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Meet Natalie Sparks…


We’ve all heard of the queen, Kate from Kate’s Playground, but she’s branched out and started promoting her own girls now. The first of many to come is the sexy slut that goes by the name of Natalie Sparks. I’ve taken the liberty of putting a few photos together for your perverted eyes.



I hope you enjoy. And don’t worry, she’ll start sucking a fat cock soon enough. They always do.

Check out Natalie Sparks “the web’s newest teen sensation”

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Free Teen Slut Photos…

Who doesn’t like to see young girls doing bad things? If you answered yes to that question go ahead and go to another site cause that’s what we’re all about. I came across a site that’s just that. Real girls taking photos of themselves showing ass and titties. No big time porn, but I think you can use your imagination. Free Teen Porn

If you do want some good teen porn though check these out:
Club Seventeen
Couples Seduce Teens
Try Teens

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What makes a blonde so slutty?


Is there not just something perfectly nasty about a platinum blonde slut with fake titties? I mean, what says “I am totally fuckable” more than a cute blonde chick with a great rack. It’s no wonder there are so many little blonde sluts out there. My ex’s sister was like this. She already had a cute, slender frame and naturally blonde hair. But then she moved to Florida, became even more blonde and got an enormous set of tits. Too big really, but who am I to complain? Now she’s the type that I would totally like to fuck a few times just to see those tits from every angle and then send on her merry way because she’s a little blonde slut. I won’t even go into the implications of fucking the sister of someone you’re dating. It’s a great idea as long as she keeps her fucking mouth shut. Speaking of fucking little blonde sluts from every angle, you should check out Blonde Bangers and Hot XXX Blondes. They have got some of the cutest blonde fuck sluts I’ve seen in a while. There’s even a couple in there I might keep around more than a few days.

Here are a few more platinum blonde sluts with fuck me appeal
Hot skinny blonde babe having sex in these hardcore action pictures
Bigtit blonde babe gets her shaved pussy fucked hard
blonde cock slut gobbles mondo dick then fucks hardcore

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Fucking Machines for Christmas…

My favorite day is saturday. I love saturday cause of my weekly morning time activity. I wake up,give a lil stretch, go to the kitchen, pour a bowl of cheerios, sit down, turn on my cartoons, and then put my dick in my girl’s mouth. There is nothing better than just sitting there enjoying my cereal and my cartoons, and getting pleasure at the same time. I mean it’s right up there with getting a massage and getting jacked off at the same time. You can’t beat doing nothing at all and still getting to cum.

This weekend I started to feel a lil bad that my girl was giving me this pleasure, and I wasn’t giving her anything in return. So it got me thinking. What can I do for her…that she can just sit there and do nothing…and it still get her off. Nothing came to mind until this morning. When I ran across a magnificent site called Fucking Machines. When you see it you’ll know what I’m talking about, but it’s perfect. I can buy her a chair that she can sit next to me while I’m watching my cartoons and be getting rammed by a massive dildo. And all without me sacrificing my cheerios. Love it.


It’s like that machine is just rocking her to sleep.


Screaming is a good thing.


This looks like a super soaker 5000 machine gun. I want one.

So check out some machines ramming things into tight pussies and making them scream
Fucking Machines

There are also a few galleries of fucking machines in the Video and Image pages of pornzio as well. Check em out.

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Hottie Files #1

I was trying to think of a good…maybe even funny…post to write about today. And I couldn’t think of anything. I just kept seeing wet pussy and cocks in hot chick’s mouths. So I just said FUCK IT! I’m just gonna put up some hot ass girls. So here you go. HOT ASS GIRLS. Click the photos for more.

Wanna See More Hot Met-Art Chicks? Check out their full site:

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Feel free to jack off at work to these.

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Pornstar Wednesday ( Galore ) …

A lot of my friends are jealous that I work in porn. I mean what young male wouldn’t want to look at chicks sucking dick and pornstars cumming all over other pornstars everyday? It’s not a bad life. And it’s a lot easier for me to keep up with who’s hot in the cum in my mouth industry. So I decided I’d put together a Who’s Hot in the Porn Industry post. Just to help the peeps out that don’t get to read porn news everyday and see all the new porn sites and stars that are out there. Here’s a quick list of some super hot pornstars.

Kate’s Playground

Next Door Nikki

 Jesse Jane

 Ginger Jolie

 Alison Angel

 Lia 19

 Rachel Aziani

 Amanda Lexx

 Dream Kelly

 Linsey Dawn McKenzie

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Some more hot pornstars…but I was tired of cropping photos…sorry.

Raven Riley
Melissa Midwest
Terry Lightspeed
Krystal Steal

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Pornstar Wednesday…

I missed last Wednesday’s Pornstar day, and for that I truly apologize. To make it up to you though. I have a prime choice of meat here for you. This week we honor the down under veteran, Jodie Moore , and the very new super hottie from the Lightspeed Clan, Mandy Lightspeed.

