There is a ton of tranny porn on the internet these days. Sites like Big Dick Tranny, Tranny Destruction, and Tranny Hunt are all over the place. Well thanks to my new gay trend finder in the office. I was turned on to He Turned She. Which is exactly what you’re thinking minus the porn. Sorry. It’s still cool though. If you’ve ever wondered what you’d actually look like if you went hardcore tranny and chopped the cock off. Well now you can find out. If you’re serious though here’s what I’d do. I’d have them make me some pictures…I’d send around the pictures to a bunch of dudes…if they say damn that bitch is hot…or I’d put it in her butt…or even better…i’d cum all over her face. Then go ahead with the surgery. Cause lets face…people probably aren’t saying that about you in your current state.

Good luck at He Turned She

I was recently introduced to tranny enema painting. Essentially you take a hot tranny and fill her ass with paint. The tranny pulls up her dress and squats on a canvas. She jerks off and blows the paint out of her asshole. Need a visual? Look no further than this video. Porn or Art?

Admit it. You’re slightly upset that you didn’t create this niche/art trend yourself.

Even there are people who jerk off to this, it seems more like art to me. This is the type of art you want to give to an evil boss. When you’re at the holiday party this year and you hear you’re not getting a bonus, think tranny enema painting! He’ll never know that it was made by a tranny’s ass, but you will. la la la

[tranny enema painting] [babe enema painting]

That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?

This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.

Ever since I moved to San Francisco I always get the “so are you gay now” crap from the ignorant fools that have never been here. Obviously that shit is so annoying so I think I’ve come up with a plan for a few redneck friends from Texas that will be visiting in a few weeks. I read today that Allenina, a pretty famous asian tranny pornstar, will be stripping at a strip club here in San Francisco. I think I’ll set like this. I think we’ll make it a normal strip club hop. I’ll get them pretty drunk before we end up at Club Paree, the only tranny strip club I’ve ever heard of. I’m hoping since there are going to be big fake boobls flooping around that they don’t even notice the lil cocks hoppin around. I’ll sit them down and get them dances right away and see how they react. It should make for an outstanding night. I wish strip clubs let you take photos.

On another note check out this Allenina chick. You can’t tell me if you saw her dressed, like the top photo, at a bar that you wouldn’t try to hook up. You’d hope she’d be upfront with the cockness, but if you made it home that would just be the weirdest thing ever. I mean some people say they wouldn’t fuck a fat chick and tell their friend. How do you feel about going home with a chick that had a dick?

Hope to see you at the Strip Club and if you’re into the cock behind the curtain thing check out Tranny Surprise or Tranny Trouble