Yes, this is me fingering my coffee…

If you’re a caffeine addict, no orgasm can top that deep exhale after your first taste of coffee in the morning. You can’t fake it. It can’t be denied. Yes, my friends–I’m talking about coffee porn. Studies show that coffee actually taps into the female sex drive. It’s true. It’s sad that I haven’t hooked up more in coffee house bathrooms, really. I’d be into that.

Ladies, are you with me? The folks at esspressoporn.com are. Their blog illustrates the devine connection between espresso drips and cum shots. Super sexy, if you ask me. Here’s another money shot visual…

Check out coffee porn on flickr, and this silly video montage of coffee, Jenna, and Ron Jeremy. Also, remember to buy coffee from girls in panties to enhance the experince.

Vegetarian woman are just taking it too far. Nothing is every good enough for these women. First of all they were meat eaters and totally cock hungry. Something about that steak just makes the ladies want cock in their ass at all times. Then that wasn’t good enough so they became vegetarian. Obviously since they were making changes in what went into their bodies this meant no more dick. So goodbye to dick, Hello to lesbians licking their vagina. And everyone was okay with this. I mean it had just become a part of life. No meat, means no meat. But now it’s going to another level. Now these vag-etarians, as I’m calling them, don’t even want other vaginas. No tongue on their pussies. Nope, just give them a big cucumber. No that’s not a joke. These women want only vegetables in their body. And we’re talking about in every orifice. Cucumber in the pussy, carrot in the asshole, and a banana in their mouth is a good day in Vag-etarian world. What’s next?

Here is some Vag-etarian Porn for your enjoyment:

woman has sex with corn on the cob
brunette babe stuffs her tight pussy with vegetable
asian girl shows tits toying with vegetable
blond babe vegetable insertion in ass outdoor
kream fucks her snatch with cucumber and squirts cum

If that’s not enough VAG-etarian porn for you be sure to check out Veggie Bang or Veggie Dip