We’ll go ahead and start with the thunder from down under, Jodie Moore. Jodie is by far the craziest pornstar I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing naked. Her career is typical to most pornstars; started out as a stripper in Australia, moved into modeling, and before you knew it she was naked on screen with a cock in her mouth. The usual. The very Unusual part about Jodie Moore is the fact that in 2001 she decided that she was tired of getting stuck by the man. And that she was going to take a stand and stick it to the man for once. In 2001 she declared herself a candidate for political office. Early in the year she ran for local legislator in the Queensland state elections, then later on she ran in the Federal Elections for Australia’s equivalent of the U.S. Congress. She garnered 5% of the vote in these elections, and she’s quick to point out that that was more than the Oz version of the Republican Party! The next on her list is the Lord Mayor of Brisbane Australia, the Largest city in Australia and the biggest direct election in that country. She is also running the Senate in Australia in 2004.

I can guarantee that if you have 4 pictures of people to vote for. Bob, John, Derrick and super hot blonde pornstar, Jodie Moore , that you’ve already seen with a dick in her mouth. I’m voting for the cock sucker.

Now onto this hot young teen named Mandy Lightspeed. Mandy is a bit of a mystery. What is it with these young new pornstars that don’t want to tell anyone about themselves. Here’s what it says on her site: “Hi Guys! I’m Mandy Lightspeed and I hope you like my site!! I always thought I was just a regular, nice girl, but when I moved away for college, I discovered that nice girls could be naughty too J. I’m 5’7’’, blonde and have brown eyes. Most of the guys…and girls…I’ve fooled around with have said that my smile is what they like best…although every time they say that they were staring right at my perky boobs…hehe J. I was surfing the Internet a few months ago and saw an ad from Steve Lightspeed. The thought of getting naked on camera and getting a chance to fool around with the other Lightspeed Girls was just too good an opportunity to pass up! I was so happy when I got the news that I’d been chosen to be one of the new Lightspeed Girls! I hope you’ll love my pictures and videos as much as I’ve loved posing for them!!” Now I don’t know about you? But that sounds like the worst biography I’ve ever heard. I guess I just expect more than perky tits and a shaved pussy these days. Ah Well…at least she’s hot as fuck.

Veteran Jodi Moore vs Rookie Mandy Lightspeed who do you think would win in a chinese dildo throwing star match?

Jodie Moore:

vs

Mandy Lightspeed:

More Galleries of these sexy blonde pornstars:

Jodie Moore Sucking and Fucking
Jodie Moore Taking Two Cocks

Mandy Lightspeed’s First Lesbian Kiss
Mandy Lightspeed and friends

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Free Porn Friday…

Friday couldn’t cum soon enough this week. This week we’re thanking our good friends at bang bros. I mean they have always had the best quality of porn. Even when they got started with their first site BangBus. And not to mention they keep coming up with new stuff like: Busty Adventures, Ball Honeys, and Big Tits Round Asses. I mean they pride themselves on great jack off appeal. And when it’s time to bring my lil boy out of the pants. They are the first ones i think of. Well not them but the chicks they video. You know what I mean. Hope you enjoy some treats I picked out for you this week.

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Check out all that Bang Bros have to offer

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Cum can hurt the kidneys…

After reading this article over at the Northwest Kidney Center it made me scared for every pornstar that’s ever worked with the master Peter North. Could he have single handedly been causing kidney problems for women all these years. Apparently. A bit from the article:
Proteins need to be broken down by the body into amino acids, and waste products filtered out of the bloodstream and excreted. Eating too much protein is believed to put too much strain on the body’s ability to deal with waste products, particularly in people who already have a kidney problem.

Basically this man has been shooting massive loads of protein all over and in girls for decades. Just look at some of these loads below. One is how does a girl consume that much spunk, and the other is how does this man produce a milk carton worth of cum. At least one of those secrets have made their way on the street. He has pills. Like fucking pornstar steroids that make you shoot massive loads. So beware ms. new female pornstar. Beware.

To all the female pornstars out there that have dealt with Mr. Peter North’s massive cum glory. I’d like to send you a free bottle of cranberry juice just to make sure your kidneys stay safe.



More cum than you can swallow in one gulp

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Amateur Galleries @ JuicyGoo.com

I realized today that I don’t put enough gay posts on Pornzio. So for today I figured I’d start with a Massive Amount of Goo. Our friends over at Fleshbot.com found this gay porn site and it has it all. Here’s what they say about themselves: “The GooGabberTM blogs, blabs, babbles and busts about gay porn, gay porn stars, and all things gay in the only blog you can flog your log to! Where Political Correctness takes a back seat to Cock ‘n’ Balls!

Fleshbot is a big fan and had this to say about JuicyGoo: In case you don’t check for updates at the inestimable JuicyGoo as obsessively as we do, we thought we’d let you know that there’s a new collection of amateur twink photos up as of this week, thus bringing the total of wankworthy galleries on the site to somewhere near the umptyjillion mark. If you’ve never visited the site before, we promise it’ll take you at least through the weekend to click through the archives to check out what you’ve been missing all this time—assuming your wrist holds up, that is,

JuicyGoo: Gay Porn Picture Gallery

If that’s not enough for you…there are always the hardcore videos over at Boyscasting.com

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