chicks that Suck Dick: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Yes, my friends. This is the most creative porn I’ve seen in a while. Fucking Etch-A-Sketch Suicide Girls! wtf?!

That just shows so much imagination. You’d probably have to be very careful when you’re propping it up, as to not erase your porn. …or maybe just jack off over it? Check out this other sketch he did of the late Anna Nicole Smith…

I’m such a nerd for this type of artistic porno. Do you think he’d do an Etch-A-Sketch of me if I sent him a sexy photo? That would be so hot. Check out this etchasketchist’s full portfolio on flickr.

You may remember that I love candy and porn. I came across this Suicide Girl who’s sporting a candy bikini. Give me a candy clad lesbo any day of the week. I’m happy.

Theme Song by Beastie Boys: “She’s crafty, she gets around, she’s crafty, she’s always down…”

If you love the idea of eating out the crotch of a bikini, you should also look at this and this.