She’s not naked, but damned if I haven’t beat to this video 3 times already (this morning).

Sorry, but Miranda Kerr is the hottest girl alive, and we salute you (with our erections).

If you can’t fire one off to this video, then you need to retire your dick.
Seriously, just hang it up.

Fine, here’s a few nudes of her!

Duh…but does she love those squishy pillows more then we do? This video shows Heidi Klum in a bra – playing with her breasts.

God bless TMZ‘s video editors. This clip ends in a tour de force score of Heidi Klum’s laughter. Enjoy.

Nothing says holiday cheer like tah-tahs nicely cupped by Victoria’s Secret bras. Tonight I watched this mainstream porn phenomena that CBS somehow slides through once a year. This show essentially consists of boobs bouncing down the runway…over and over…until you’re hypnotized and smiling like a stoned retard. Niiice. It was so much better than last year’s runway show. The lingerie was actually really wearable. …which I was keen on. blah blah blah.

Anyway…on with the tah-tahs…

Justin Timberlake was the backdrop of the fashion show this year. I’m Bringing Sexy Back seemed to be the the running theme. They showed clips of the models singing along and doing booty dances. Anyone care to guess how many runway models he’s going to bang tonight? Damn.

Missed out last year? Check out Victoria’s Secret Runway Show from 2005.