I was recently introduced to this amazing underwater fucking fetish. I am already a fan. Women (with long hair especially) look so beautiful just swimming nude. Also, the lack of gravity lends itself to creative fucking. Endless positions… Bonus!

For scuba sex safety tips and vaginal after-care click here.

For underwater sex videos go here.

Have a great weekend, folks. Happy Jerking!

I’m so wet for Burning Angel. They did a punk rock porno version of The Exorcist called THE XXXORCIST!

Loves it. Father Merkin does a goddamn “sexorcism” on the crazy slut with the twirly head. This movie is perfect for horror fans like me. Watch the Quicktime trailer here. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. ; )

What is it about fisting and milk squirts that just go so fucking well together?

I found the milk fisting video above here on SkinVideo. This led me down a tunnel of hardcore milk fisting porn videos that I never knew existed.

They either open the pussy (or ass) with a speculum and pour or use a squeeze bottle filled with milk. After the vagina is filled to the brim with whole milk, you ease in the fingers and begin fisting. This is the type of porn you watch with buddies. Bro, check this out. Fucking sick!

For some free milk fisting porn, check out this, this, and this. Enjoy!

I think a lot of women develop crushes on their OBGYN. I had a crush on my first lady OBGYN. She was mature and had warm hands. Anyway. Enough about me…onto the Gynecological Porn!

I didn’t realize how big of a fetish this was. There are tons of paysites that cover not only speculum videos but the entire obgyn exam niche. This sexual fantasy is worth exploring if you’re (at all) curious.

Watch these Gyno vids for free. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. Happy Jerking!

I am so curious about women who can smoke out of their vagina. There’s something so wrong about it, and yet I found myself searching for smoking pussy videos today. What do you think? Ignore the stubble for a sec… is this hot or not?

Clearly, I’m obsessing about smoking erotica because I just wrote about the vagina bong a couple of weeks ago. I don’t know. Hot boxing a box sounds like fun to me. Tell me you wouldn’t suck smoke rings out of this pussy and lick her clit on the exhale. Bitch, please. You totally would!

Here are some free erotic smoking videos for you to test drive tonight.

Enjoy the jerk off!

Okay I spend a ton of time on Fucd.com, and obviously you should too. This guy has some of the craziest porn videos I’ve ever seen. Most of them are japanese. Cause lets face the japanese are just fucking weird. But this one isn’t japanese. It’s 2 fat white people. 1 of those white people thinks they are a swamp monster (since he’s wearing a mask and yelling), and the other just lays in the mud and lets the dude fuck her. Oh did I mention they were fat. I think her belly is just flopping in this one. Hard to tell with all the mud flowing into her pussy with every pump. Anyway you have to check this one out.

Swamp man fucking fat chick

Okay I haven’t seen some shit like this since 2 live crew was around. Pop that Coochie brings up a whole new meaning when you see this video. It just seems like your normal emo chick rock concert then all of a sudden this chick comes out and puts on her surgical glove. After you hear that pop of the plastic. It’s time to pop something else. Yep…she starts going to town pounding this girl’s vag like she’s mohamed ali punching the shit out of george foreman.

I mean this has to hurt…right??? I guess if anything it’s a hell of a show. You pay your 20 bucks expecting some half ass music and get a lil porno show. I’d say that’s worth the money. Especially if fisting is your thing.
Fisting to Rock Video

Okay I’ve seen the guys that do the penis acts and tie their dicks up and make them do the most painful looking things just to get a laugh.  But I’ve never seen a woman do anything like that before.  Maybe she saw that gatorade commercial with mia hamm and michael jordan.  “Anything you can do I can do better” Well I will say it’s more fun watching a vagina get mangled than a penis.  Maybe that’s just cause I have a penis and don’t like pain.

Anyway enjoy the tied up clit video 

That really is the question.  I guess you have to ask yourself who thought of lube?  I mean you know romeo wanted to put it in juliets butt, but sometimes that thing is just too tight.  What will lube this thing up he thought to himself?  I’ve got it.  There was a big stick of butter with bread on the dinner table.  That’ll do it.  And now lube is everywhere and people are putting it in butts all over the world.

But just like fashion lube wants to get back to it’s retro days.  And leave it to the germans to bring it back.

Check out this video of butter fucking

Finally…I can walk around and play with my own clit.  Thank you Mr. Patrick Bucklew for making this amazing device.  Why did you do it though? I found this interview to get a bit more information about this revolutionary invention.

Tell me a little about the mangina device.

It’s a prosthesis that I use in my performance art where I utilize my scrotum and labia, and I call that the “lotum.” So it’s actual genitalia that comes out of a prosthetic vagina that I wear and people finger it. I’ve had thousands of people finger it. Slightly to my dismay, people on the street say, “Hey, how ya doing? I fingered ya a couple of months ago.” It’s pretty intimate and it was something that I did to – I saw a lot of art that I thought was great in terms of technique, but I didn’t remember any of it. So I thought I want to do something that people remember, and they do. They never forget what I do.

I guess it’s only fair.  I mean women have been wearing cocks and fucking women and men for years now.  Now a man can get fucked, and not just in the asshole.

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