That’s right, folks. I’d like to take a brief moment to review some of the most awesome (the worst, really) possible sex. You know sometimes the best porn is the type you can pass around to your friends and scream “eww” over. If you can add to our list, please do so in the comments section. You don’t have to admit that you did it, as you’re amongst friends here. I’ll add video examples, for your viewing pleasure.

Scary Rad Sex (in no mother fucking order)…

1. Messy Anal and Sharting

2. Tampon Surprise

3. Oops You Have a Dick Too

4. Sharp Teeth on Dick

5. Oops I Got Horny & Fucked a Rubber Chicken

6. Oops I found Jesus after this Hardcore Scene

7. Oh snap, you put our sex tape on the internet!

8. Eating Your Own Jizz is Kinda Nasty

9. Cum Shot in Eye aka Pink Eye

10. Pornstar Bloopers During Shoot aka Outtakes

11. Drunk Chicks Barfing During Sex

12. Homeless People Sex

Okay I spend a ton of time on Fucd.com, and obviously you should too. This guy has some of the craziest porn videos I’ve ever seen. Most of them are japanese. Cause lets face the japanese are just fucking weird. But this one isn’t japanese. It’s 2 fat white people. 1 of those white people thinks they are a swamp monster (since he’s wearing a mask and yelling), and the other just lays in the mud and lets the dude fuck her. Oh did I mention they were fat. I think her belly is just flopping in this one. Hard to tell with all the mud flowing into her pussy with every pump. Anyway you have to check this one out.

Swamp man fucking fat chick