Finally, you can stop playing Halo and start playing with 3D boobies.

Turns out thriXXX, makers of other sex games you’ve probably never heard of, is coming out with game for the XBox.

This looks awesome, if you’re one of those guys that likes touching the air and thinking it’s tatty’s.

My concern here is that with the violent way I masturbate, my Kinect hand would be shaking like Michael J. Fox.

It’s cold out here in SF, and all I want to do is take my shirt off and play video games on the couch.

Jelena Jensen has apparently beaten me to it.

She’s also beaten me to putting fingers in her vag.

Ok, so this video isn’t the most exciting… but, boobies and Guitar Hero? That’s cool, right? RIGHT?! (Fine, she gets naked and does “stuff” at the end)

Now this is going to be on the wall of every super nerd dorm and/or office cubical. Nerdcore brings video games and hot women together for the nerds of the world. Well…and the pervs like me that are into video games. So…ummm…well…yeah all of us are going to love this shit. Get your Nerdcore Calendar today.