Category Archives: tits

Jerk Off Girl of the Day… Bryci

Tell me you know who Bryci is. Seriously, just tell me. No? Well, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you hate hot naked chicks? I don’t get it.

While most chicks swim in the kiddie level at the pool, Bryci is diving poon deep off the high dive. (That means she’s fucking crazy hot, by the way.)

For reasons unknown to me, I get really excited when I pull it to Bryci. It’s like my dick is attending a concert for the first time. There’s buying the ticket, the anticipation, the event, then the encore (you can’t just beat once to Bryci, you know).

Now what are you waiting for, check out Bryci’s amazing, naked body and get to whacking.

(For an extra treat – Beat here)

Eva Angelina, My Dick Loves You

If there’s one chick who, hands down, every time makes my dick point North, it’s Eva Angelina. She’s ball-dropping hot, sucks a mean dick and has a vagina that’s unlocked 4 mysteries of the world.

She actually left porn in for a bit (eff you, boyfriend), went to school and worked at Macaroni Grill in SoCal.

How she hasn’t made this into a film yet, is beyond me. Who doesn’t want to see Eva in a sexy Macaroni Grill uniform getting plowed by everyone from the busboys to her shift manager.

And, what if you’re working at Macaroni Grill at that time? Is there anyway you can live with yourself if you didn’t fuck her? Of course not. Well, lucky for the rest of us, we can continue to beat to her whenever we’d like. Never leave us again, Eva.

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Karla Spice is Everything Nice

Hope everyone had a sexy Easter, and welcome back to work. The place where we get to look at porn all day long. Oh, that might just be my job… right.

I’d like to introduce you all to the ridiculously booty-ful Karla Spice.

Karla recently started taking her top off, and I’ve recently started getting bigger boners. Weird how that works out, isn’t it? I’m waiting for her to show off her strip of bacon, although I’m a bit worried my boner would explode.

Check out a few galleries, and, of course, enjoy the goodness below.

Karla Bikini

Karla Sunny Day

Karla Rock Wall

March Madness and Fuckin’


If there’s two things I love, it’s basketball and fuckin’. So, it really only makes sense that we’d marry the two on Final Four day.

I think the folks at Brazzer’s may have played ball in their time, cause, damn, they got a lot bball porn. Watch the video above for some of the most amazing acting I’ve seen in a long time. Think Hoosiers crossed with Fuckin’ Big Titties 8. Classic story of the underdog with big ol’ tits making the game winning shot, which inevitably leads to her getting pounded in every hole, and getting Bones Malone’s NBA Finals basketball.

This is what March Madness is made of. (Also, from here on out, I’d like to be called Bones Malone.)

I Miss Linsey Dawn McKenzie

What happened to Linsey Dawn McKenzie after she had a breast reduction (36HH down to a 36DD)? I miss that foxy British babe. I want new photos, videos, lesbian trysts, and blog posts from her. Natural breasts like Linsey’s will never be forgotten. …but she meant so much more to me than just squishy pillows.

Here’s a photo to jugg jog your mamory memory…
Baby, you were never just boobs to me! You mean more to me than squishy pillows...

Crave more of Linsey? Me, too! I want at least one site update from her. I need it. Baby, please give me just a little current content…pleaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee Your fans are sad. In the meantime, here are some older videos of her sweet fucking body that you can see for free.

Bonus: Watch this hardcore video of Ms. McKenzie here.

Rachael Ray is HOT!

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Well maybe she’s not super hot, but I bet she fucks like a whore on meth. Not like I know what that meth whore fucks like, but I’m assuming it’s pretty crazy. I mean a bitch will do a lot for a hit. Only thing I’m not crazy about with ole rachael is those crazy faces. Here’s a couple of photos of some random O faces. That’s one crazy bitch. Oh yeah…that’s what I was showing you guys. This week Mrs. Ray’s titties wanted to make an appearance. So I’d love to introduce you to the only 2 titties that probably smell like italian food on a daily basis. Enjoy.

Rachael Ray’s Titties