That really is the question. I guess you have to ask yourself who thought of lube? I mean you know romeo wanted to put it in juliets butt, but sometimes that thing is just too tight. What will lube this thing up he thought to himself? I’ve got it. There was a big stick of butter with bread on the dinner table. That’ll do it. And now lube is everywhere and people are putting it in butts all over the world.
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That’s right, Dirt fans! Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are going to give you the lesbian action you’ve been hoping for all these years. Set your Tivos, DVR’s, and the like.
You know that Courtney has just been waiting years to find a reason to kiss Jennifer lesbo style. Haven’t we all?! I wish that they’d just come out already, buy a house together, and adopt an Asian baby.
Dear Courtney and Jennifer:
You girls are so cute! I know that your secret love for each other has been on the back burner for some time now. I feel your pain. Now is the time to let your fans know. Be brave! Lesbian love is hot and more accepted than it used to be. In addition to it being super sexy, it would boost your celeb status 10 fold. TV needs a new celeb-lesbo-power-couple. It’s the right time to come out, ladies. Brangelina has nothing on your sex appeal. Fuck them!
You Go Girls,
The infamous lez kiss should happen on the season finale of Dirt (which runs on the FX channel). Jennifer will play a lesbian editor at a rival celeb magazine. If you can’t wait until March, check out this archive of photochopped celeb pics. They make all your fav celeb babes look mad dirty.
Vegetarian woman are just taking it too far. Nothing is every good enough for these women. First of all they were meat eaters and totally cock hungry. Something about that steak just makes the ladies want cock in their ass at all times. Then that wasn’t good enough so they became vegetarian. Obviously since they were making changes in what went into their bodies this meant no more dick. So goodbye to dick, Hello to lesbians licking their vagina. And everyone was okay with this. I mean it had just become a part of life. No meat, means no meat. But now it’s going to another level. Now these vag-etarians, as I’m calling them, don’t even want other vaginas. No tongue on their pussies. Nope, just give them a big cucumber. No that’s not a joke. These women want only vegetables in their body. And we’re talking about in every orifice. Cucumber in the pussy, carrot in the asshole, and a banana in their mouth is a good day in Vag-etarian world. What’s next?
Here is some Vag-etarian Porn for your enjoyment:
woman has sex with corn on the cob
brunette babe stuffs her tight pussy with vegetable
asian girl shows tits toying with vegetable
blond babe vegetable insertion in ass outdoor
kream fucks her snatch with cucumber and squirts cum