It’s not often that a title of a post is effective just by using a name. By now you’ve come to learn that I try (try) and put some life into it.
But, with Vikki Blows that’s all you need to know.
The exclamation point is there because I feel like it.

Thanks Front. I owe you.

And, stay tuned for what promises to be greatest site in the world – iamvikkiblows.com

Boobs, Tattoos and, uh, Cats. Girls got a face like murder’s tumblr should have beating off pretty regularly.

She posts photos you want to see, but were too lazy to find on your own. Plus, every once in a while, she’ll post her boobs, which, is a treat.

Enjoy, suckas.

The first time I saw Violet Erotica, I had the same reaction as the Double Rainbow guy. I was shocked, excited, broke down in tears, questioned life, beat off like no tomorrow and finally weeping while beating.

Life rules.

Right, back to Violet. You can catch her doing dirty things on webcam over at OnHerCam, or head over to her site VioletErotica.com.

How has Joanna Angel not started a band by this name?

As y’all know, nothing gets our dicks dancing better than Alt Girls, and Joanna is the queen of Alt Girls. Joanna isn’t just another pornstar, either. She’s a fucking legend. Not only does she direct and star in her shit, but she is the brains behind the Burning Angels, the internet’s leading AltGirl sites.

Oh, wait… did I mention that she’s fucking hot as hell? Beating off to Joanna is a damn treat.

I tell you what though… Joanna can’t steal lemons for shit.

Catch Joanna up in Vegas at the XFanz Show June 10-11th, too.

Everyone knows I like celeb gossip more than any straight dude should, so the fact that I’m throwing my hat so late into the Jesse James – Michelle “Bombshell” shitshow is a bit depressing. What?! Is it my fault Pornzio has been away for a year? (Maybe)

When news came out about Jesse James fucking Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, my first thought was, “How’s Ashley Madison going to spin this for PR?” In case you missed it, Ashley Madison offered Tiger $5 million to be their spokesman in yet another genius move.

Needless to say, no one was surprised when “Bombshell” popped up on the great cam site, OnHerCam. Nor were we surprised to find out she’s a Nazi who has been fucking ol’ dude for almost a year. Kudos to OnHerCam for promoting the shit out of her, though. Pretty damn genius.

In other news, I should make sex with Sandra Bullock.

See her fingerbanging herself on OnHerCam – Video

Aight…I know it’s been forever since I’ve posted a free porn friday, but it’s time to bring it back. I mean what else should you be doing on friday? Anyway…I’m pimpin my hawk these days so I figured I’d do a free porn friday punk edition. Hope you’re into it. If not…hit me up in comments and I’ll hook you up with a customized free porn friday. late

Check out God’s Girls and also the Preview Video

The craziest thing about it is that I actually know one of the girls that got featured in the magazine. BettyLipstick is one of the hottest women I’ve met since I moved to San Francisco and once you check out the photos you will surely agree with me. It’s hard to rag on myspace when there are this many hotties just ready to take their clothes off on the site. I mean check out this gallery of girls that submitted photos just to be looked at for the playboy shoot.

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Anyway, here’s some hot sexy erotic and sometimes nude pin-up photos to get the blood flowin down under. Enjoy